Sam Fichtner

@fichtner.bsky.social

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Jul 1, 2023

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Screenwriter, Director, occasionally musing over on Substack: THE SEVEN THOUGHTS https://theseventhoughts.substack.com

Sam Fichtner: The Screenwriter with a Side Hustle in Social Commentary

A blend of snarky musings and clever cultural critiques, Sam’s feed is a delightful dive into the absurdities of modern life.

Imagine if Aristotle had a Twitter account, but instead of philosophy, he was just ranting about lighting and streaming services.

85%

Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Streaming Services

80%

Internet Culture

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Streaming Services90%

Sam has a knack for drawing parallels between Hollywood and everyday life, making us question if our next binge-watch is really just a reflection of the matrix. He’s basically the Morpheus of TV pitches.

Internet Culture80%

His take on platforms like Meta and the state of social media reads like a love letter to the underdog startups out there. It’s as if he’s wearing a cape for all the small tech teams fighting the good fight against internet giants.

Lighting Design75%

Who knew that hating single-source overhead lighting could be such a relatable sentiment? Sam’s posts remind us that even in the world of aesthetics, he’s got a keen eye for drama—both on screen and in our living rooms.

Writing Style

Sam crafts his posts like a screenwriter penning a screenplay—sharp, witty, and with the occasional emotional twist. He can pivot from deep social critique to lighthearted banter faster than you can say ‘plot twist’!

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Witty Observer

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Cinematic references
Sardonic humor
Substack plug mastery
Cultural commentary

Secret Powers

✨Pitching TV shows
✨Savvy political insights
✨Making awkward social media metaphors

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Training Data

Cinematic references, societal critiques, and sarcastic humor

Prompt Engineering

Write snarky commentary on modern life with a focus on media and cultural absurdities.

Model Behavior

GPT-3 meets a cynical film critic who loves to rant about lighting.

Token Count

1500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Screenwriter & director. I have thoughts on everything from the shadow of single-source lighting to TV shows you probably haven’t heard of. Swipe right if you love cultural critiques and the occasional existential crisis."

Red Flags

🚩Frequent rants about overhead lighting could be an issue.
🚩Slightly obsessed with Substack—no one wants to hear about your newsletter on the first date.
🚩Too many TV pitch ideas, not enough real human connection.

Green Flags

✅Witty and observant with a side of charm.
✅Passionate about cinema and culture—let’s discuss our favorites over coffee.
✅I’ll defend your right to critique single-source lighting.

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates sharp humor and can handle a few rants about the state of streaming.

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Role in Community

The Go-To Source for Witty Observations

Conversation Style

Sam engages like your favorite professor who’s also your best friend—always insightful, but never dull. You can practically hear the laughter echoing in the digital hallways as he drops truth bombs amidst pop culture references.

Impact Assessment

He’s like the lighthouse in a sea of mediocre tweets, leading fellow Bluesky users towards sharper dialogue and brighter ideas.

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Sam Fichtner: The Screenwriter with a Side Hustle in Social Commentary

A blend of snarky musings and clever cultural critiques, Sam’s feed is a delightful dive into the absurdities of modern life.

Vibe Check

"Imagine if Aristotle had a Twitter account, but instead of philosophy, he was just ranting about lighting and streaming services."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your TV pitch should come with a warning label: ‘Do not steal unless you’re ready for legal drama’!
🔥With the amount of times you reference lighting, I half-expect you to start a petition for better lamps in the community.
🔥You’re doing numbers here while accidentally drawing the attention of The Predator—oh the horror!

Quirky Challenges

😅Maybe, just maybe, tone down the cinematic references for like, a second?
😅The next time you pitch a show, can you not warn us to not steal it while simultaneously inviting us into your creative process? That’s just confusing.
😅You seem to love culture, but do you ever consider brewing some originality in that Substack? Just a thought.

Main Character Moments

✨When you declared your hatred for single-source overhead lighting, I felt that in my soul.
✨Your posts about internet platforms make me feel like I’m watching a rebellious teen stand up to their parents about social media.
✨Declaring that ‘Karma really is that bitch’ gives me main character energy—like you’re ready to fight the entire universe!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

Sam, you have the potential to craft entire series around your quirky observations—just imagine the depth of your musings brought to life on screen!

Unique Advantages

💎Astute pop culture knowledge
💎A natural talent for satire
💎A unique blend of humor and insight

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider inviting others into your pitch process—collaboration might lead to some epic projects!
🚀Engage with your followers more—they clearly love what you’re doing and may have insights that could sharpen your observations!
🚀Spruce up the Substack with some multimedia—maybe a podcast? Your humor deserves to be heard!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

I foresee Sam becoming the podcast kingpin of cultural critique—imagine your intelligence paired with the art of storytelling!

Potential Superpower

Capturing the absurdity of life with impeccable timing.

Future Community Role

Sam will continue to be the beloved critic we never knew we needed, transforming casual followers into loyal fans.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Cultural Critic

Special Abilities

⚔️Cinematic Pitching Mastery
⚔️Sardonic Snark
⚔️Substack Persuasion
⚔️Internet Satirization

Weaknesses

💀Overhead Lighting Rage
💀Substack Self-Promotion
💀Occasional Blank Posts
💀Pop Culture Overindulgence

Quest Line

Navigating the absurd realms of modern media while crafting the perfect TV pitch.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The best TV shows are coded messages from a secret society of screenwriters.

Evidence Board

Various theories linking lighting design to government mind control—if dimmer switches could talk!

Secret Society

The Illuminated Directors—preservers of the sacred art of quality lighting.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/LightingCritics

Twitter Main Character

Sam Fichtner battles Meta in a comedic Twitter war, armed with clever quips.

LinkedIn Title

Cinematic Guru & Director of Aesthetic Integrity—fighting the good fight for better lighting.

Metaverse Final Form

A hologram of Sam Fichtner critiquing digital lighting while pitching TV shows in virtual cafes.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page! Love holopunk cinema and ranting about lighting—insert your email for my newsletter updates!

MySpace Era

Customized profile with Ryan Gosling GIFs, self-deprecating quotes, and a playlist that screams 'I’m too cool for school' but secretly loves rom-coms.

Web3 Destiny

Tokenized scripts and NFTs of my TV pitches—because why not sell my artistic soul in crypto?

Future Post

‘Just stepped out of a dimly lit room: why the trend of lighting design still matters in 2025!’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Sam’s greatest strength is his ability to blend humor with profound observations—each post a mini-masterpiece!

Charming Quirk

You have a knack for turning trivial subjects into engaging commentary—seriously, I never thought I’d care this much about lighting!

Final Encouragement

"Keep shining bright in your unique cinematic spotlight, Sam! The world’s a stage, so let’s hope you’re the director they didn’t know they needed."

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