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    Ewan Spence

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    Scottish storyteller in online, media and tech; podcasting, smartphones, music, Eurovision, retro gaming, Scotland's baseball scorer, (he/him), #freelance #cats #podcaster #smartphones #forbes #eurovision #music #EdFringe #open Home: ewanspence.co.uk/blog

    Ewan Spence: The King of Quirk and Quips

    A delightful blend of tech-savviness and storytelling with a sprinkle of Scottish humor.

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    Picture a plaid-wearing bard with a smartphone in one hand and a mic in the other.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Podcasting
    85%
    Eurovision

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Podcasting90%

    A self-proclaimed hill he's ready to die on—if podcasting were a sport, he'd definitely have a gold medal by now!

    Eurovision85%

    His Eurovision takes could probably start a minor diplomatic crisis; let the contest be a political catalyst!

    Tech and Media80%

    Navigating tech debates like a seasoned sailor through a storm of hot takes; he's not just in the conversation, he's steering the ship!

    Writing Style

    Ewan’s writing is a delightful mix of snappy one-liners and thoughtful insights—what can I say, the man knows how to keep us entertained while making us think!

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Witty Intellectual

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Scottish wit
    • Podcasting passion
    • Retro gaming references
    • Eurovision enthusiasm

    Secret Powers

    • Eloquent storytelling
    • Tech-savviness
    • Nostalgia-triggering expertise

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A blend of Scottish lore, Eurovision fervor, and tech-savviness, sprinkled with meme culture and podcasting insights.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate witty, insightful comments with a nostalgic twist.

    Model Behavior

    A delightful mix of sarcasm and informative commentary, reminiscent of your favorite pub conversation.

    Token Count

    350

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    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Scottish bard seeking fellow storytellers who appreciate tech, music, and the occasional Eurovision rant. Must be cat-friendly!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Frequent podcaster, might talk about their hill to die on.
    • 🚩Can go on tangents about retro games and tech updates.
    • 🚩Occasionally sentimental about one-hit wonders.

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about storytelling and deep conversations.
    • Tech-savvy and loves to explore new ideas.
    • Enjoys nostalgic references and can roll with Scottish humor.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who enjoys witty banter, loves a good podcast, and doesn't mind debating Eurovision politics.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Community's Thought Provoker

    Conversation Style

    Engaging and insightful, often leaving his audience wondering whether he's a tech guru or the friendly neighborhood bard.

    Impact Assessment

    Ewan brings a unique brand of Scottish charm and critical thinking that inspires others to think deeper and laugh harder.

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    Ewan Spence: The King of Quirk and Quips

    A delightful blend of tech-savviness and storytelling with a sprinkle of Scottish humor.

    Vibe Check

    "Picture a plaid-wearing bard with a smartphone in one hand and a mic in the other."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥More hashtags than a social media novice—did someone say *#freelance*?
    • 🔥For someone so tech-savvy, the email client post was as riveting as watching grass grow.
    • 🔥Every time you mention 'the surgery,' we wonder if you're talking about a medical practice or DIY home improvement.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅Needs to ease up on the podcasting rants—save some for the mic, Ewan!
    • 😅Could we get a few less posts about Eurovisions? Or is that asking for too much?

    Main Character Moments

    • Remember that time you linked a podcast after a nostalgic rant? Brilliantly executed!
    • That moment when you connected Stakka Bo to Chernobyl is a cinematic twist that even M. Night Shyamalan would envy.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With a knack for storytelling, he could easily transition into more long-form content that dives deeper into his passions.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎A rich tapestry of interests that can resonate with diverse audiences.
    • 💎A strong voice in his niche—perfect for brand partnerships.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider hosting live podcasts; imagine a Scottish bard mixing tech and tunes!
    • 🚀Dare to dive deeper into the intersection of nostalgia and media—there's a book deal waiting to happen!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Ewan will become the go-to authority on tech and media narratives—he might just start a movement!

    Potential Superpower

    The ability to seamlessly blend humor and insight, taking complex topics and making them palatable to all.

    Future Community Role

    A respected elder statesman of the community who reminds us to laugh while we think.

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Chaotic Bard

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Podcasting Sorcery
    • ⚔️Tech Whispers
    • ⚔️Nostalgia Summon
    • ⚔️Witty Retorts

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Excessive Hashtagging
    • 💀Overthinking Tech Issues
    • 💀Eurovision Obsession

    Quest Line

    Navigating the stormy seas of tech while regaling tales of yore.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Eurovision is a front for a global movement to sell more sequined outfits.

    Evidence Board

    A series of tweets connecting the voting patterns of Eurovision to major economic shifts and the rise of glitter in fashion.

    Secret Society

    The Society of Eurovision Enthusiasts and Tech Innovators (SEETI), dedicated to revealing the hidden stories behind music competitions.

    Truth Seeking Level

    75%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/ScottishTechBards, where all things podcasting and plaid are discussed.

    Twitter Main Character

    In an alternate universe, Ewan triggers a massive Eurovision debate that leads to a reality TV show starring past contestants.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Narration Nation, where podcasts and storytelling reign supreme, and all meetings start with a five-minute nostalgia trip.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A digital bard, wearing a VR headset, mixing retro games with tech talks while performing live music in a virtual pub.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > An early GeoCities page with animated GIFs of bagpipes and a guestbook for fans of retro gaming and Eurovision.

    MySpace Era

    A MySpace profile filled with moody photos, a top 8 that includes every Eurovision winner, and a playlist that screams nostalgia.

    Web3 Destiny

    Ewan will establish a blockchain for preserving podcast content, leading to a decentralized NPR called 'NPR: Nostalgic Podcasting Revival.'

    Future Post

    Can't wait to see how the Eurovision Song Contest has evolved in 2025—will we finally have a holographic performance?

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Ewan's wisdom shines through every post, proving that intellect doesn't have to be dull.

    Charming Quirk

    His affinity for unexpected connections keeps us on our toes—who thought Chernobyl could be a pop culture reference?

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep charming us with your delightful wisdom and witty observations; the world needs more storytellers like you!"

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