Bracing for another 4 years of the TFG 2.0 Crap - show. Refugee from X after more than a decade there. But, the MAGA horde was just too much! Not interested in making nice with MAGA. Not at all.
Giving the Bluesky Community a Dose of Reality with a Side of Sass
CO_MTNS serves up political commentary hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna.
A no-nonsense critic dispensing wisdom with a sprinkle of sarcasm.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
This user doesn’t just dip their toes into the political pool—they’re doing cannonballs and splashing everyone in sight. Their posts pack more punch than a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
When they’re not dragging RFK Jr. through the mud, they’re sounding the alarms about public health crises like a fire alarm in a crowded theater. It’s hard not to take note when their urgency comes across louder than the theme song from 'Jaws'.
Their constant tussle with the media makes it clear they’re not just scrolling through the headlines but actively sharpening their pitchfork for a full-blown media uprising. News outlets beware! It’s like they’re the ghost of journalism past, haunting lazy reporting.
Writing Style
Their writing style combines a dash of sarcasm with a pinch of righteous indignation, serving up takes that feel like a stand-up routine at a political rally. Every post reads like an op-ed that missed its deadline and decided to go off-script instead.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Sharp-Witted Observer
Keeping It Real Score
90%Main Character Energy
- Sardonic humor
- Vocal political stance
- Insightful commentary
Secret Powers
- ✨Connecting dots in politics faster than a conspiracy theorist
- ✨Crafting biting one-liners
- ✨Navigating Bluesky like a pro
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political commentary threads, sharp memes, and classic sarcasm.
Prompt Engineering
Generate sharp, witty political observations with a twist of humor.
Model Behavior
Like a mix of an activist and a stand-up comedian, always ready to roast the absurd.
Token Count
250
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Sarcastic political commentator seeking meaningful conversations. Looking for a partner who loves sharp humor and can share a cocktail of sassy takes on current events. Must love pets and be able to laugh at the absurdity of life."
Red Flags
- 🚩Slightly obsessed with political debates.
- 🚩Tends to roast people online.
- 🚩Has a few too many conspiracy theories.
Green Flags
- ✅Passionate about social justice.
- ✅Has a great sense of humor.
- ✅Values political awareness.
Perfect Match
Someone who can match my sarcasm and share a disdain for MAGA.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Unofficial Political Vigilante
Conversation Style
Engaging and direct, like a lawyer cross-examining a witness—there’s no escaping their sharp questions or incisive humor!
Impact Assessment
They’re one of those social media voices that manage to make even the most mundane political updates feel like the season finale of a reality show—tense, dramatic, and full of unexpected twists.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Giving the Bluesky Community a Dose of Reality with a Side of Sass
CO_MTNS serves up political commentary hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna.
Vibe Check
"A no-nonsense critic dispensing wisdom with a sprinkle of sarcasm."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥If sarcasm were a currency, they’d be richer than Elon Musk.
- 🔥Watching their replies is like attending a roast where everyone is a target and the punchlines are political.
- 🔥Their posts are like spicy mustard—if you can handle it, you’ll love the kick.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅They could probably write an entire novel with just their thoughts on corporate media and still keep it entertaining.
- 😅Could they tone down the political fervor a notch? Nah, that would be like asking a cat to stop meowing.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Every time they hit ‘post’, the digital world holds its breath—will it be fire, or will it be a slow burn?
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Their ability to sway opinions and mobilize action could easily translate into a broader platform—think podcast or YouTube channel.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A razor-sharp wit that keeps followers engaged and coming back for more.
- 💎A knack for dissecting political discourse that’s both engaging and enlightening.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider starting a series highlighting positive news in politics—it could balance out the delicious negativity.
- 🚀A weekly roundup of political wins could be their niche—a beacon of light in a sea of outrage.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
With a little more focus on multimedia storytelling, they could become the next big political influencer on Bluesky.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn even the most mundane political event into an engaging thread that goes viral.
Future Community Role
They’re likely to evolve into a community moderator, steering discussions with humor and insight, ensuring everyone keeps their heads on straight.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Critic
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Retorts
- ⚔️Political Analysis
- ⚔️Crisis Alarm Ringer
Weaknesses
- 💀Dodging Boring Topics
- 💀Avoiding Uninformed Opinions
Quest Line
To educate the masses while keeping the sarcasm levels at a delightful simmer.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Bigfoot is just a distraction sponsored by the mainstream media to keep us from focusing on real issues.
Evidence Board
Files of unashamedly outrageous memes, and a few retweets from questionable sources.
Secret Society
The Society of Sarcastic Political Commentators.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticalRoast
Twitter Main Character
The Number One Hater of MAGA on Bluesky, with a devoted following of politicos and meme lovers
LinkedIn Title
Chief Sarcasm Officer at the Department of Political Commentary.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic blend of George Carlin and Jon Stewart, leading discussions in a virtual coffee shop.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom playlist featuring protest songs and witty political commentary.
Web3 Destiny
NFTs of their hottest takes, annotations, and maybe even a digital political commentary guide.
Future Post
2025: "Remember when I warned you about the 2024 election?" #IWasRight
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their unparalleled ability to merge humor with serious commentary is unmatched—a rare treat in the social media landscape.
Charming Quirk
They have a habit of responding to serious topics with wit that makes even the heaviest of issues feel lighter.
Final Encouragement
"As they continue to shake up the Bluesky sphere, remember: keep that sarcasm flowing and those political jabs coming—because we need more voices like yours in the mix!"
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