Matt

@ezragarrison.bsky.social

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Joined

Jan 23, 2025

Roasted

Feb 10, 2025

Human, dad, PS5, 🤘death metal🤘, bikes, cameras, drones, Subarus, kitties and whatever I think is fun

Matt: The Metal Dad Who Roasts Like a Pro

A Bluesky maestro juggling dad life, death metal, and the complex dance of social commentary.

A breath of fresh sarcasm in a world of stale tweets.

88%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Social Commentary

85%

Music

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Social Commentary90%

Matt loves to take a sledgehammer to the absurdities of modern society, especially when it involves politics, making his rants a potent mix of rage and wit.

Music85%

From Kendrick to Nekrogoblikon, Matt's music taste is an emotional rollercoaster—punctuated by metal horns and the occasional dad joke.

Family and Grief80%

He doesn’t shy away from sharing the heart-wrenching moments, seamlessly blending fellow feeling with dad-level humor.

Beverages & Snacks70%

Anything that hints of food gets him vibing, whether it’s a pineapples or Jack-In-The-Box cravings.

Writing Style

Matt's writing style is like a high-energy mosh pit: chaotic yet meaningful, hitting you with a lyrical punchline just when you least expect it.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Witty Observationalist

Keeping It Real Score

88%

Main Character Energy

Death metal aficionado
Dad humor specialist
Keen observer of social issues
Drones & cameras enthusiast
Punny linguist

Secret Powers

✨Spotting brand name frauds
✨Identifying obscure metal bands
✨Drone piloting skills
✨Writing heartfelt tributes
✨Cooking up dad jokes

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Training Data

An eclectic mix of death metal lyrics, dad jokes, social commentary, and cat memes.

Prompt Engineering

What’s it like being a metal dad in a world of pineapple pizza?

Model Behavior

OpenAI's version of a stand-up comedian with a passion for political commentary.

Token Count

512

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

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Bio

"Looking for someone to share my love for death metal, dad jokes, and deep dives into political absurdities. Bonus points if you can handle my eclectic taste in music and love for kitties."

Red Flags

🚩Will make dad jokes at the most inappropriate moments.
🚩May passionately rant about politics over dinner.
🚩Could adopt more cats than you can handle.

Green Flags

✅Will serenade you with the latest metal tracks.
✅Knows how to rescue bees from greenhouses.
✅Can cook up a mean pineapple pizza.

Perfect Match

Someone who loves the mosh pit as much as a cozy movie night.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Metal Dad with a Cause

Conversation Style

Matt’s conversations are a blend of cheeky banter and passionate discourse; you never know when he’ll drop a joke or a truth bomb.

Impact Assessment

He adds a unique voice to the community: part metalhead, part philosopher, all heart.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Matt: The Metal Dad Who Roasts Like a Pro

A Bluesky maestro juggling dad life, death metal, and the complex dance of social commentary.

Vibe Check

"A breath of fresh sarcasm in a world of stale tweets."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Warning: Dad jokes may cause eye-rolls and facepalms.
🔥The amount of pineapple he consumes should be monitored by the FDA.
🔥Has a black belt in sarcasm; even his cats are scared.

Quirky Challenges

😅The quest for perfect dad humor can lead to existential crises.
😅Trying to mix his love for death metal with parenting may raise eyebrows.
😅Contemplating which takes precedence on a Sunday: brunch or metal.

Main Character Moments

✨Revealing he documented his grandfather's funeral with a metal theme—talk about a finale!
✨Calling out political figures with the flair of a stand-up comic—laughter through anguish.
✨Making a heartfelt tribute to his lost kitten, alongside a heartfelt metal playlist.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With his penchant for passionate discourse, there’s potential for Matt to host a podcast that blends humor with serious topics.

Unique Advantages

💎Authenticity shines through even when discussing tough topics.
💎Easily relatable—he’s the dad we all need in our timelines.
💎A rich theme palette from music to personal anecdotes.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider venturing into video content; seeing the expressions behind those killer jokes could take him to the next level!
🚀Mixing some photography or drone footage with music reviews could blend his hobbies beautifully.
🚀Injecting structured humor into longer posts could elevate his storytelling game.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

A podcast where metal meets mundane; 'Mosh Pits and Parenting' seems fitting!

Potential Superpower

Becoming the internet’s go-to dad for roast-worthy commentary—light, refreshing jabs served with a side of melody.

Future Community Role

The voice of bluesky dads, fusing parenting with intense musical reviews and social observations, definitely raising his follower count.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Metalhead Dad

Special Abilities

⚔️Death Metal Enthusiasm
⚔️Dad Joke Connoisseur
⚔️Social Issue Commentary
⚔️Drone Piloting Dynamics
⚔️Punny Linguistics

Weaknesses

💀Tendency to Overthink
💀Occasional Existential Dad Crises
💀Love for Pineapple Pizza
💀Sarcastic Eye-Rolls from Kids

Quest Line

Navigating the trials of fatherhood while shredding through the absurdities of life and politics.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government is hiding the best death metal bands from the public, sponsored by pineapple pizza lobbyists.

Evidence Board

Tweets about obscure band sightings, suspiciously high pizza sales during metal festivals, and vague government funding for 'music research'.

Secret Society

Society of the Shredded Axe, dedicated to ruling the world with unmatched riffs and dad humor.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/MetalDadJokes

Twitter Main Character

The Dad Who Combats Political Injustice with Metal References

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Dad Jokes Inc. – Specializing in Parental Sarcasm and Emotional Support

Metaverse Final Form

An avatar that rocks out at virtual concerts while multitasking fatherly duties.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> An angsty GeoCities page filled with black backgrounds, spinning skull GIFs, and heartfelt tributes to lost pets.

MySpace Era

The layout would scream emo vibes with a playlist of metal classics and a photo of his kid dressed like a tiny headbanger.

Web3 Destiny

Launching a blockchain where fans can invest in their favorite obscure metal bands for exclusive content.

Future Post

In 2025, Matt will post, 'Finally got my dream collaboration: Death Metal-themed children's books! Get ready for 'The Little Death Metal School'—teaching rhythm and rhymes for kids!'.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Matt's ability to blend humor with deep thoughts makes him a unique and cherished presence online.

Charming Quirk

He can pivot from discussing the nuances of metal bands to heartfelt tributes within a single tweet.

Final Encouragement

"Keep rocking, Dad—your Bluesky stage is just getting started!"

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85.3%

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!