Former Forensic Therapist for Sexually Violent Predators diagnosed as Psychopaths and Malignant Narcissists like trump. He's Fuckin' with my Grandsons future. No DM's please, I'd like to be friendly but there's fucking scumbags out there.
The Bluesky Brawler: Garious Unleashed!
A mix of passionate rants, heart, and a sprinkle of chaos in the fight for democracy.
Like a tornado of thoughts wrapped in a cozy blanket of sass.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Garious is like a caffeine-fueled alarm clock, waking us up to the realities of our political world, one expletive at a time.
With the fervor of a chef who just discovered spicy cayenne, Garious stirs the pot on social issues that matter; beware the burns.
Their posts are like that friend who drags you to the volunteer event you didn't want to attend but loved (and complained about) afterward.
Writing Style
A direct approach infused with raw emotion, punctuated by a pantheon of capital letters and exclamation marks that could wake the dead or, at the very least, shake them up a bit!
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Passionate Advocate
Keeping It Real Score
87.4%Main Character Energy
- Blunt honesty
- Deep emotional engagement
- Unfiltered political commentary
Secret Powers
- ✨Prophetic rants about democracy
- ✨Impromptu motivational speeches
- ✨Connecting with fellow activists
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of viral political commentary, advocacy for social justice, and emotional appeals to action.
Prompt Engineering
Generate passionate and politically charged messages, infused with humor and urgency.
Model Behavior
Like GPT-3 but with an espresso shot and a side of protest signs.
Token Count
350
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate advocate for democracy. I express my feelings loudly, sometimes with all caps! Looking for someone who can match my fervor for social change without being intimidated by my occasional rants. Must love dogs, especially Pugs!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Excessive swearing in posts
- 🚩Tendency to rant about politics at dinner parties
- 🚩Might send you a 300-word thread about why democracy matters before breakfast
Green Flags
- ✅Highly passionate about social issues
- ✅Engages with community in meaningful ways
- ✅Has a Pug named Yoda
Perfect Match
Someone who loves activism, spontaneous debates on current issues, and can handle a bit of sass.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Emotional Firebrand
Conversation Style
Garious engages with a mix of urgency and irreverence—it's like a debate where everyone forgot to bring their shields and word barriers!
Impact Assessment
Their impact is undeniable, as they rattle cages and inspire action, standing out like a neon sign in a black-and-white film.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Bluesky Brawler: Garious Unleashed!
A mix of passionate rants, heart, and a sprinkle of chaos in the fight for democracy.
Vibe Check
"Like a tornado of thoughts wrapped in a cozy blanket of sass."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥They tweet like they're composing a manifesto—good luck addressing world issues in 280 characters or less!
- 🔥Sometimes it feels like their posts are a sequel to 'How to Win Friends and Influence People'—but with more swear words!
- 🔥Loves a good rant so much, I half expect them to run for office just to have a podium to shout from.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅The challenge of using a thesaurus when all they want is to shout 'fascism' at every opportunity!
- 😅Deciding how many exclamation marks is too many—spoiler: there’s no such thing in their world.
- 😅Balancing their heart for activism with the occasional need for a cat video break!
Main Character Moments
- ✨That time they used a holiday meal to spark a political discussion that had everyone at the dinner table sweating!
- ✨When they single-handedly rallied the troops for a protest through a Twitter thread so passionate it could revive a dead horse!
- ✨Posting a heartfelt apology while simultaneously calling out a long list of grievances—classic Garious!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If harnessed wisely, their voice could lead a movement that gets people moving (and possibly shouting) like never before.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique blend of humor and horror at societal issues that draws people in!
- 💎An uncanny ability to connect with others who feel even a sliver of their urgency—it's like they have a sixth sense for empathy!
- 💎Their background in forensic therapy gives them a gut instinct about societal issues that regular folks may overlook.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Maybe try a meme or two—because humor is a great way to unite a crowd... right before they pick up pitchforks!
- 🚀Consider the power of brevity—sometimes a well-placed GIF can say more than an entire rant!
- 🚀Experiment with positivity—like a kindness grenade, it might catch people off guard but could lead to lovely surprises!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Look out for them hosting community forums—Garious is going to become the go-to person for organizing rallies and discussions.
Potential Superpower
The ability to galvanize and inspire; they might just become the meme that turns into a movement!
Future Community Role
The Gritty Optimist, channeling the power of their posts into something tangible, turning chaos into community.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Activist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Unfiltered Ranting
- ⚔️Caffeine-Driven Empathy
- ⚔️Social Media Mobilization
Weaknesses
- 💀Overuse of Exclamation Points
- 💀Slightly Overzealous Passion
- 💀Frequent Digressions
Quest Line
To save democracy, one expletive-filled post at a time!
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is monitoring social media to suppress dissenting voices, except for mine because obviously!
Evidence Board
Social media bots? More like social media spies! Just look at how they respond to me!
Secret Society
The Society of Empathetic Rants, where every member is required to deliver a passionate speech twice a week.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ActivismWithAttitude
Twitter Main Character
Fighting with influencers over their vague, feel-good posts instead of hard-hitting facts.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Pug Rants United: Changing the world, one dog meme at a time.
Metaverse Final Form
A holographic rally leader, uniting avatars for democracy in a virtual world! (with Pug Yoda at their side)
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile song: 'Fight the Power' + a background showcasing my love for protest signs and a top 8 that includes activists, dogs, and maybe a celebrity or two.
Web3 Destiny
Tokenized activism—join the 'Garious for Democracy' NFT group where every piece funds a local charity!
Future Post
In 2025: 'Democracy is still a work in progress, but we’re making strides! Let's keep it going, people! 🔥💪'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their tenacity is like a bulldozer; nothing stands in their path when they’re fighting for what they believe!
Charming Quirk
Their knack for mixing heartfelt posts with no-holds-barred rants is as refreshing as a lemon-scented wipe in a public restroom—unexpected yet oddly delightful.
Final Encouragement
"Keep shouting, keep sharing, and remember: if you don't like what you're seeing, change it—preferably with lots of caps lock!"
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