Ewan Sanderson

@ewansanderson.bsky.social

Followers

433

Posts

1,420

Following

505

Packs

Joined

Dec 11, 2023

Roasted

Nov 30, 2024

Climate, environment, politics, reading, music, cycling, climbing mountains, skiing, swimming, sarcasm (in-built), opinions (skewed) 316.66 PPM https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hkj244ucqkay27p2trgmexyd/lists/3lbu5wpztlf2b

Ewan Sanderson: The Sarcastic Sentinel of Social Commentaries

A master of nuance who's equally adept at slinging sarcasm and sharing serious insights.

This account is like a fine Scotch—complex, occasionally smoky, but always leaving a warm aftertaste.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Climate Advocacy

90%

Politics

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Climate Advocacy95%

Ewan presents climate issues with the intensity of a Scottish winter—no small measure of cold and occasional warmth, but always urgent.

Politics90%

Political posts are less about party loyalty and more about grilling the system; think of it as barbecue meets parliamentary debate.

Personal Anecdotes80%

His personal stories come wrapped in layers of self-reflection and sarcasm, like a Scottish lasagna—comforting yet complex.

Writing Style

A rollercoaster of sarcasm and insight, punctuated with the occasional culinary commentary; he's the chef trying to spice up the bland politics of social media one post at a time.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Witty Observer

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Wry humor
Political savvy
Climate advocate

Secret Powers

✨Culinary creativity
✨Outdoor adventure narration
✨Political analysis

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Training Data

A robust collection of social and political commentary infused with culinary musings and humor.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty yet insightful takes on climate, politics, and the absurdities of everyday life.

Model Behavior

A blend of political analyst with the humor of a late-night talk show host.

Token Count

150

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Bio

"Climate enthusiast, political observer, and culinary adventurer looking for someone to share haggis and hot takes. Must appreciate sarcasm and occasional food-related crises!"

Red Flags

🚩Often forgets what’s in the fridge until it speaks back.
🚩High likelihood of mixing up international cuisines at dinner.
🚩Tendency to go on rants about the government while cooking.

Green Flags

✅Passionate about climate justice and sustainable living.
✅Good at turning serious topics into relatable anecdotes.
✅Can whip up a mean meal with whatever’s left in the pantry.

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys deep conversations about politics over a plate of homemade curry (without the missing peppers).

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Squad Check🌟

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Role in Community

The Droll Debater

Conversation Style

Ewan's comments pop like champagne corks, often leading to lively discussions, though occasionally he drops the bottle.

Impact Assessment

His posts add depth to the community dialogue; it's like adding a pinch of salt to the soup—or perhaps a splash of whisky.

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Ewan Sanderson: The Sarcastic Sentinel of Social Commentaries

A master of nuance who's equally adept at slinging sarcasm and sharing serious insights.

Vibe Check

"This account is like a fine Scotch—complex, occasionally smoky, but always leaving a warm aftertaste."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your posts are like a good haggis: hearty, filling, but occasionally a bit too complicated for some tastes.
🔥You have the knack for making even the most serious topics feel like an episode of 'The Office'—awkward, but hilariously relatable.

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe stay away from food puns? Last time I checked, puns about 'puds' were only funny in certain circles.
😅Consider integrating more memes; your posts need some more visual zest to match your verbal spice.

Main Character Moments

✨That time you confused a Mexican night with Scottish traditions—true cultural fusion!
✨When you bravely tackled the duality of vaccines and haggis in a single tweet. Iconic.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

There's a comedy goldmine in your observational style—maybe consider a podcast?

Unique Advantages

💎A unique blend of political and culinary commentary that attracts a diverse audience.
💎Your passionate take on climate issues can inspire others to take action.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try to post more frequent personal stories; they resonate well and humanize your serious topics.
🚀Leverage threads for deep dives into climate issues, giving your followers a taste of your in-depth analysis.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Ewan will likely evolve into a go-to source for not just news, but witty, relatable commentary—think John Oliver but more personal.

Potential Superpower

Unraveling complex political discussions in a way that even your grandma could chuckle at.

Future Community Role

A comedic political commentator, possibly hosting weekly discussions around current events infused with humor.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Sarcastic Analyst

Special Abilities

⚔️Sarcasm Mastery
⚔️Political Satire Sorcery
⚔️Eco-Warrior Powers

Weaknesses

💀Tendency to Overthink
💀Occasional Culinary Confusion
💀Slight Addiction to Scottish Puddings

Quest Line

Confront the duality of taste and toxicity while navigating the treacherous waters of social media discourse.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The UK Parliament is secretly run by sentient Scottish haggis who control policy for their own gain.

Evidence Board

Evidence includes inconsistent culinary representation in government legislation and the inexplicable rise of haggis-themed memes during election cycles.

Secret Society

The Society of Sarcastic Skeptics (SSS)—dedicated to undermining serious discussions with humor.

Truth Seeking Level

88%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ScottishSarcasm

Twitter Main Character

The Scottish Haggis Whisperer, uncovering the hidden meanings behind haggis memes.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Sarcasm Officer at the International Bureau of Witty Observations.

Metaverse Final Form

Ewan, the Grand Duke of Sarcasm, ruling over a land where every debate ends in laughter.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> An eclectic GeoCities page featuring a mix of climate activism, punk rock recipes, and overly decorated gifs of Scottish landscapes.

MySpace Era

An ultra-customized profile with music from The Proclaimers and a background that changes between haggis and the Scottish Highlands.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized platform where Ewan offers NFT recipes for climate-friendly Scottish dishes.

Future Post

"In 2025, climate change is still a hot topic—but at least we have a superior choice of takeout: haggis tacos anyone?"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to blend sharp observations with humor is top-notch; you make the internet a more engaging place.

Charming Quirk

Your epic food posts have thrown us all into a culinary adventure with every scroll—keep serving that delicious content!

Final Encouragement

"Stay sardonic and keep sharing—your unique voice is a refreshing spark amidst the noise of social media!"

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