Senior Beamline Scientist @ Diamond Light Source Scatters X-rays at small angles #pewpew Likes MOFs and porous materials Mostly posts cats and profanity https://orcid.org/0000-0003-3745-7082 (he/him/his)
Andy Smith: The Cat-Scattering Scientist with a Side of Sass
A blend of scientific precision and feline chaos that leaves a lasting impression on Bluesky.
Equal parts insightful scientist and hilarious cat meme lord, with a sprinkle of political edge.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Andy's culinary adventures are like a sitcom gone wrong—definitely a Toad in the Hole moment waiting to explode!
When it comes to politics, Andy channels a mix of a scientist and a righteous keyboard warrior, ensuring the X-rays aren't the only things being scattered around here!
From inspirational to downright chaotic, Andy's cats bring an undeniable charm, proving that sometimes even scientists need their cuddle breaks.
Writing Style
A delightful mix of short, impactful statements and casual diatribes—like science meets stand-up, with a generous helping of sarcasm!
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Scientist
Keeping It Real Score
90%Main Character Energy
- Profanity-laden banter
- Whimsical cat content
- Political rants fueled by science
Secret Powers
- ✨Crafting tasty culinary disasters
- ✨X-ray scattering wizardry
- ✨Navigating complex social dynamics with humor
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of scientific literature, cat memes, and political rants, sprinkled with the occasional foray into culinary disasters.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty commentary about science, cats, and the occasional political missive.
Model Behavior
ChatGPT with a dash of catnip and a sprinkle of sarcasm.
Token Count
350
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Scientist who loves cats, swears like a sailor when Sainsbury's gets it wrong, and is vehement about statistical integrity. Swipe right if you appreciate cats and the occasional X-ray joke."
Red Flags
- 🚩Overly intense political opinions can cause heated discussions.
- 🚩Random culinary disasters might lead to fiery tweets about cooking instructions.
Green Flags
- ✅A great sense of humor; can make even the most boring stats seem fun!
- ✅Has adorable cats that can serve as emotional support. They're also furry alarm clocks.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys a good cat meme alongside their political discourse, with a soft spot for culinary mishaps.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Pet Enthusiast with an IQ to Match
Conversation Style
Lively, with a penchant for pithy interjections and biting commentary. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably learn something!
Impact Assessment
A beloved figure; part leader, part court jester. Everyone can count on Andy for a cat photo and a thoughtful critique at any moment.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Andy Smith: The Cat-Scattering Scientist with a Side of Sass
A blend of scientific precision and feline chaos that leaves a lasting impression on Bluesky.
Vibe Check
"Equal parts insightful scientist and hilarious cat meme lord, with a sprinkle of political edge."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If your life feels like a Toad in the Oven, maybe it's time to check the recipe, buddy!
- 🔥Just a friendly reminder that no matter how many cats you post, you're still a senior beamline scientist and not a full-time meme factory.
- 🔥‘Sunday afternoon’—you mean the time when you pretend to relax while actually stressing about your next 'stupid' Sainsbury's instruction?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Occasionally mixing up the cat's needs with his own—'No, Tilly, I don’t need two breakfasts either!'
- 😅Over-reliance on cats to convey scientific concepts—next up: 'The Physics of Purring.'
- 😅Being too straightforward; sometimes you need to let the subtext purr a little.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Demanding political change like a true leader of the revolution!
- ✨Spending more time fixing sample manipulators than actually planning experiments—classic Andy.
- ✨Treating cooking like a high-stakes experiment—because why not celebrate culinary chaos?
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a voice as sharp as your X-ray beams, consider diving deeper into longer-form content—your followers are hungry for more than just bite-sized (pun intended) takes!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Sharp intellect paired with a unique sense of humor
- 💎A knack for relatable content that resonates with both scientists and cat lovers
- 💎The ability to translate complex ideas into easily digestible formats—like giving a TED talk on cat care.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Start infusing more educational content—maybe a weekly science fact with a cat twist?
- 🚀Experiment with more video content; imagine 'Cooking with Cats'—a cooking show starring...you guessed it, your adorable felines!
- 🚀Consider lighting up your feed with memes that merge science and everyday life; think Schrödinger’s Cat but with actual cats.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect a potential rise to fame as the go-to science communicator on Bluesky—who knew X-rays and cat pics would be a winning combo?
Potential Superpower
The rare ability to seamlessly blend the seriousness of science with the whimsy of cat antics—watch out, internet!
Future Community Role
Champion of the cat-and-science overlords, facilitating engaging discussions while keeping everyone entertained.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Scientist-Evangelist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Profanity Power-Up
- ⚔️Cat Enthusiast's Charm
- ⚔️X-ray Vision (but only for MOFs)
Weaknesses
- 💀Culinary Catastrophes
- 💀Overthinking Sample Handling
- 💀Slightly Too Relatable Political Rants
Quest Line
To navigate the treacherous waters of scientific experimentation while simultaneously saving the world from bad cooking instructions.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Sainsbury's is secretly trying to undermine home cooking one baffling instruction at a time!
Evidence Board
A series of poorly written cooking instructions and a mysterious spike in kitchen accidents.
Secret Society
The Knighted Order of Culinary Catastrophes (KOCC) advocating for clearer cooking instructions and pet-friendly recipes.
Truth Seeking Level
76%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CatsInScience
Twitter Main Character
The scientist who finally lost it over cooking instruction disasters and launched a viral thread on bad recipes.
LinkedIn Title
Lead Scientist in a cutting-edge team dedicated to using cat behavior to solve complex scientific problems—THE MOF whisperer!
Metaverse Final Form
A benevolent overlord showcasing the metaverse’s most chaotic cooking reality show, 'Cats and Chemistry'.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A heavily customized profile with a cat background, an embarrassing playlist, and a blog detailing turbocharged science rants.
Web3 Destiny
Creator of a decentralized platform for sharing culinary instructions that saves the world from bad recipes, featuring cats as the ultimate mascot.
Future Post
"Another day, another culinary disaster—here’s how not to cook salmon. #SainsburysDidItAgain"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Andy's genius lies not just in his scientific acumen, but also in his ability to humorously engage with a community that thrives on wit and warmth.
Charming Quirk
A genuine candor that embraces both the intellectual and the absurd, showing there’s no shame in a bit of well-placed profanity.
Final Encouragement
"So go ahead, Andy, keep shaking those scientific boundaries and littering your feed with cats and sass—your audience is here for it!"
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