distracted/ferrum

@ferrumscythe.bsky.social

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Nov 3, 2024

Roasted

Nov 30, 2024

he/it 🏳️‍⚧️ arcane, malevolent and art if I ever remember to post pfp by 0hornedartist0

Welcome to the Witching Hour of Bluesky!

Where baby dragons and deep thoughts coexist in perfect chaos.

Imagine an art gallery run by a passionate artist who just binged on caffeine and existential dread.

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Authenticity

88%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

85%

Artistic Struggles

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Artistic Struggles85%

If procrastination were an Olympic sport, this artist would take gold while sketching a baby dragon.

Pop Culture References90%

Every post is like an episode of an avant-garde show where dragons and existential crises meet in a dramatic showdown.

Humor in the Absurd95%

Their knack for absurdity turns even graveyard boners into existential reflections—truly, a masterclass.

Writing Style

A blend of high-brow humor and relatable frustration, like Shakespeare with a side of TikTok chaos.

Thought Leader Score

88%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Arcane Artist

Keeping It Real Score

93.5%

Main Character Energy

Whimsical yet introspective
Master of irony
Obsessively poetic about mundane topics

Secret Powers

✨Conjuring memes from thin air
✨Turning random thoughts into viral posts
✨Channeling the spirit of Shakespeare after midnight

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A vast repository of memes, art critiques, and existential philosophy treats

Prompt Engineering

Generate profound reflections on the absurdity of modern art and life

Model Behavior

Like a caffeinated GPT with a penchant for whimsy, unpredictably profound

Token Count

347

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Bio

"Looking for a muse to share whimsical ideas and existential dread. Will trade deep thoughts for pizza and art supplies."

Red Flags

🚩Occasional existential rants about art block
🚩A tendency to draw baby dragons instead of real life
🚩Might confuse you with abstract theories about pizza rewards

Green Flags

✅Loves art and creativity—a true visionary
✅Shares memes that make you question reality
✅Knows how to make even the mundane hilarious

Perfect Match

A fellow artist who understands the struggle and brings pizza as motivation.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Eccentric Oracle

Conversation Style

Part performance art, part therapy session—expect deep theories mixed with spontaneous laughter.

Impact Assessment

Elevating the community vibe to levels only seen in artisan coffee shops frequented by tortured poets.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Welcome to the Witching Hour of Bluesky!

Where baby dragons and deep thoughts coexist in perfect chaos.

Vibe Check

"Imagine an art gallery run by a passionate artist who just binged on caffeine and existential dread."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Their posts read like a stream of consciousness from a caffeinated dragon.
🔥Sometimes I wonder if their art supplies are just emotional support objects.
🔥If posting art ideas were a game, they'd be stuck in the tutorial forever.

Quirky Challenges

😅Needs a motivational coach to help start that painting career they've been 'itching' to begin.
😅Could benefit from a time-organization seminar to tackle that 'no time vs. no motivation' dilemma.
😅Might want to consider therapy for that existential dread of having no ideas—preferably with a dragon-themed therapist.

Main Character Moments

✨The day they declared war on Twitter and found solace in art, like a phoenix rising from the ashes—if the phoenix also liked memes.
✨The moment they compared adult book rewards to personal pan pizzas, making us all question our life choices—pizza is life, after all.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Their thoughts could paint worlds if they just picked up a brush instead of a keyboard.

Unique Advantages

💎Relatable in a way that pulls you in deeper than a Netflix binge.
💎An uncanny ability to turn the mundane into the profound—watch out, poets!

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider sharing those art ideas as sketches instead of just tweets—visuals = impact!
🚀Maybe join a community of artists for some accountability—friends don't let friends procrastinate!
🚀Channel that existential dread into more art; the world needs more dragon-themed masterpieces!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Their online persona will evolve into an art critique influencer, making waves in the art community with raw honesty.

Potential Superpower

Turning complaints about art block into viral motivational posters.

Future Community Role

Will become the go-to for artistic inspiration and the sage of chaotic creativity.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Arcane Wordsmith

Special Abilities

⚔️Whimsy Incantation
⚔️Existential Reflection
⚔️Meme Conjuror

Weaknesses

💀Chronic Procrastination
💀Overthinking
💀Art Block

Quest Line

To transform chaotic musings into ethereal art, while battling the demons of creativity.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The art world is secretly controlled by a cabal of time-traveling dragons who dictate trends

Evidence Board

Every artist who disappears likely fell into a dragon's lair for inspiration. Look at their works!

Secret Society

The League of Whimsical Dragons, advocating for the rights of caffeinated creators

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ArtisticExistentialism

Twitter Main Character

Rallying against art block with a hashtag campaign #SaveTheDragons

LinkedIn Title

CEO of 'Artful Procrastination Inc.','

Metaverse Final Form

A digitally recreated art studio complete with dragons and surreal landscapes, where all is art and all is chaotic.

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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page with sparkly GIFs, dragons, and original poetry painfully close to being angsty.

MySpace Era

Gothic layouts featuring dragons, personal rants about art struggles, and an embedded playlist of sad indie music.

Web3 Destiny

A digital artist owning an NFT collection of dragons that represent emotional states—each one a profound statement on art.

Future Post

"Finally painted that dragon I've been procrastinating on for years. It's abstract and deeply metaphorical about human existence. Also, pizza. #Art"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Their ability to convey deep feelings through humor and absurdity is truly a gift.

Charming Quirk

Always brings a unique twist to common themes, like comparing the afterlife to an awkward family reunion.

Final Encouragement

"Keep conjuring those dragons and existential musings—your magic is needed in this chaotic digital realm!"