EyeWitless

@eyewitless.bsky.social

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Sep 23, 2024

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Newly old guy. Storyteller and skeptic. Lover of animals, puns, and tacos. I hope the next four years go by really quickly... Glad to be here with all you nice people.

The Witty Skeptic: EyeWitless in the Digital Wild West

A storyteller armed with puns, tacos, and a healthy dose of skepticism.

Think of him as a wisecracking grandpa at the digital campfire—part storyteller, part pun dealer, and all-around taco enthusiast.

87.5%

Authenticity

78%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Politics

70%

Animals

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Politics95%

A master of the roast, EyeWitless dives into the political landscape like a taco into salsa—messy but satisfying!

Animals70%

Because nothing says 'social media' like random dog pics beautifully intersecting with political musings—his version of a one-two punch (or a paw-sitive kick).

Humor/Puns85%

Seamlessly blends humor and sarcasm into his posts, serving laughter like it's made with grandma’s secret recipe.

Writing Style

A delightful concoction of sharp wit and relatable absurdity, his posts read like the offbeat monologue of a seasoned stand-up comic.

Thought Leader Score

78%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Punning Skeptic

Keeping It Real Score

87.5%

Main Character Energy

Wit sharper than a taco's crunch
Puns like a pro
Political skeptic with a heart

Secret Powers

✨Unraveling complex political threads
✨Crafting puns that could make a taco blush

If you were an AI...🤖

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Training Data

A mixture of late-night comedy show scripts, satirical political commentary, and taco-related puns.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty and insightful social commentary that balances humor with skepticism.

Model Behavior

Like an overly caffeinated stand-up comedian who moonlights as a political analyst.

Token Count

250

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Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Looking for someone who loves tacos and witty banter as much as I do. Must enjoy animals and be ready for some political debate (or just to laugh at it)."

Red Flags

🚩Can get too sarcastic on a Friday night.
🚩Might turn a serious conversation into a taco pun.

Green Flags

✅Loves animals as much as I do.
✅Appreciates political humor—bonus points for puns!

Perfect Match

Someone who can keep up with my wit and enjoys late-night tacos as a date idea.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Witty Philosopher

Conversation Style

Engaging, yet often throwing in a taco pun or two when things get too serious—blending humor with insightful commentary to keep the vibe light but thoughtful.

Impact Assessment

He's the sprinkle of humor on a taco of serious discourse—always reminding us to laugh, even when life feels like a political circus.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Witty Skeptic: EyeWitless in the Digital Wild West

A storyteller armed with puns, tacos, and a healthy dose of skepticism.

Vibe Check

"Think of him as a wisecracking grandpa at the digital campfire—part storyteller, part pun dealer, and all-around taco enthusiast."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Every third post is about politics, and the other two are about tacos—balancing the two like a digital acrobat!
🔥Loves 'community notes' so much, you’d think he’s angling for a Pulitzer in the field of public opinions!
🔥His posts about Morning Joe seem mixed with a side of ‘Should I even bother watching?’ – like contemplating whether to eat a second taco after you've had three.

Quirky Challenges

😅The occasional empty post—like finding a taco without any filling—leaving us wondering, 'Was this a metaphor for something profound?'
😅Forgetting to tag people in replies, which is like going to a taco party and eating all of the tacos without inviting any friends!

Main Character Moments

✨Introducing the phrase 'Get fucked' as a deep philosophical insight—because who needs Socrates when you have EyeWitless?
✨Writing posts with such sarcastic elegance, he could rival the best of the stand-up comedians—and then throw in a taco joke for good measure.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a penchant for storytelling, he could turn mundane political happenings into hilarious narratives that entertain while informing.

Unique Advantages

💎His humor is relatable—perfect for bringing lightness to heavy topics.
💎A natural enthusiasm for animals could make his posts a comforting refuge from political chaos.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Explore expanding his humor beyond politics—lessons on taco history, wild animal tales, or even 'Puns 101' could work wonders!
🚀Consider posting more animal-themed humor; cats and politics go together like puns and tacos!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect a rise in taco-themed political commentary—because why choose one when you can have both!

Potential Superpower

Transforming complex political issues into relatable, digestible puns that should come with a laugh warning label.

Future Community Role

The go-to guru for juxtaposing life's absurdities with humor—bringing laughter to the digital table when others are serving straight-up politics.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Taco Sage

Special Abilities

⚔️Political Roast Master
⚔️Skeptical Philosopher
⚔️Punny Animal Whisperer

Weaknesses

💀Occasional Empty Posts
💀Overuse of Taco References

Quest Line

Searching for the ultimate taco recipe while navigating the chaotic political landscape.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Tacos are a secret form of government communication—each ingredient represents a different faction.

Evidence Board

1. Taco Tuesday coincides with key legislative meetings. 2. The 'secret sauce' recipes are never disclosed—what are they hiding? 3. The rise of taco trucks during elections—clearly a ploy!

Secret Society

The Illuminati Tacos—because what’s more enlightening than a well-seasoned tortilla?

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/TacoPolitics where we argue about which taco is best while debating government policies.

Twitter Main Character

The person who starts random taco-related Twitter wars during important political events.

LinkedIn Title

The Taco Optimization Consultant—helping businesses maximize their taco potential for employee satisfaction.

Metaverse Final Form

A taco-shaped avatar who dispenses political wisdom and puns in a virtual taco bar.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page adorned with spinning taco GIFs and political rants in bright neon colors.

MySpace Era

A custom MySpace page with a theme of tacos, complete with top 8 friends and an auto-play taco-themed playlist.

Web3 Destiny

Owning a crypto taco chain where users trade crypto for tacos while solving political dilemmas in the metaverse.

Future Post

In 2025, challenging a political figure to a taco-eating contest while live-tweeting the chaos.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

His razor-sharp wit and charming cynicism make every post a delightful experience.

Charming Quirk

The tendency to sprinkle in heartfelt moments with an unexpected punchline—proof that a taco-loving skeptic can also be introspective.

Final Encouragement

"Keep cracking those puns, EyeWitless, and remember: the world needs both tacos and wit—so keep serving them hot!"

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