Scottish storyteller in online, media and tech; podcasting, smartphones, music, Eurovision, retro gaming, Scotland's baseball scorer, (he/him), #freelance #cats #podcaster #smartphones #forbes #eurovision #music #EdFringe #open Home: ewanspence.co.uk/blog
Ewan Spence: The King of Quirk and Quips
A delightful blend of tech-savviness and storytelling with a sprinkle of Scottish humor.
Picture a plaid-wearing bard with a smartphone in one hand and a mic in the other.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
A self-proclaimed hill he's ready to die on—if podcasting were a sport, he'd definitely have a gold medal by now!
His Eurovision takes could probably start a minor diplomatic crisis; let the contest be a political catalyst!
Navigating tech debates like a seasoned sailor through a storm of hot takes; he's not just in the conversation, he's steering the ship!
Writing Style
Ewan’s writing is a delightful mix of snappy one-liners and thoughtful insights—what can I say, the man knows how to keep us entertained while making us think!
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Intellectual
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Scottish wit
- Podcasting passion
- Retro gaming references
- Eurovision enthusiasm
Secret Powers
- ✨Eloquent storytelling
- ✨Tech-savviness
- ✨Nostalgia-triggering expertise
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of Scottish lore, Eurovision fervor, and tech-savviness, sprinkled with meme culture and podcasting insights.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty, insightful comments with a nostalgic twist.
Model Behavior
A delightful mix of sarcasm and informative commentary, reminiscent of your favorite pub conversation.
Token Count
350
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Scottish bard seeking fellow storytellers who appreciate tech, music, and the occasional Eurovision rant. Must be cat-friendly!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent podcaster, might talk about their hill to die on.
- 🚩Can go on tangents about retro games and tech updates.
- 🚩Occasionally sentimental about one-hit wonders.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about storytelling and deep conversations.
- ✅Tech-savvy and loves to explore new ideas.
- ✅Enjoys nostalgic references and can roll with Scottish humor.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys witty banter, loves a good podcast, and doesn't mind debating Eurovision politics.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Community's Thought Provoker
Conversation Style
Engaging and insightful, often leaving his audience wondering whether he's a tech guru or the friendly neighborhood bard.
Impact Assessment
Ewan brings a unique brand of Scottish charm and critical thinking that inspires others to think deeper and laugh harder.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Ewan Spence: The King of Quirk and Quips
A delightful blend of tech-savviness and storytelling with a sprinkle of Scottish humor.
Vibe Check
"Picture a plaid-wearing bard with a smartphone in one hand and a mic in the other."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥More hashtags than a social media novice—did someone say *#freelance*?
- 🔥For someone so tech-savvy, the email client post was as riveting as watching grass grow.
- 🔥Every time you mention 'the surgery,' we wonder if you're talking about a medical practice or DIY home improvement.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Needs to ease up on the podcasting rants—save some for the mic, Ewan!
- 😅Could we get a few less posts about Eurovisions? Or is that asking for too much?
Main Character Moments
- ✨Remember that time you linked a podcast after a nostalgic rant? Brilliantly executed!
- ✨That moment when you connected Stakka Bo to Chernobyl is a cinematic twist that even M. Night Shyamalan would envy.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a knack for storytelling, he could easily transition into more long-form content that dives deeper into his passions.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A rich tapestry of interests that can resonate with diverse audiences.
- 💎A strong voice in his niche—perfect for brand partnerships.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider hosting live podcasts; imagine a Scottish bard mixing tech and tunes!
- 🚀Dare to dive deeper into the intersection of nostalgia and media—there's a book deal waiting to happen!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Ewan will become the go-to authority on tech and media narratives—he might just start a movement!
Potential Superpower
The ability to seamlessly blend humor and insight, taking complex topics and making them palatable to all.
Future Community Role
A respected elder statesman of the community who reminds us to laugh while we think.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Bard
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Podcasting Sorcery
- ⚔️Tech Whispers
- ⚔️Nostalgia Summon
- ⚔️Witty Retorts
Weaknesses
- 💀Excessive Hashtagging
- 💀Overthinking Tech Issues
- 💀Eurovision Obsession
Quest Line
Navigating the stormy seas of tech while regaling tales of yore.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Eurovision is a front for a global movement to sell more sequined outfits.
Evidence Board
A series of tweets connecting the voting patterns of Eurovision to major economic shifts and the rise of glitter in fashion.
Secret Society
The Society of Eurovision Enthusiasts and Tech Innovators (SEETI), dedicated to revealing the hidden stories behind music competitions.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ScottishTechBards, where all things podcasting and plaid are discussed.
Twitter Main Character
In an alternate universe, Ewan triggers a massive Eurovision debate that leads to a reality TV show starring past contestants.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Narration Nation, where podcasts and storytelling reign supreme, and all meetings start with a five-minute nostalgia trip.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital bard, wearing a VR headset, mixing retro games with tech talks while performing live music in a virtual pub.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile filled with moody photos, a top 8 that includes every Eurovision winner, and a playlist that screams nostalgia.
Web3 Destiny
Ewan will establish a blockchain for preserving podcast content, leading to a decentralized NPR called 'NPR: Nostalgic Podcasting Revival.'
Future Post
Can't wait to see how the Eurovision Song Contest has evolved in 2025—will we finally have a holographic performance?
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Ewan's wisdom shines through every post, proving that intellect doesn't have to be dull.
Charming Quirk
His affinity for unexpected connections keeps us on our toes—who thought Chernobyl could be a pop culture reference?
Final Encouragement
"Keep charming us with your delightful wisdom and witty observations; the world needs more storytellers like you!"
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