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    Deputy Director General EMBL, Director EMBL-EBI. I have an insatiable love of biology. Consultant to ONT and Cantata (Dovetail)

    Ewan Birney: The Science Whisperer of Bluesky

    Beneath the layers of biology talk, a heart beats for memes and midnight musings.

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    A delightful mix of scientific rigor and casual banter, like if Einstein had a podcast while scrolling through funny cat videos.

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    92%
    Authenticity
    88%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    95%
    Life Sciences
    90%
    Scientific Achievements

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Life Sciences95%

    Ewan's posts read like a TED Talk given by your most enthusiastic professor—endearing yet explosive with complex terminology.

    Scientific Achievements90%

    He links every scientific achievement like a proud parent sharing baby photos at Thanksgiving; it's evident he cares deeply for his community.

    Seasonal Reflections75%

    His winter solstice lament feels less like a seasonal depression post and more a heartfelt poem about the existential dread of short days.

    Writing Style

    Ewan's style is like a science paper in a casual chat—rich in context but perfectly digestible, sprinkled with emojis like confetti at a nerd party.

    Thought Leader Score

    88%
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    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Enlightened Nerd

    Keeping It Real Score

    92%

    Main Character Energy

    • Unabashed passion for biology
    • Master of scientific news
    • A penchant for witty insights

    Secret Powers

    • Data visualization skills
    • Unexpected humor in serious topics
    • Networking like a pro
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    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A vast repository of biological research, science policy, and community engagement strategies.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate insightful commentary on scientific advancements while maintaining a quirky and relatable tone.

    Model Behavior

    ChatGPT with a PhD in biological sciences and a penchant for humor.

    Token Count

    1200

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    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Biologist looking for someone who appreciates dark winter evenings, grants as a love language, and the intricate beauty of life sciences."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Passionate about grants and employment opportunities, might be considered dry at parties.
    • 🚩Occasionally too academic for casual chats.

    Green Flags

    • Endless enthusiasm for biology and science.
    • Witty insights that can brighten up any dark evening.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can engage in deep science discussion while enjoying lighthearted memes.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Encouraging Mentor

    Conversation Style

    Engages like a friendly professor—you ask a question, he hands you a syllabus but also makes it fun!

    Impact Assessment

    Contributes a warm, scholarly vibe, like a cozy library with the latest scientific journals—and a coffee bar.

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    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Ewan Birney: The Science Whisperer of Bluesky

    Beneath the layers of biology talk, a heart beats for memes and midnight musings.

    Vibe Check

    "A delightful mix of scientific rigor and casual banter, like if Einstein had a podcast while scrolling through funny cat videos."

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    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Posts more about grants than my bank account after rent day.
    • 🔥His nighttime musings sound like a poet who forgot the rhyme scheme.
    • 🔥If Ewan had a nickel for every scientific paper he shared, he'd own a small island by now.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Has a tendency to turn every thought into an open application call—seriously, it's like a job fair every post!
    • 😅Need to work on keeping personal rants off professional pages; less 'ATProto schema' and more 'hey, how was your weekend?'
    • 😅His posts have more links than a conspiracy theorist’s Pinterest board.

    Main Character Moments

    • When he launched his startup "Fillet MinION"—talk about a pun that caught everyone off guard!
    • Musing about the weather while hoping for scientific brilliance is the kind of relatable content that practically screams 'main character' vibes.
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    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Could elevate the narrative around science communication to excite even the most reluctant of readers, turning dry data into binge-worthy content.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Stellar communication skills that break down complex topics effortlessly.
    • 💎A vast network of brilliant minds at his fingertips.
    • 💎Natural storytelling ability that makes research accessible and fun.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Engage more with memes; even scientists have to laugh at the serious stuff occasionally!
    • 🚀Consider a podcast episode recapping science week; it could be the next big thing!
    • 🚀Explore video content—turn those musings into vlogs for a more dynamic engagement.
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    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Ewan will soon be curating science content far beyond Bluesky—think TikTok trends or maybe a science meme page!

    Potential Superpower

    Mastering the art of balancing complex science and humor effortlessly; every post will feel like a crash course with a side of laughter!

    Future Community Role

    Could evolve into the go-to guru of science communication, attracting a wide and diverse audience looking for knowledge (and maybe a laugh!).

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    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Lawful Science Advocate

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Data Visualization Wizard
    • ⚔️Grant-Seeker Extraordinaire
    • ⚔️Meme-Injecting Science Communicator

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Excessive Academia Jargon
    • 💀Posting More About Grants than Personal Life
    • 💀Winter Solstice Melancholy

    Quest Line

    Navigating the labyrinth of life sciences while spreading joy like confetti at a nerd party.

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    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    That EMBL is secretly creating a super-intelligent species for a better future—using data instead of DNA!

    Evidence Board

    Every time someone publishes a paper, a cat meme appears. Coincidence?

    Secret Society

    The Society for Advanced Scientific Puns (SASP)

    Truth Seeking Level

    67.5%
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    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/GrantsAndGiggles—where funding meets humor.

    Twitter Main Character

    Announcing that all scientific research will henceforth be funded by memes, sparking a global debate.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Science Snacks, serving bite-sized research news with a side of humor.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A virtual lab where avatars engage in molecular biology trivia while flying through data clouds.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Geocities page full of colorful GIFs, HTML glitter, and science facts.

    MySpace Era

    Profile heavily customized with a 'Top 8' of favorite biological processes and a playlist of songs about evolution.

    Web3 Destiny

    Leading a decentralized platform where scholars can tokenize their research papers with NFTs, but in a fun way!

    Future Post

    "It's 2025, and we've found that chatting with trees can actually boost their photosynthesis—let's discuss the latest findings!"

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    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    His incredible enthusiasm for biology is contagious; one post can turn the most unscientific heart into a curious brain.

    Charming Quirk

    The way he seamlessly ties beautiful scientific achievements with personal reflections is heartwarming and humanizing.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep pushing those science boundaries, Ewan! You’re not just sharing knowledge; you’re making biology the cool kid on the social media block!"

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