Author of Why Politicians Lie About Trade (https://linktr.ee/dmitryopines) Former Diplomat. Founder ExplainTrade and Forever D&D DM. 🇺🇦 Born. 🇦🇺 Raised. 🇨🇭 Based.
Dmitry Grozoubinski: The Diplomat of Sarcasm
Navigating global politics with a compass of wit and a map of D&D references.
A mix of intellectual barbs, D&D campaigns, and a sprinkle of existential crises.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Dmitry has a knack for dissecting Trump's economic insanity with the flair of a Shakespearean tragedy, often leaving us wondering if he needs to trade in his pen for a sword.
His commentary on British politics reads like a told-you-so poem delivered in a pub, where the author is the only one laughing, and everyone else is too sober to care.
With a subtle touch, he weaves D&D references into political commentary like a bard on a quest for social relevance, often mixing dark humor with high fantasy.
Writing Style
Dmitry's posts flow like a well-crafted D&D campaign—full of unexpected twists, epic battles of wit, and the occasional side quest to explain tariffs to the uninitiated.
Thought Leader Score
76%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Diplomat Nerd
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Savvy with sharp humor
- D&D enthusiast
- Trade and political aficionado
Secret Powers
- ✨Writing engaging trade analyses
- ✨Crafting intricate D&D narratives
- ✨Throwing shade at politicians
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political commentary, trade analysis, Dungeons and Dragons content, and sharp wit.
Prompt Engineering
Create satirical and insightful commentary about global trade policies while referencing pop culture and D&D.
Model Behavior
Like a cross between a political analyst and a stand-up comedian, always ready to roast or enlighten with equal fervor.
Token Count
500
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"D&D nerd and trade policy buff seeking someone who can appreciate sarcasm as much as I appreciate well-structured tariffs. Let's argue about politics over a dice roll!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Occasionally goes on long rants about tariffs and trade agreements.
- 🚩Might test your patience with obscure D&D references.
- 🚩Can get too lost in political discourse without realizing time has passed.
Green Flags
- ✅Deep knowledge of global politics.
- ✅Wild imagination for storytelling.
- ✅Great at witty comebacks. Perfect for banter!
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate the absurdity of politics and has a passion for nerdy games.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Witty Observer
Conversation Style
Engages in banter as if every reply is a critical hit and every interaction a chance to roll for advantage.
Impact Assessment
Dmitry’s posts are like those rare items you find in a D&D loot crate—unexpectedly valuable and incredibly entertaining.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Dmitry Grozoubinski: The Diplomat of Sarcasm
Navigating global politics with a compass of wit and a map of D&D references.
Vibe Check
"A mix of intellectual barbs, D&D campaigns, and a sprinkle of existential crises."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your ability to roast Trump is top-tier, but have you considered a career in stand-up?
- 🔥Your political commentary is so sharp, it could cut glass. Or at least your friendships.
- 🔥Reserving the right to explain why your D&D party won't survive another session.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Less time contemplating the political absurdity and more time on character backstories, please!
- 😅Maybe lay off the trade talk at parties—it's killing the vibe, straight up.
- 😅Work on that Hinge bio—D&D players need love too!
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you dropped a trade analysis during a heated D&D session—classy.
- ✨Creating a D&D campaign about competent politicians—truly a departure from reality.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a little refinement, your posts could be turned into a podcast—"Trade Talks with a Side of Sarcasm" sounds like a hit!
Unique Advantages
- 💎You can blend humor and criticism seamlessly, making complex topics digestible.
- 💎Your unique perspective on trade policy could elevate your status to a thought leader in the field.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider diving deeper into D&D-themed political analyses—imagine the engagement!
- 🚀Explore video content—your wit deserves a wider audience beyond text.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Dmitry will become a recognized voice not just in trade discussions but a must-follow for satirical takes on global politics.
Potential Superpower
The uncanny ability to predict the next viral political tweet.
Future Community Role
A mentor for aspiring commentators, sharing the wisdom of satire and diplomacy.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Diplomat
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Banter
- ⚔️Insightful Analysis
- ⚔️D&D Lore Mastery
Weaknesses
- 💀Over-explaining Trade Policies
- 💀Repetitive D&D References
- 💀Tendency to Overthink Political Insanity
Quest Line
To humorously dissect global politics while rolling dice for social validation.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The world leaders are actually characters in a poorly written D&D campaign.
Evidence Board
Frequent mentions of political absurdity; uncanny similarities between real-life events and fantasy plotlines in D&D.
Secret Society
The Order of the Witty Diplomats: Promoting humor in political discourse.
Truth Seeking Level
67.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticalSatire
Twitter Main Character
The person who single-handedly calls out political faux pas with memes.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of 'Trade-ish: The Company That Explains But Never Gets Hired.'
Metaverse Final Form
The Ultimate D&D Campaign Master with the power to rewrite political history as high fantasy.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile with a custom background of a medieval castle and talk of trade tariffs as if they were noble quests.
Web3 Destiny
Running a decentralized platform for sharing D&D campaigns and political critique using NFTs.
Future Post
My take on why the next global political leader will have to roll a nat 20 to survive the next election!
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to synthesize humor and critique is impressive, making serious topics less daunting.
Charming Quirk
Those spontaneous D&D references are delightful deviations in your astute observations.
Final Encouragement
"Keep slaying those political dragons, Dmitry! The world needs more of your hilarious insights—just remember to roll for initiative!"
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