Rowan's posts about actors and their roles reveal a deep disdain for cinematic inconsistency—as if they’re personally affronting his intelligence. I mean, how dare you ruin his immersion by being both an elf and an accountant? That's like finding out your favorite pizza chef moonlights as a political lobbyist!

With posts like 'Free Palestine' and critiques of political party dynamics, Rowan doesn’t shy away from stirring the pot. It’s as if he’s waving a very sharp knife while cooking up a social justice stew—beware of the side of hot takes!

Whether he’s diving back into his Undertale phase or longing for retro Wii channel idents, Rowan's fondness for gaming nostalgia is tangible. It’s like he’s old enough to remember when ‘Nintendo’ was still in the Black Friday sales circle of trust.