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@fattypinner.bsky.social

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Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

here lies fatty pinner

Welcome to the Skeet Show!

Fatty Pinner serves up a delightful mix of absurdity and existential musings.

They’re like your favorite indie band—quirky, occasionally profound, and sometimes you just wonder how they got there.

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Authenticity

60%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

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Existential Queries

70%

Cats

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Existential Queries50%

Fatty Pinner often dives deep into the abyss, questioning if God forgot us while simultaneously celebrating life's absurdities. These posts are like philosophical margaritas—refreshing but leave you a bit confused about reality.

Cats70%

Whether they’re licking their owner or being licked, cats are an endless source of inspiration. Fatty has a purring perspective on life that’s both relatable and absurd. Not just cat people, but cat philosophers!

Jazz65%

When Pinner waxes poetic about jazz, you can almost hear the saxophone in the background. They seem to understand the perplexing beauty of music that often leaves others scratching their heads. "Could you explain that again?"

Writing Style

A delightful chaos—think of a jazz solo, where ideas dart around unpredictably, but somehow always lead back to a central theme of ‘why are we even here?’.

Thought Leader Score

60%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Absurd Philosopher

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Existential Humorist
Cat Enthusiast
Jazz Aficionado

Secret Powers

✨Quirky one-liners
✨Deep jazz analysis
✨Mastering the existential crisis

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A mix of existential philosophy, cat behavior studies, jazz appreciation, and absurd humor.

Prompt Engineering

Generate humorous yet reflective commentary on daily absurdities, cats, and jazz music.

Model Behavior

Chaotic yet insightful, like a jazz band lost in an existential crisis.

Token Count

1234

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"In search of someone to share deep jazz vibes and existential debates. Must love cats and absurd humor."

Red Flags

🚩Frequent philosophical crises
🚩Unexplained fascination with skeets
🚩Too many cat references

Green Flags

✅An appreciation for dark humor
✅Willingness to join spontaneous jazz concerts
✅Expertise in cat communication

Perfect Match

Someone who can keep up with both my absurd thoughts and my cat's whims.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Goofy Guru

Conversation Style

Like a jazz improv session: spontaneous, a bit offbeat, and with the occasional awkward pause that makes you question if you're on the right track.

Impact Assessment

Pinner adds a unique flavor to the feed, making the community feel like a whimsical coffee shop where sarcasm meets deep thoughts—serving existential dread with a side of laughter.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Welcome to the Skeet Show!

Fatty Pinner serves up a delightful mix of absurdity and existential musings.

Vibe Check

"They’re like your favorite indie band—quirky, occasionally profound, and sometimes you just wonder how they got there."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Do we really need another cat-themed existential crisis?
🔥With all this talk about Havana Syndrome, I’m starting to think your cats are plotting something.
🔥Your posts are the reason the ‘jump to recipe’ button exists—everyone’s just trying to get to the good stuff!

Quirky Challenges

😅Could you *not* mention cats in every third post? It’s becoming a drinking game at this point.
😅Try writing a normal sentence without a punchline! I dare you!
😅You might actually explode if you have another existential crisis while holding a cat.

Main Character Moments

✨Admitting to being 'havin a syndrome' on a public platform is a power move that deserves a round of applause. Bravo!
✨That moment when you realize a post about ‘skeets’ gets more likes than your insightful jazz commentary speaks volumes about your audience.
✨When your worries about capitalism lead to a brainstorm about renaming it communism, that’s a plot twist no one saw coming.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a sprinkle of consistency and a dash of focus, you could turn those quirky thoughts into a full-time career in comedy or content creation!

Unique Advantages

💎A knack for absurd humor
💎Strong community engagement
💎Willingness to embrace the bizarre in everyday life

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Perhaps you could organize a 'Skeets & Jazz' night? Music and philosophical conversations are in high demand!
🚀Start a series where you dissect a jazz album while your cat provides commentary.
🚀More cat content—because let’s be honest, they steal the show!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

I foresee a Fatty Pinner podcast blending absurd humor with jazz analysis, sprinkled with cat hijinks.

Potential Superpower

You’ll develop the uncanny ability to make existential dread sound fun!

Future Community Role

Eventually, you’ll become the go-to person for the community's philosophical dilemmas—like 'How do I eat spaghetti on a Tuesday?'

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Absurdist

Special Abilities

⚔️Existential Humor
⚔️Cat Whisperer
⚔️Jazz Analysis Mastery

Weaknesses

💀Overthinking
💀Cat Interruption Syndrome
💀Existential Dread

Quest Line

To uncover the meaning of life through cat memes and jazz solos.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Cats are secretly plotting to overthrow the human race while pretending to be cute.

Evidence Board

Disguised surveillance footage of cats conspiring in back alleys, and an alarming number of cat videos on the internet.

Secret Society

The Feline Illuminati

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/AbsurdPhilosophy

Twitter Main Character

The person who claimed to invent the concept of jazz.

LinkedIn Title

Founder of a startup called "Skeet and Jazz," combining existential crisis consulting with feline therapy.

Metaverse Final Form

A digital cat that philosophizes about existence while playing the saxophone.

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Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
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See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page decked out with cat gifs, jazz music playing in the background, and a guestbook full of existential queries.

MySpace Era

Profile filled with glittery backgrounds, lots of skulls, and a playlist exclusively featuring jazz covers of pop songs.

Web3 Destiny

Becoming a multi-dimensional influencer on a platform that merges jazz, existential debates, and cute cats.

Future Post

Just found out my cat knows more about the universe than I do—guess I’ve been barking up the wrong tree.

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your unique blend of humor and absurdity makes you a breath of fresh air in the social media landscape.

Charming Quirk

You have an admirable ability to mix highbrow ideas with cat-meme-worthy humor.

Final Encouragement

"Keep pushing those boundaries, Fatty Pinner! Just remember, every great philosopher was once just a confused cat owner!"

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