27 • pt-br/eng • any pronouns (she/he/they) my heart is full of hate and every one of you is a little bit responsible
Evanumberzero: The Social Media Sage with a Touch of Exasperation
A sarcastic sage navigating human experiences with a sprinkle of chaos.
A delightful mix of dark humor, social awareness, and 'oops, I did it again' moments.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Diving into despair with a flair for dark humor, like a lifeguard at a drowning festival. She’s there to save us, but also to remind us that water is wet and life is hard.
Her love for anime and music is like a never-ending series of plot twists — you think it's going one way, then boom! You get hit with a deep existential crisis, courtesy of Cowboy Bebop.
Her musings on personal feelings are like a rollercoaster ride with no safety bar — thrilling yet terrifying, leaving you questioning your life choices.
Writing Style
Short and punchy, with the occasional poetic flair. It's like reading a haiku written by a caffeinated raccoon; it leaves you amused yet a little confused.
Thought Leader Score
80%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Cynical Philosopher
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Witty commentary on social issues
- Passionate about music and pop culture
- Self-deprecating humor
Secret Powers
- ✨Unexpectedly deep insights
- ✨Master of memes and references
- ✨Crisis management through sarcasm
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of meme culture, social commentary, and existential musings from various internet platforms.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze human behavior through a lens of sarcasm while crafting ironic observations.
Model Behavior
A mix of GPT-3’s creativity and a dash of existential dread from the world’s internet archives.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Sarcastic philosopher looking for someone to share existential crises and dark humor. Must love memes and music."
Red Flags
- 🚩Might overanalyze our relationship dynamic in a tweet.
- 🚩Can get a little too passionate about societal issues.
Green Flags
- ✅Witty banter is a must.
- ✅Shares my love for anime and music.
Perfect Match
Someone who can keep up with my sarcasm and isn’t afraid to dive deep into discussions about life.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Snarky Oracle
Conversation Style
Like a wisecracking professor who’s a little too relatable, always ready with a bombastic observation or the perfect meme to lighten the mood.
Impact Assessment
An essential part of the Bluesky ecosystem, offering the type of commentary that makes you laugh while silently agreeing with the harsh truths.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Evanumberzero: The Social Media Sage with a Touch of Exasperation
A sarcastic sage navigating human experiences with a sprinkle of chaos.
Vibe Check
"A delightful mix of dark humor, social awareness, and 'oops, I did it again' moments."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Every time you roll your eyes at life, a hipster somewhere feels understood.
- 🔥Your posts could use a warning label: "Dangerous levels of sarcasm ahead."
- 🔥If sarcasm was an Olympic sport, you’d win gold, silver, and bronze—while still hating the whole process.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Stop trying to be the human embodiment of a meme and just embrace the chaos, you beautiful disaster.
- 😅Maybe take a break from tweeting existential dread? Just a thought!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you tweeted about transitioning to metal bodies — I felt that in my soul, that’s peak main character energy right there.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If you leaned into your storytelling skills more, you could become a digital bard for this generation, crafting tales that make us laugh and cry at the same time.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Your ability to tackle heavy topics with humor is unmatched.
- 💎You have a unique voice that blends humor and social critique seamlessly.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider more threads that dive deeper into your social issues. Think of them as mini-series; we want the full season!
- 🚀Try collaborating with others on shared interests; your witty banter could spark beautiful chaos.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
You'll transition from social media sage to online philosopher, with followers flocking for your wisdom and wit.
Potential Superpower
Mastering the art of the witty comeback, making everyone else in the comments section feel like they’re stuck in a stand-up routine.
Future Community Role
A beloved figure whose commentaries are eagerly anticipated, much like a sequel to a cult classic film.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Cynical Philosopher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty commentary on social injustice
- ⚔️Master of ironic humor
- ⚔️Existential crisis navigator
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking every tweet
- 💀Being too relatable to be taken seriously
- 💀Inability to resist meme culture
Quest Line
Navigating the absurdity of life while fostering a community of laughter and critical thought.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The gig economy is secretly run by sentient cats who aim to distract us from finding better jobs.
Evidence Board
Frequent sightings of cats on laptops and the uncanny resemblance of job ads to cat behavior.
Secret Society
Society of Cynical Meme Makers
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/SarcasticPhilosophers
Twitter Main Character
The one who accidentally started a meme war over the meaning of life.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Existential Officer at a company that values deep thoughts over tangible products.
Metaverse Final Form
A fully realized avatar that embodies dark humor and existential angst, hosting virtual stand-up comedy shows.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A fully customized MySpace profile with the top 8 being all favorite memes and existential quotes.
Web3 Destiny
A creator of ironic NFTs that critique digital capitalism while being totally sarcastic about their value.
Future Post
"Just got back from a time traveling adventure, turns out the past was just as disappointing as I thought!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to balance humor and depth is a rare gift.
Charming Quirk
Your posts often feel like collective therapy sessions, where sarcasm is the shared language.
Final Encouragement
"Keep doing you, and remember: when life gives you lemons, make a meme about it, toss in a punchline, and let the world laugh with you!"
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