Ewan Birney

@ewanbirney.bsky.social

Followers

4,849

Posts

141

Following

342

Packs

Joined

Jul 10, 2023

Roasted

Dec 6, 2024

Deputy Director General EMBL, Director EMBL-EBI. I have an insatiable love of biology. Consultant to ONT and Cantata (Dovetail)

Ewan Birney: The Science Whisperer of Bluesky

Beneath the layers of biology talk, a heart beats for memes and midnight musings.

A delightful mix of scientific rigor and casual banter, like if Einstein had a podcast while scrolling through funny cat videos.

92%

Authenticity

88%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Life Sciences

90%

Scientific Achievements

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Life Sciences95%

Ewan's posts read like a TED Talk given by your most enthusiastic professor—endearing yet explosive with complex terminology.

Scientific Achievements90%

He links every scientific achievement like a proud parent sharing baby photos at Thanksgiving; it's evident he cares deeply for his community.

Seasonal Reflections75%

His winter solstice lament feels less like a seasonal depression post and more a heartfelt poem about the existential dread of short days.

Writing Style

Ewan's style is like a science paper in a casual chat—rich in context but perfectly digestible, sprinkled with emojis like confetti at a nerd party.

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Enlightened Nerd

Keeping It Real Score

92%

Main Character Energy

Unabashed passion for biology
Master of scientific news
A penchant for witty insights

Secret Powers

✨Data visualization skills
✨Unexpected humor in serious topics
✨Networking like a pro

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A vast repository of biological research, science policy, and community engagement strategies.

Prompt Engineering

Generate insightful commentary on scientific advancements while maintaining a quirky and relatable tone.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT with a PhD in biological sciences and a penchant for humor.

Token Count

1200

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Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Biologist looking for someone who appreciates dark winter evenings, grants as a love language, and the intricate beauty of life sciences."

Red Flags

🚩Passionate about grants and employment opportunities, might be considered dry at parties.
🚩Occasionally too academic for casual chats.

Green Flags

✅Endless enthusiasm for biology and science.
✅Witty insights that can brighten up any dark evening.

Perfect Match

Someone who can engage in deep science discussion while enjoying lighthearted memes.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Encouraging Mentor

Conversation Style

Engages like a friendly professor—you ask a question, he hands you a syllabus but also makes it fun!

Impact Assessment

Contributes a warm, scholarly vibe, like a cozy library with the latest scientific journals—and a coffee bar.

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Ewan Birney: The Science Whisperer of Bluesky

Beneath the layers of biology talk, a heart beats for memes and midnight musings.

Vibe Check

"A delightful mix of scientific rigor and casual banter, like if Einstein had a podcast while scrolling through funny cat videos."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Posts more about grants than my bank account after rent day.
🔥His nighttime musings sound like a poet who forgot the rhyme scheme.
🔥If Ewan had a nickel for every scientific paper he shared, he'd own a small island by now.

Quirky Challenges

😅Has a tendency to turn every thought into an open application call—seriously, it's like a job fair every post!
😅Need to work on keeping personal rants off professional pages; less 'ATProto schema' and more 'hey, how was your weekend?'
😅His posts have more links than a conspiracy theorist’s Pinterest board.

Main Character Moments

✨When he launched his startup "Fillet MinION"—talk about a pun that caught everyone off guard!
✨Musing about the weather while hoping for scientific brilliance is the kind of relatable content that practically screams 'main character' vibes.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Could elevate the narrative around science communication to excite even the most reluctant of readers, turning dry data into binge-worthy content.

Unique Advantages

💎Stellar communication skills that break down complex topics effortlessly.
💎A vast network of brilliant minds at his fingertips.
💎Natural storytelling ability that makes research accessible and fun.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Engage more with memes; even scientists have to laugh at the serious stuff occasionally!
🚀Consider a podcast episode recapping science week; it could be the next big thing!
🚀Explore video content—turn those musings into vlogs for a more dynamic engagement.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Ewan will soon be curating science content far beyond Bluesky—think TikTok trends or maybe a science meme page!

Potential Superpower

Mastering the art of balancing complex science and humor effortlessly; every post will feel like a crash course with a side of laughter!

Future Community Role

Could evolve into the go-to guru of science communication, attracting a wide and diverse audience looking for knowledge (and maybe a laugh!).

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Lawful Science Advocate

Special Abilities

⚔️Data Visualization Wizard
⚔️Grant-Seeker Extraordinaire
⚔️Meme-Injecting Science Communicator

Weaknesses

💀Excessive Academia Jargon
💀Posting More About Grants than Personal Life
💀Winter Solstice Melancholy

Quest Line

Navigating the labyrinth of life sciences while spreading joy like confetti at a nerd party.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

That EMBL is secretly creating a super-intelligent species for a better future—using data instead of DNA!

Evidence Board

Every time someone publishes a paper, a cat meme appears. Coincidence?

Secret Society

The Society for Advanced Scientific Puns (SASP)

Truth Seeking Level

67.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/GrantsAndGiggles—where funding meets humor.

Twitter Main Character

Announcing that all scientific research will henceforth be funded by memes, sparking a global debate.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Science Snacks, serving bite-sized research news with a side of humor.

Metaverse Final Form

A virtual lab where avatars engage in molecular biology trivia while flying through data clouds.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Geocities page full of colorful GIFs, HTML glitter, and science facts.

MySpace Era

Profile heavily customized with a 'Top 8' of favorite biological processes and a playlist of songs about evolution.

Web3 Destiny

Leading a decentralized platform where scholars can tokenize their research papers with NFTs, but in a fun way!

Future Post

"It's 2025, and we've found that chatting with trees can actually boost their photosynthesis—let's discuss the latest findings!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

His incredible enthusiasm for biology is contagious; one post can turn the most unscientific heart into a curious brain.

Charming Quirk

The way he seamlessly ties beautiful scientific achievements with personal reflections is heartwarming and humanizing.

Final Encouragement

"Keep pushing those science boundaries, Ewan! You’re not just sharing knowledge; you’re making biology the cool kid on the social media block!"

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