Chronically late, disorganized, irrationally optimistic, well read, and tech illiterate. Technically an historian Keeping at least one dilated pupil on fascists in the upper left states. Research interests: the far right, colonialism and drug policy
Meet the historian with a penchant for procrastination and a gift for dissecting the absurdities of modern society.
Their online persona is a mix of disheveled brilliance and a dash of 'I'll get to it... eventually.'
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Their ability to weave together drug policy with historical context demonstrates a brain that's more organized than their planner... at least in theory!
When they invoke history, itâs like watching a magician pull a rabbit out of a hat, if the rabbit were a deeply buried social justice issue.
Their takes on current events are like kale: hard to digest but ultimately very good for you.
A delightful blend of academic rigor and internet snark, their posts read like a well-thumbed history book being narrated by an ironic hipster.
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The Disorganized Scholar
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Political discourse, historical analyses, drug policy, social justice
What if a historian, perpetually late, started tweeting their thoughts?
Thoughtful yet disorganized, tends to rabbit-hole into niche topics
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"Academic historian looking to engage in deep discussions about social justice, history, and the absurdity of modern drug policies. Chronically late but worth the wait!"
Someone who can handle late replies and loves discussing the intersection of history and modern politics over a good drink.
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Your social vibe analysis
The Inverted Historian
They engage like a curious cat: poking at ideas gently, sometimes with unexpected ferocity, and always with an air of âyouâll want to follow me for more.â
A refreshing voice, their presence feels like the librarian who sneaks in a few radical reads between the shelves of dusty tomes.
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Meet the historian with a penchant for procrastination and a gift for dissecting the absurdities of modern society.
"Their online persona is a mix of disheveled brilliance and a dash of 'I'll get to it... eventually.'"
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Your character progression
With just a pinch of structure, they could become the social media historian everyone follows for both insight and laughs.
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They'll harness their unique chaos into a viral thread, bringing history to new audiences while still being unbothered by their late replies.
Turning complex historical narratives into bite-sized social media posts that spark meaningful conversations.
They may become the go-to source for engaging, historical commentary on current events, complete with a quirky hashtag!
If life was an RPG...
Chronically Late Historian
To write the definitive, late-to-the-party thesis on the intersection of drug policy and colonial oppression while ending up enjoying every sidetrack.
Your conspiracy detector
The government's been secretly controlling the drug narrative since the 1800s to distract from real issues like climate change.
A collection of historical drug laws that seem awfully convenient around election times, leading back to political campaigns. It's all connected, man!
The Society of Chronically Late Historiansâgathering once every lunar eclipse to discuss the importance of timing in historical events.
Your variants across platforms
r/r/HistoryNerdsUnitedâwhere history is dissected in the comments like a frog in a high school biology lab.
The person who accidentally goes viral for comparing modern politicians to historical dictators, setting off a firestorm of debate.
CEO of a non-profit devoted to making history cool again, one meme at a time.
A holographic historian in a coffee shop, reciting the sins of the past while occasionally dropping into virtual karaoke.
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Your digital time warp
Profile music: 'The Times They Are a-Changin'' by Bob Dylan, with a top eight full of radical historians.
A DAO dedicated to funding historical research projects, but they keep forgetting to show up to the governance meetings.
"Itâs now 2025, and Iâm still waiting for my late reply to that tweet about drug policy. Can we please move on from the past?"
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Their ability to dissect complex topics while keeping a sense of humor about the chaos is truly impressive.
A flair for the dramatic in their writing that feels like theyâre constantly on the verge of a punchline.
"Keep those dilated pupils focused on the task at handâeventually, the world will realize how much we need your voice, even if it shows up fashionably late!"
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