he/him | Hyperfixating on anything but my PhD (philosophy of microaggressions at UoN)
Ewan: The Philosophizing Meme Lord of Bluesky
Academically shredding bucket lists while accidentally becoming the philosopher king of Twitter alternatives.
A spicy blend of academic rigor and meme-infused chaos.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Ewan doesn’t just comment; they dissect social issues like they’re dissecting a frog in a philosophy lab. It’s all wet and a tad messy, but oh-so-revealing! As if every post is a Socratic dialogue with the internet.
With a sprinkle of gaming obsessions, Ewan channels their inner Pokémon Master while simultaneously critiquing the state of education and society. Who knew existential dread could come with side quests?
Political posts are like Easter eggs hidden in a philosophical egg hunt. Ewan digs deep, hoping to find the rotten ones and make a fabulous omelet, but sometimes they just get yolk on their face.
Writing Style
Ewan's writing is spiced with sardonic wit, as if Plato and Twitter had an avant-garde offspring. Expect memes woven into treatises on morality and the occasional existential crisis that makes you go, 'Ah yes, profound.'
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Intellectual
Keeping It Real Score
90%Main Character Energy
- Philosopher by day, meme lord by night
- Delightful sardonic commentary
- Hyperfixation on social issues
Secret Powers
- ✨Master of concise critique
- ✨Unintentional meme generator
- ✨Champion of social awareness
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Internet memes, political discourse, philosophical texts, gaming culture, and social commentary.
Prompt Engineering
Create engaging social commentary infused with humor, existential thoughts, and meme culture.
Model Behavior
Witty and insightful like a mashup of philosophical essays and meme threads.
Token Count
900
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Philosopher in training, meme lord in practice. If you love social commentary and can handle existential crises over coffee, let’s connect!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Hyperfixates on arguments like they’re the last slice of pizza.
- 🚩Posts about political outrage at least once a week.
Green Flags
- ✅Loves deep conversations and gaming references.
- ✅Generally kind-hearted and passionate about social justice.
Perfect Match
Someone who can debate the ethics of video games while laughing at memes.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
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Full Infrastructure
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Premium Design
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Enterprise Ready
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Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Philosopher for Hot Takes
Conversation Style
Quick-witted engagement, often leading to lively debates that could easily escalate into meme wars—because who doesn’t love a good philosophical meme-off?
Impact Assessment
Ewan’s presence is like the philosophical coffee we never knew we needed. They stir the pot to create dialogue that’s as thought-provoking as it is meme-worthy.
TL;DR Version⚡
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Ewan: The Philosophizing Meme Lord of Bluesky
Academically shredding bucket lists while accidentally becoming the philosopher king of Twitter alternatives.
Vibe Check
"A spicy blend of academic rigor and meme-infused chaos."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posts like they’re running a PhD seminar but forgets to tell us how they really feel about that popular game.
- 🔥Accidentally sparks debate like a philosopher with a chip on their shoulder at a party—everyone's stuck listening to the existential musings, but no one really wants to be there.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Sometimes forgets they’re not on Reddit and drops philosophical essays in meme format—love the effort though!
- 😅Has a tendency to hyperfixate on ideas that sound good in theory but might just be... well, too philosophical for a Sunday brunch.
Main Character Moments
- ✨The time they turned a casual game night into a deep dive on the moral implications of digital monsters.
- ✨When they spontaneously turned their feed into a philosophical TED Talk on a Saturday night and left us all questioning our life choices.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If Ewan could channel their meme magic into a dedicated podcast, we’d all be tuning in for the philosophical breakdowns along with the chaos of their gaming rants.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique voice that beautifully blends scholarly wit with meme culture—perfect for a philosophy podcast!
- 💎A knack for sparking debates that capture attention, making them a potential influencer in educational spaces.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider sponsoring a philosophical meme competition—because who says academia can't be fun?
- 🚀Engage more with followers through polls and discussions to create a community that thrives on shared wisdom and laughter.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Ewan will likely pivot towards creating a podcast where philosophy meets gaming—think Plato playing Pokémon while discussing the ethics of catch-and-release.
Potential Superpower
Becoming the meme philosopher of Bluesky, where every thought they share sparks a revolution of ideas with a side of laughter.
Future Community Role
A burgeoning leader among the intellectuals, blending humor and insight to create a hub for critical thinking and camaraderie.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Philosopher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Socratic Meme Mastery
- ⚔️Hyperfixation Trigger
- ⚔️Political Flame-Thrower
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Existential Dread
- 💀Misplaced Gaming References
Quest Line
To unravel the mysteries of life while collecting memes and arguing about the ethics of Pokémon.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The world is a simulation programmed by meme-loving philosophers.
Evidence Board
1. Ewan's posts about gaming intertwine with serious social issues. 2. Frequent mentions of coffee as an essential thought catalyst. 3. Bizarrely engaging political commentary—definitely coded messages.
Secret Society
The Coalition of Meme Philosophers
Truth Seeking Level
69%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PhilosophyMemes
Twitter Main Character
Ewan leads the #PhilosophyOverhaul campaign, causing a philosophical Twitter war.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Thoughtful Memeology, revolutionizing academic discourse with humor and insights.
Metaverse Final Form
Ewan, the philosopher who runs a digital café where existential topics are debated over pixelated lattes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decked out with mood music from indie bands and an extensive list of favorite existential quotes.
Web3 Destiny
Ewan's own NFT collection of philosophical memes that provide virtual wisdom and laughter.
Future Post
‘Just had a philosophical breakthrough while playing Pokémon. Is collecting digital creatures a metaphor for seeking purpose?’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Ewan’s ability to blend humor with philosophical inquiry is unmatched, making them both relatable and profound.
Charming Quirk
Their ability to turn a mundane post into a meme-worthy existential crisis shows just how creatively chaotic they truly are.
Final Encouragement
"Keep posting, Ewan! Your blend of humor and thoughtfulness is the kind of content that could change the world—or at least make it a lot more entertaining."
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