Ah, Wordle, the grey and green battleground where this account dons their battle armor. If there were a gold medal for Wordling, you’d be like the Michael Phelps of vowel placement! Splashing around in a sea of guesses until the correct letters float to the top!

Your cultural observations might be hidden beneath layers of game stats, but like a good onion, they’re there to make us cry with laughter. Who knew Marks and Engels could be so relatable?

Connections puzzles—because solving one thing just isn’t enough! Your love for overlapping games could lead to a game that combines Wordle, Connections, and avoiding adult responsibilities!