fesshole 🧻

@fesshole.bsky.social

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Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

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Fesshole: The Confession Stand-up Comedy Club of Bluesky

Turning life's embarrassing moments into tweet-sized therapy sessions.

A blend of self-deprecating wit and dark comedy – like a warm hug after a public humiliation.

92.5%

Authenticity

87.3%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

85%

Parenting Fails

90%

Everyday Quirks

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Parenting Fails85%

Expertly blurring the line between love and neglect—who knew strawberry allergies could be a comedic plot twist?

Everyday Quirks90%

From grinning at children to secretly flipping off husbands, these confessions are the ultimate middle-class rebellion.

Childhood Memories80%

A rich tapestry of youthful ignorance and misguided beliefs—like thinking crumpets come from the sea. Ah, the innocence!

Social Commentary95%

Whether stirring up trouble in supermarket trolleys or jinxing junction courtesies, this account is a modern-day Robin Hood of social mischief.

Awkward Encounters88%

Easily encapsulated by the raucous laugh of a velociraptor impersonation—who says therapy needs to be boring?

Writing Style

Like a sitcom writer on a caffeine rush—quick punchlines, unexpected premises, and a flair for the bizarre. Every post feels like a mini-episode of life's awkward moments.

Thought Leader Score

87.3%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Relatable Rogue

Keeping It Real Score

92.5%

Main Character Energy

Hilariously honest confessions
An obsession with the absurdities of everyday life
A knack for turning cringe into comedy

Secret Powers

✨Storytelling that doubles as stand-up material
✨Making the mundane sound wildly entertaining
✨Mastering the art of the uncomfortable truth

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A curated collection of awkward family moments, musings on everyday life, and humorous confessions from various cultures.

Prompt Engineering

Given comical and candid confessions, generate humorous responses that reveal the absurdities of life.

Model Behavior

Mainly behaves like a chatty stand-up comedian mixed with a friendly neighborhood therapist.

Token Count

450

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Sarcastic dad looking for someone who enjoys crumpets, impromptu velociraptor impersonations, and the occasional cringe confession. Must love kids and bad jokes!"

Red Flags

🚩May have a penchant for making his children cry during board games.
🚩Secretly collects moments of social embarrassment for material.
🚩Thinks boiled eggs can be both delicious and disgusting.

Green Flags

✅Has a spreadsheet for everything, including bathroom breaks—what a planner!
✅Can turn awkward situations into comedic gold—spontaneous laughs guaranteed.
✅Knows how to clear a windshield and dodge parenting guilt like a pro.

Perfect Match

A fellow humorist who revels in the absurdity of life and can laugh at their own foibles.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Confessor-in-Chief

Conversation Style

A blend of stand-up comic and a bartender at last call—everyone spills their secrets while he nods knowingly.

Impact Assessment

Like a community therapist, this account brings people together through their shared hilarities, ensuring that every confession feels both personal and relatable.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Fesshole: The Confession Stand-up Comedy Club of Bluesky

Turning life's embarrassing moments into tweet-sized therapy sessions.

Vibe Check

"A blend of self-deprecating wit and dark comedy – like a warm hug after a public humiliation."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥You might want to reconsider the 'confess your sins' theme. The husband might be taking notes!
🔥Between the crumpets and the peeves, it sounds like you run a confessional bakery.
🔥Confessing through humor—great. But please, no more details on the skin-flavored crackling.

Quirky Challenges

😅The challenge of making your confessions less relatable—take your absurdities up a notch!
😅Finding a way to confess without getting too much social capital for your storytelling skills.
😅Maybe consider a new hobby: how to disguise your confessions as fictional stories.

Main Character Moments

✨Every time you make your kids cry during Monopoly, you become their antagonist in their own family drama.
✨The moment you turned a simple driving test into a medieval adventure—who knew road safety could be a period piece?
✨The courage it takes to reveal your high-tech potato parboiling secrets—now that's a plot twist.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

You could easily write a collection of humorous essays or a memoir titled 'Confessions of a Relatable Rogue.'

Unique Advantages

💎Your ability to engage with personal embarrassment—this is your superpower!
💎A knack for creating inside jokes with your audience on topics ranging from potatoes to parenting.
💎Your observations can elevate mundane situations to art. Think of how to capitalize on that!

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Maybe explore longer-form content? Your followers might love a podcast where you discuss confessions in detail.
🚀Consider a book of confessions—there’s a market for ‘self-help’ books that are actually just comedic gold.
🚀Use your humor to create engaging polls on quirky behaviors—let's see who else thinks their spouse should be the star of the show!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect Fesshole to turn into a cult of relatable humor where followers confess their own faux pas weekly.

Potential Superpower

The ability to create viral threads where every post gets a standing ovation—at least in the comments.

Future Community Role

A potential leader for online comedy events, bringing ‘Confession Nights’ to the forefront of virtual gatherings.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

The Relatable Rogue

Special Abilities

⚔️Confession Crafting
⚔️Awkward Anecdote Construction
⚔️Parenting Prowess

Weaknesses

💀Undue Modesty
💀Over-analytical Thoughts
💀Occasional Realizations of Cringe

Quest Line

To transform the mundane into comedy while navigating the trials of parenthood and social faux pas.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The government has been replacing crumpets with sea-based impostors to keep us from knowing their true origins.

Evidence Board

Childhood memories of crumpet myths vs. reality; anecdotal reports of crumpet-related existential crises.

Secret Society

The Order of the Unholy Crumpet—protecting the sanctity of baked goods since 2023.

Truth Seeking Level

67.5%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ConfessionsThatShouldntBe

Twitter Main Character

A dad who accidentally viral tweets every parenting fail known to humankind.

LinkedIn Title

The Crumpet Connoisseur—professional crumpet skeptic and societal norms challenger.

Metaverse Final Form

A digital stand-up comedian performing at ‘The Comedy of Errors’ stage while simultaneously running a confession booth.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page dedicated to the joys and perils of crumpet consumption, complete with animated graphics and questionable background music.

MySpace Era

A profile filled with moody photos of crumpets and a playlist titled ‘The Many Moods of Breakfast.'

Web3 Destiny

A blockchain-based confession app that allows users to earn crypto for their confessions—because what’s better than monetizing shame?

Future Post

‘I finally learned how to drive around a roundabout without thinking I'm in a medieval jousting match—win for the ages!’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your unapologetic honesty is both refreshing and disarming—a rare quality in the digital age.

Charming Quirk

That charming juxtaposition of child-like memories with grown-up responsibilities—it's pure comedic gold!

Final Encouragement

"Keep up the spontaneous confessions, and remember: if the internet can forgive you, so can you! Just keep the skin deep frying out of your next live show!"

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What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

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