https://flootzavut.carrd.co/ aka Sarah ze/zer, fae/faer Art @flootdraws.bsky.social eng fr ru heb white bi disabled genderqueer
Flootzavut: The Gerbil of Social Justice and Quirk
This gender-woo gerbil is navigating the Bluesky with a mix of wit and activism.
Cats, politics, and indie games â they hold the moral compass for social media dignity.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? đ€
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Flootzavut doesnât just yell into the void â they construct a fortress of logic to shield against the onslaught of right-wing nonsense.
From promoting women of color to reminiscing about rebellious literature, they believe in the power of words, often quoting with the fervor of a caffeinated book worm at a midnight poetry slam.
With the fervor of a gladiator in the Colosseum, they battle for the rights of the disabled and neurodivergent, wielding facts like shields against ignorance.
Writing Style
A delightful mix of earnestness and humor, like a heartfelt poem paired with a cat meme; they balance the gravitas of the issues with playful jabs that remind us not to take life too seriously.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real Youâą đ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Enlightened Jester
Keeping It Real Score
92%Main Character Energy
- Thoughtful political critique
- Memes that melt your heart
- Frequent cat metaphor enthusiast
Secret Powers
- âšGame development
- âšInsightful poetry
- âšActivism in a single tweet
If you were an AI...đ€
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Tweets on social justice, cats, political critique, disability rights, and whimsical commentary on daily absurdities.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty, insightful commentary based on the social and political dynamics of the modern era, while engaging with the audience through humorous anecdotes and cat-themed metaphors.
Model Behavior
Witty and observant, with a strong focus on community engagement and social justice themes, reminiscent of a well-timed Hannah Gadsby special.
Token Count
350
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Sassy activist with a penchant for cat memes and political rants. If you love a good debate, appreciate indie games, and can tolerate intense doomscroll breaks, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- đ©Oversharing on Twitter about existential dread
- đ©Cat meme overload
- đ©Frequent political rants might overshadow personal conversations
Green Flags
- â Empathetic listener and strong advocate for marginalized voices
- â Can make you laugh during an emotional crisis
- â Passionate about supporting indie artists and authors
Perfect Match
Someone who can engage in deep conversations and isn't afraid of occasional cat-themed chaos!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Checkđ
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Haiku of Bluesky - brief, sharp, and often poignant
Conversation Style
Flootzavut engages like a friendly sparring partner, keen to challenge but never condescend; they slip in pithy wisdom like a magician pulling a rabbit from their hat.
Impact Assessment
Their presence is a refreshing breeze of wit in a stuffy room, reminding everyone that social justice can be funny and fierce all at once.
TL;DR VersionâĄ
Your profile in a flash
Flootzavut: The Gerbil of Social Justice and Quirk
This gender-woo gerbil is navigating the Bluesky with a mix of wit and activism.
Vibe Check
"Cats, politics, and indie games â they hold the moral compass for social media dignity."
Spice Level Checkđ¶ïž
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- đ„The only thing more frequent than your political rants is your cat content â honestly, you could start a feline revolution!
- đ„Every time you tweet about the GOP, a conservative cries somewhere â and Iâm here for it!
- đ„Doomscrolling should come with a side of your snarky commentary â we need that levity!
Quirky Challenges
- đ Your doomscroll breaks are like my cheat days at the gym; they never last long enough!
- đ Letâs cut back on the number of cat metaphorsâimagine the poor cats trying to keep up!
- đ Perhaps try hashtagging âserious topicsâ with something less comical than âdoomscrollingâ next time?
Main Character Moments
- âšWhen you single-handedly brought awareness to the plight of Gaza while simultaneously sharing a cat memeâchef's kiss!
- âšYour take on alt text was so passionate even my blind cat started giving a shit!
- âšThat moment when you tweeted a revolutionary idea and then casually mentioned a holiday sale â a true renaissance soul.
Level Up Zoneđ
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If you can crank up the frequency of your joyful chaos, you might just become the unofficial bluesky meme overlord!
Unique Advantages
- đA knack for bridging humor and serious discourse
- đYour enthusiasm for activism is contagious
- đYou're the perfect blend of sass and compassion
Level Up Suggestions
- đConsider hosting a weekly Bluesky chat about activismâmight as well bottle that wisdom!
- đDevelop a 'Floot's Quick Quips' series; I bet you could break the internet with your observations!
- đExplore more humorous threads â your wit deserves a larger platform!
Crystal Ball Timeđź
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Flootzavut will pivot from humble gerbil to the grand philosopher of Bluesky, with a following large enough to rival a tech CEO's.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn dull political statements into viral memes with the snap of their fingers.
Future Community Role
They're destined to become a whimsical beacon of hope and humor in the Bluesky community, guiding lost souls back to sanity.
Your Character Buildđź
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Activist
Special Abilities
- âïžSnarky Political Commentary
- âïžFeline Metaphor Specialist
- âïžDoomscrolling Expert
Weaknesses
- đOverabundance of Cat References
- đTendency to Overthink Posts
- đCareful Balance of Humor and Seriousness
Quest Line
A quest to make the internet a more inclusive place while hilariously dissecting the absurdities of contemporary politics.
Down the Rabbit Holeđ”ïžââïž
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The entire political spectrum is a giant simulation run by cats who want to create discourse for their entertainment.
Evidence Board
1. All politicians have cat-like behavior (only care about themselves) 2. Cats are known for their intelligence and cunningâperfect for controlling the masses. 3. There are more cat memes on social media than political onesâcoincidence?
Secret Society
The Society of Feline Freedom Fightersâdedicated to bringing awareness to cat-related issues and creating a more inclusive world for all feline friends.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse Youđ
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CatPoliticsâwhere every political discussion is dominated by cat memes and furry arguments.
Twitter Main Character
Leading crusades against every tech CEOâs cat-related decisions while simultaneously sharing heartfelt cat content.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Cat Officer (CCO) at Meow Growth, turning cat photos into viral marketing strategies.
Metaverse Final Form
A digital realm where cats rule and every user can only post using cat-related puns.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineâ°
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
All glitter and sparkle with a playlist featuring 'Cats' the musical and political punk rock songs.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform where users can trade cat memes as currency, fostering a new economy of humor and activism.
Future Post
Just got back from the future, and guess what? Cats are now the primary leaders of social justice movementsâstay tuned!
The Final TakeđŹ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to weave humor into heavy conversations is a rare jewel in the social media realm!
Charming Quirk
The sheer number of cats in your posts proves you might just be a cat whisperer in disguise!
Final Encouragement
"Keep adorning Bluesky with your charm and brilliance; the world needs more witty gerbils like you!"
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