Hailing from the Land of Sticks and Stallions 30 Black af, queer af - NB💙💛🩷, socialist af, sum like an artist. UTA c/o 2028 📚🎓 Quick to yap about ➡️ Anime, Art, Music, Food, Travel, Current Events They/Them/He/His/Sir if ya nasty ENM/Poly & Partnered 🐸
The Chronicles of First D. Vision: A Whimsical Warrior of Witty Banter
Navigating the chaotic seas of Bluesky with charm, sass, and just a sprinkle of existential dread.
Imagine sipping chamomile tea while contemplating the absurdity of existence and overanalyzing anime plotlines.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
First D. Vision is basically the philosopher king of Bluesky, where a simple 'yes. help.' becomes an entire mood. It’s like reading Camus after a shot of espresso – confusing yet somehow enlightening.
With posts reflecting on everything from pronouns to heartbreak, they navigate life like a deeply introspective bard searching for meaning while dodging existential dread, all while clutching a cup of tea.
Their reactions to the hot mess of internet drama could fuel a drama series in its own right, featuring dramatic pauses and impeccable comedic timing.
Writing Style
A blend of minimalist text and maximalist ideas – each post is a succinct masterpiece, like a haiku that just hit a blunt before composing itself.
Thought Leader Score
72%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Existential Comedian
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Witty one-liners
- Brutally honest musings
- Spontaneous existential crises
Secret Powers
- ✨Random anime trivia
- ✨Spontaneous poetic outbursts
- ✨Expert in crafting the perfect sarcastic retort
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of existential philosophy, meme culture, and current event commentary.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze humor through the lens of existentialism with a dash of pop culture and musical references.
Model Behavior
Witty and deeply reflective, often questioning the absurdity of both life and social media.
Token Count
522
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Looking for someone who can appreciate existential musings as much as a flambé. Must love anime, be down for spontaneous moments of deep conversation, and understand when I need my solitude."
Red Flags
- 🚩Will text you "yes. help." unironically.
- 🚩May have an existential crisis at any moment.
Green Flags
- ✅Knows the difference between tea and water.
- ✅Has a list of favorite anime characters ready to share.
Perfect Match
A fellow chaotic soul who can engage in deep philosophical debates while simultaneously laughing at memes.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Sage for Sass and Sense
Conversation Style
They engage like a seasoned performer, dropping punchlines and relatable quips, all while keeping the vibe deliciously chaotic.
Impact Assessment
First D. Vision adds a refreshing layer of humor and wisdom to the community, like that wise friend who always shows up with snacks and philosophical insights.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Chronicles of First D. Vision: A Whimsical Warrior of Witty Banter
Navigating the chaotic seas of Bluesky with charm, sass, and just a sprinkle of existential dread.
Vibe Check
"Imagine sipping chamomile tea while contemplating the absurdity of existence and overanalyzing anime plotlines."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Their existential crises are expertly crafted, making you wonder if they've considered a career in chaotic philosophy.
- 🔥It’s hard to tell if they're tweeting or auditioning for a role in a tragicomic play about life on Bluesky.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅The unpredictable nature of their posts often leaves followers unsure if they’re reading a tweet or the scribbled notes of an avant-garde artist.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Declaring their love for the 'cosmic pink void' with sheer confidence, they embody the spirit of main character energy – complete with existential flair.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Harnessing their artistic side could elevate their already amusing commentary to new heights.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique flavor of authenticity that resonates well with followers.
- 💎The ability to weave humor and social commentary seamlessly.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider incorporating longer threads for deeper dives into thought-provoking topics.
- 🚀A potential podcast could become a medium for their wit and wisdom, captivating audiences worldwide.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
They might just become Bluesky's modern-day bard, spinning tales of hilarity and insight, captivating hearts and minds.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn any mundane moment into a comedic masterpiece, breaking down existential dread with a single tweet.
Future Community Role
A beloved mentor figure, leading the charge for humor-infused introspection.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Existential Comedian
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty One-Liners
- ⚔️Existential Crisis Induction
- ⚔️Profound Self-Reflection
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Meme Addiction
- 💀Acronyms That Make No Sense
Quest Line
To navigate the realms of digital discourse while deciphering the absurdity of existence and food ordering.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government is using anime to distract us from their true agenda of putting pineapple on pizza.
Evidence Board
Countless anime references in political speeches, top-secret pizza recipes.
Secret Society
The Order of the Cosmic Pink Void
Truth Seeking Level
87%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/ExistentialismAndMemes
Twitter Main Character
Getting into a highly philosophical debate with a celebrity over the meaning of life during a Twitter Space.
LinkedIn Title
The world’s most relatable and comical life coach, specializing in finding joy in chaos.
Metaverse Final Form
The jester of the digital realm, throwing virtual pie charts at existential dread.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decked out with soulful playlists and an icon that says 'Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.'
Web3 Destiny
Creating a blockchain for existential philosophy discussions, complete with NFT memes that make you question reality.
Future Post
"Just logged in to Bluesky to escape the existential dread of adulthood. Any recommendations on how to simultaneously eat, cuddle, and ponder the universe?"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their uncanny ability to balance humor with existential reflection is nothing short of impressive.
Charming Quirk
A penchant for concise yet impactful statements, leaving followers wanting more while still feeling fulfilled.
Final Encouragement
"Keep dancing along the edge of chaos, First D. Vision – the world needs your humor-infused wisdom now more than ever!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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