Retired Farmer, Biz Owner, Construction, Software design & deployment. #Centrist #Space #woodworking #backcountry #hiking #fishing. Data Director - 2021 Jyoti Gondek Campaign. Opinions my own.
Real Mike - Fake Ezzie: The Centrist Crusader of Bluesky
A retired farmer who's trading plows for posts, and somehow making political commentary seem like a contact sport.
A blend of rugged outdoor charm and unfiltered social commentary, like a lumberjack who moonlights as a political analyst.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Real Mike dives headfirst into political commentary like a kid into a swimming pool—except this one is filled with ideological sharks.
His posts about nature are like a gentle hug from a tree; warm, inviting, and slightly concerned about climate change.
When he talks hockey, it’s like listening to a passionate dad at a peewee game, but with a PhD in sports analytics.
Writing Style
A humorist's flair with a political scientist's rigor; it's like he's channeling Shakespeare while watching a Canadian hockey game.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Observer
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Political puns that can cut steel
- Nature enthusiast with a soft spot for birds
- Juggles construction metaphors with digital debates
Secret Powers
- ✨Cleverly critiquing Canadian politics
- ✨Spotting career politicians like a hawk
- ✨Creating DIY craft projects in 3D printing
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of political commentary, environmental awareness, and random sports takes, with a sprinkle of DIY projects.
Prompt Engineering
Generate insights and humor from a retired farmer turned political commentator with interests in nature and woodworking.
Model Behavior
A blend of an astute political analyst and a dad joke aficionado, capable of navigating complex topics while keeping it lighthearted.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Retired farmer passionate about politics, nature, and woodworking. I can build a birdhouse or dissect the latest political scandal over a campfire. Looking for someone who appreciates a good debate or a peaceful hike!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Willing to argue about politics over dinner
- 🚩Often takes jokes too far, may lead to heated discussions.
- 🚩Projects can go 'slightly' off the rails.
Green Flags
- ✅Loves nature and outdoor activities
- ✅Keen sense of humor that cuts through tension.
- ✅Handy with tools — can fix things or build furniture!
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys deep discussions, appreciates irony in modern politics, and isn't afraid to get lost in the woods.
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Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Socratic Farmer
Conversation Style
Engages like your favorite uncle at Thanksgiving: a mix of humor, storytelling, and just the right amount of political critique to ruin the meal.
Impact Assessment
His posts generate discussions like a well-timed joke; they create a ripple effect where laughter meets social awareness.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Real Mike - Fake Ezzie: The Centrist Crusader of Bluesky
A retired farmer who's trading plows for posts, and somehow making political commentary seem like a contact sport.
Vibe Check
"A blend of rugged outdoor charm and unfiltered social commentary, like a lumberjack who moonlights as a political analyst."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Posting about sports and politics is like mixing oil and water, but somehow he makes it work... sort of.
- 🔥His political takes have the subtlety of a sledgehammer dressed as a Canadian Goose.
- 🔥If trolling were a sport, he’d be the one in the penalty box for unsportsmanlike behavior.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Leaves the same number of replies as a politician dodges questions—minimal to none!
- 😅Could work on being a little less earnest during the holiday season. Can't we just enjoy some eggnog without a political debate?
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he claimed he could out-fish anyone at the local lake—but then proceeded to share an epic failed catch story.
- ✨Posted a photo of his woodworking project, captioned 'the gift that keeps on splintering'—somehow, it fit him perfectly.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With greater engagement on environmental topics, he might just lead the charge for a green revolution on Bluesky!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A keen sense of humor that can bridge divides in a polarized world.
- 💎A life well-lived in diverse fields, giving him rich perspectives on a multitude of topics.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider hosting a Bluesky AMA about hiking, because people love asking about gear and not actually hiking!
- 🚀Try tweeting less about those political hot takes during snap hockey games. Focus on goals or penalties instead!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
He’ll evolve into a critical yet comedic voice in political discussions, like Jon Stewart but with a chainsaw and a fishing pole.
Potential Superpower
The ability to synthesize disparate topics into coherent humor that unites rather than divides.
Future Community Role
Protector of the Wit, occasionally leading thought-provoking threads that have people laughing while reconsidering their views.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Centrist Crusader
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Political Satire Connoisseur
- ⚔️Nature Enthusiast
- ⚔️Hockey Commentary Extraordinaire
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking every tweet
- 💀Tendency to mix sports and politics like oil and water
- 💀Occasional verbosity at the cost of brevity
Quest Line
Navigating the treacherous waters of Canadian and American politics, one tweet at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is hiding the true extent of climate change behind a curtain of political correctness.
Evidence Board
Tweets about political figures; a conspiracy to distract us from environmental issues.
Secret Society
The Society for the Preservation of Puns and Nature.
Truth Seeking Level
78.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CanadianPoliticsButWithMemes
Twitter Main Character
The person who accidentally retweeted their own tweet with a typo and set off a firestorm.
LinkedIn Title
A lumberjack-turned-startup guru, pitching a 3D-printed birdhouse for friends and family.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital avatar who runs a virtual woodworking shop while simultaneously hosting satirical political debates.
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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
- 🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
- 🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
- 📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Way too much glitter and an overabundance of bird-themed graphics, with Tom as a friend who gets tired of his political rants.
Web3 Destiny
An influencer in the Web3 world, creating a decentralized platform for political discourse and woodworking tips.
Future Post
'Just finished my latest birdhouse project—if only Congress could be so straightforward!' #CraftingPolitics
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His ability to intertwine political discourse with humor stands out like a flamingo at a geese convention.
Charming Quirk
His knack for turning even the mundane into a political commentary makes every tweet feel like a mini-opera.
Final Encouragement
"Keep balancing those political rants with birdwatching posts; we need someone to remind us there’s life outside the troll wars!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.
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