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Chronically late, disorganized, irrationally optimistic, well read, and tech illiterate. Technically an historian Keeping at least one dilated pupil on fascists in the upper left states. Research interests: the far right, colonialism and drug policy

The Late Bloomer of Bluesky: Chronically Late, Always Great

Meet the historian with a penchant for procrastination and a gift for dissecting the absurdities of modern society.

Their online persona is a mix of disheveled brilliance and a dash of 'I'll get to it... eventually.'

85%

Authenticity

92%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Drug Policy and Colonialism

80%

Labor History

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Drug Policy and Colonialism90%

Their ability to weave together drug policy with historical context demonstrates a brain that's more organized than their planner... at least in theory!

Labor History80%

When they invoke history, it’s like watching a magician pull a rabbit out of a hat, if the rabbit were a deeply buried social justice issue.

Political Discourse85%

Their takes on current events are like kale: hard to digest but ultimately very good for you.

Writing Style

A delightful blend of academic rigor and internet snark, their posts read like a well-thumbed history book being narrated by an ironic hipster.

Thought Leader Score

92%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Disorganized Scholar

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Irrationally optimistic
Chronically late
Well-read

Secret Powers

✨Deep dives into complex histories
✨Witty comebacks in political discourse

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Political discourse, historical analyses, drug policy, social justice

Prompt Engineering

What if a historian, perpetually late, started tweeting their thoughts?

Model Behavior

Thoughtful yet disorganized, tends to rabbit-hole into niche topics

Token Count

420

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Academic historian looking to engage in deep discussions about social justice, history, and the absurdity of modern drug policies. Chronically late but worth the wait!"

Red Flags

🚩Tends to reply late as if living on a different timeline
🚩Obsessed with political theories—might hog the conversation at dinner parties
🚩Can go on historical tangents that last several hours.

Green Flags

✅Passionate about social issues
✅Well-read and full of trivia
✅Has a deep sense of humor about serious topics.

Perfect Match

Someone who can handle late replies and loves discussing the intersection of history and modern politics over a good drink.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Inverted Historian

Conversation Style

They engage like a curious cat: poking at ideas gently, sometimes with unexpected ferocity, and always with an air of ‘you’ll want to follow me for more.’

Impact Assessment

A refreshing voice, their presence feels like the librarian who sneaks in a few radical reads between the shelves of dusty tomes.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

The Late Bloomer of Bluesky: Chronically Late, Always Great

Meet the historian with a penchant for procrastination and a gift for dissecting the absurdities of modern society.

Vibe Check

"Their online persona is a mix of disheveled brilliance and a dash of 'I'll get to it... eventually.'"

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Their posting schedule is like a good wine: it gets better with age and is often late to the party.
🔥If time management were an Olympic sport, they'd be cheering from the sidelines—optimistically, of course.

Quirky Challenges

😅Might want to consider a calendar that doesn't just feature interesting historical dates but also deadlines!
😅Their optimism could use a side of realism; like bringing a parachute to a skydiving lesson.

Main Character Moments

✨The time they spontaneously decided to host a Zoom discussion on drug policy while barely working out their mic settings.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With just a pinch of structure, they could become the social media historian everyone follows for both insight and laughs.

Unique Advantages

💎In-depth knowledge of complex topics
💎Ability to present heavy material in an accessible way
💎Willingness to engage in discussions thoughtfully

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Maybe use a scheduling app? Just a thought!
🚀More threads about the interplay of drug policy and current events could solidify their role as a thought leader.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

They'll harness their unique chaos into a viral thread, bringing history to new audiences while still being unbothered by their late replies.

Potential Superpower

Turning complex historical narratives into bite-sized social media posts that spark meaningful conversations.

Future Community Role

They may become the go-to source for engaging, historical commentary on current events, complete with a quirky hashtag!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chronically Late Historian

Special Abilities

⚔️Deep dives into political history
⚔️Witty repartees that leave others in awe
⚔️Expert in leaving people hanging

Weaknesses

💀Disorganization
💀Chronic procrastination
💀Obsession with historical nuances over social media trends

Quest Line

To write the definitive, late-to-the-party thesis on the intersection of drug policy and colonial oppression while ending up enjoying every sidetrack.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government's been secretly controlling the drug narrative since the 1800s to distract from real issues like climate change.

Evidence Board

A collection of historical drug laws that seem awfully convenient around election times, leading back to political campaigns. It's all connected, man!

Secret Society

The Society of Chronically Late Historians—gathering once every lunar eclipse to discuss the importance of timing in historical events.

Truth Seeking Level

84%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/HistoryNerdsUnited—where history is dissected in the comments like a frog in a high school biology lab.

Twitter Main Character

The person who accidentally goes viral for comparing modern politicians to historical dictators, setting off a firestorm of debate.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of a non-profit devoted to making history cool again, one meme at a time.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic historian in a coffee shop, reciting the sins of the past while occasionally dropping into virtual karaoke.

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Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
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See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with animated GIFs of famous historical figures with captions about the absurdity of modern life.

MySpace Era

Profile music: 'The Times They Are a-Changin'' by Bob Dylan, with a top eight full of radical historians.

Web3 Destiny

A DAO dedicated to funding historical research projects, but they keep forgetting to show up to the governance meetings.

Future Post

"It’s now 2025, and I’m still waiting for my late reply to that tweet about drug policy. Can we please move on from the past?"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Their ability to dissect complex topics while keeping a sense of humor about the chaos is truly impressive.

Charming Quirk

A flair for the dramatic in their writing that feels like they’re constantly on the verge of a punchline.

Final Encouragement

"Keep those dilated pupils focused on the task at hand—eventually, the world will realize how much we need your voice, even if it shows up fashionably late!"

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.