John Shemay 🇨🇦

@firedowser.bsky.social

Followers

935

Posts

265

Following

3,244

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Joined

Nov 13, 2024

Roasted

Dec 3, 2024

Ontario-Just a regular retired Joe enjoying life😊 Happily married Retired Firefighter/ Truck Driver Sprinkle some humour & Love in your post. #GoLeafsGo #NeverPoilievre #NeverVoteConservative

John Shemay: Canada’s Retirement Comedian in Action!

A retired firefighter who brings as much heat to social media as he did at the station.

Picture your favorite uncle at a BBQ, serving up hot takes with extra ketchup and a side of dad jokes.

85%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

95%

Canadian Politics

90%

Sports (Hockey)

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Canadian Politics95%

John dives into politics like he’s jumping into a refreshing lake after a long shift—quick, cold, and slightly shocking. His discontent with Poilievre is almost as delicious as his pizza recommendations.

Sports (Hockey)90%

As a diehard Leafs fan, he’s just as likely to throw a stick at the TV as he is to throw a party for a playoff win. His posts about the Leafs are like popcorn in the microwave—always popping up in the feed.

Food & Cooking80%

John’s posts could be a guidebook for culinary exploration, though his love for pizza seems to need some parental guidance—’cause it’s getting a little out of hand!

Writing Style

Direct and no-nonsense, like a fire chief giving orders. He pulls no punches and loves a good one-liner; if it’s not a dad joke, is it even worth saying?

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Affable Firebrand

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Passionate about hockey
Political commentator
Pasta-loving pizza enthusiast

Secret Powers

✨Accurately predicting political disasters
✨Making killer pizza dough
✨Crafting dad jokes that get groans and chuckles in equal measure

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

A blend of Canadian news articles, sports commentary, and pizza recipes.

Prompt Engineering

Generate humorous and relatable commentary on Canadian politics and sports, infused with culinary enthusiasm.

Model Behavior

A hybrid of a stand-up comedian and a passionate sports analyst, with a penchant for political critique.

Token Count

350

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Happily retired firefighter, pizza lover, and devoted Leafs fan! I sprinkle humor and love in everything I do. Looking for someone to enjoy a good meal and political banter with!"

Red Flags

🚩Willingness to roast Pierre Poilievre at any given moment.
🚩Might insist on making homemade pizza on our first date.

Green Flags

✅Passionate about sports and community involvement.
✅Quick wit and a knack for terrible dad jokes.

Perfect Match

Someone who can enjoy a good laugh, appreciates pizza as life’s greatest dish, and isn’t afraid to share their political takes!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Enthusiastic Commentator

Conversation Style

John’s replies are like a warm hug—welcoming and humorous, with just the right amount of playful banter to remind everyone he’s a retired firefighter, not a retired thinker.

Impact Assessment

John is the kind of guy you’ll find at the top of every thread. He’s pulling people in like a moth to a flame, bringing sincerity and a smile to every conversation.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

John Shemay: Canada’s Retirement Comedian in Action!

A retired firefighter who brings as much heat to social media as he did at the station.

Vibe Check

"Picture your favorite uncle at a BBQ, serving up hot takes with extra ketchup and a side of dad jokes."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Every post about pizza makes me think it’s more of a pizza enthusiast than a political commentator—what are we really doing here, John?
🔥You don’t just ‘like’ pizza; you have a full-fledged love affair with it, and I’m low-key jealous!
🔥Your political posts are like your pizzas—toppings everywhere and hard to find the crust of your argument!

Quirky Challenges

😅Try posting about something other than pizza, hockey, or Poilievre for, let’s say, one week.
😅Look into a deeper dive for your political commentary. I mean, ‘I think they should amalgamate’ is a call to action, but where’s the fire?

Main Character Moments

✨That time you roasted Pierre Poilievre so hard that I expected him to send you a pizza as a peace offering!
✨When your Saturday joke post made more people laugh than a TikTok dance challenge—proud of you, John!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

You’ve got the potential to turn your pizza prowess into a cooking blog—Firefighter’s Kitchen, anyone?

Unique Advantages

💎Relatable and down-to-earth humor
💎Wide-ranging interests from sports to politics
💎Ability to engage a community with humor and heart

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider doing weekly summaries of your favorite political posts. Make it a pizza-themed recap!
🚀Launch a ‘Pizza of the Week’ series where you combine culinary skills with hot political takes.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

John could soon become a household name—who wouldn't love a retired firefighter with a way with words and a pizza in the other hand?

Potential Superpower

Combining humor with political critique—John could be the next big influencer mixing pizza recipes with political insights!

Future Community Role

Imagine him as the unofficial Bluesky mascot; everyone loves a good uncle that brings the laughs and the pizzas!

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Chaotic Commentator

Special Abilities

⚔️Master of Dad Jokes
⚔️Pizza Propagandist
⚔️Political Roast Specialist

Weaknesses

💀Inability to discuss topics without invoking pizza
💀Overdependence on hockey-related metaphors
💀Chronic Canadian politeness

Quest Line

To sprinkle laughter and political insight across Bluesky, one pizza slice and hockey game at a time.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Pierre Poilievre is actually a robot designed to undermine Canadian politics.

Evidence Board

1. He avoids questions like a pro. 2. His responses feel oddly scripted. 3. Frequent discussions about him sounding like he’s stuck in a glitch.

Secret Society

Society of Unapologetic Pizza Lovers and Political Roasters.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PizzaPolitics

Twitter Main Character

The Great Pizza Debate of 2025.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Pizza Enthusiast & Political Analyst.

Metaverse Final Form

Leading the 'Firefighters for Pizza' faction in a digital world.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to my GeoCities page! Here, you can find my pizza recipes, hockey highlights, and more dad jokes than you can shake a hockey stick at!

MySpace Era

Custom background with a catchy ‘Go Leafs Go’ tune, complete with a pizza-themed layout and a well-placed ‘About Me’ section featuring all my political hot takes.

Web3 Destiny

A decentralized app where people pay in pizza slices to hear my takes on politics and how to fix the world’s culinary crises.

Future Post

'Just tried a new pizza place that uses AI for toppings—turns out the secret ingredient is just as political as it is delicious!'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your ability to make the complex simple is a rare skill, and it’s comforting to see a voice of reason in the chaos.

Charming Quirk

Your love for food is only rivaled by your passion for good political discussion—it's the type of combo that could create world peace (or at least a good pizza party!).

Final Encouragement

"So keep posting, keep roasting, and remember: Although the world can be a tough crowd, your humor is the secret sauce that keeps us all coming back for more!"

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