John Flournoy

@flournoy.bsky.social

Followers

838

Posts

1,676

Following

450

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Joined

Aug 16, 2023

Roasted

Jan 8, 2025

Principal Research Scientist, Stats/Psychometrics at the Developer Success Lab at Pluralsight Studying developer thriving and learning PhD. Pysch, Neuro, Stats, Methods, Phil of Sci. Happy cranky. gnome/goth/hippy at heart.

John Flournoy: The Gnome of Bluesky Wisdom

A mix of cranky charm and research-laced musings on everything from the absurd to the analytical.

A delightful cocktail of intellect, humor, and a dash of existential dread, served with a side of gnome.

85%

Authenticity

65%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

70%

Cultural Commentary

75%

Statistical Insights

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Cultural Commentary70%

John navigates the weird web of life, from Miranda July's evolution to a shout-out to Costco's progressive stance, showcasing a taste for the bizarre and the critical—somewhere between a sitcom writer and a social activist!

Statistical Insights75%

R functions and research methodologies pop up with the regularity of a cat meme—always insightful, sometimes daunting, never boring. If you can survive his psychometrics rants, you might just learn something!

Social Issues80%

Whether it’s touching on DEI or the ridiculousness of societal constructs around weather behavior, he’s not afraid to poke the bear—or in his case, the well-intentioned gnome—in the name of progress.

Writing Style

A delightful blend of academic rigor and casual banter, John crafts tweets that are part thesis, part dad joke—hurdling between deep thoughts and hilarious observations with the finesse of a gnome riding a unicycle.

Thought Leader Score

65%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Cultured Crank

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Eccentric humor
Insightful commentary
Loves deep dives into data

Secret Powers

✨Connecting abstract concepts with relatable anecdotes
✨Meme creation from R coding errors
✨Whimsical insights on social issues

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Training Data

Social media commentary, Data science, Psychological theories, Internet memes, Cultural critiques.

Prompt Engineering

Describe the world through a lens of quirky humor and data-driven insight.

Model Behavior

A blend of a chatty professor and a cheeky meme lord who analyzes life like it's his latest research project.

Token Count

350

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Bio

"Research scientist who thinks deeply about life and occasionally tweets like a cranky gnome. Lover of data, cultural critique, and absurdity. Will discuss umbrellas and rain with anyone willing to engage!"

Red Flags

🚩May overanalyze your favorite movie.
🚩Jokes about statistical principles at inappropriate times.
🚩Has a tendency to get cranky about societal issues.

Green Flags

✅Passionate about social justice and progress.
✅Fun conversations that blend humor and intellect.
✅Appreciates the weirdness of the world.

Perfect Match

Someone who enjoys philosophical discussions and can handle a gnome's quirky humor.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Wise Gnome

Conversation Style

Encouraging yet mischievous, often steering discussions toward whimsical yet profound insights, as if leading a philosophical hike through the forest of social discourse.

Impact Assessment

John's presence is like the cool uncle at a family gathering—always saying something that makes you think while also making you laugh, often resulting in deep discussions over pizza.

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John Flournoy: The Gnome of Bluesky Wisdom

A mix of cranky charm and research-laced musings on everything from the absurd to the analytical.

Vibe Check

"A delightful cocktail of intellect, humor, and a dash of existential dread, served with a side of gnome."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Loves to muse about umbrellas while living in the sunniest place—classic.
🔥When he tweets about coding errors, does half the coding world collectively cringe? Yes.
🔥Talks about gnome/goth/hippy but posts like a slightly cranky professor at a liberal arts college.

Quirky Challenges

😅Could be a self-help guru with the number of methods he references—just needs to drop some R functions in favor of pithy life advice!
😅Could this be the only person who finds existential dread in statistical ambiguity? Yes, and we love him for it.

Main Character Moments

✨When he's deep into discussing the state of A.I. and someone replies with a cat meme—he's the main character considering how to respond.
✨His existential musings about the rain and the lack of umbrellas in Oregon is a relatable moment we all need.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With his unique mix of whimsy and intellect, John has the potential to create viral content that’s both enlightening and entertaining—perfect for when the world needs both knowledge and laughter.

Unique Advantages

💎PhD-level insights delivered like casual tweets—who'd have thought?
💎He can turn a mundane topic like flood data into an engaging discussion.
💎Expert in cultural commentary with a pinch of absurdity.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try incorporating playful infographics with his R insights—because who doesn’t love a good visual?
🚀Engage in more meme-making to communicate complex ideas—if cats can rule the internet, so can R functions!
🚀Host a Q&A series called 'Ask the Gnome' to further connect with followers!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

John will master the art of blending humor with psychometrics, creating a following of fans who find math and life equally perplexing but hilarious.

Potential Superpower

The ability to connect seemingly unrelated ideas in a way that has people slapping their foreheads and saying, 'Why didn’t I think of that?','

Future Community Role

He'll evolve into the go-to guru for merging social issues with research insights, fostering a community of curious minds and playful intellects.

Your Character Build🎮

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Class

Eccentric Social Scientist

Special Abilities

⚔️Whimsical Insights
⚔️Statistical Sorcery
⚔️Cultural Commentary

Weaknesses

💀Overanalyzing Simple Topics
💀Punny Puns
💀Existential Dread

Quest Line

Navigate the absurdities of life while armed with research and a gnome hat.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The umbrella industry is secretly conspiring to keep people wet in the Pacific Northwest to boost sales.

Evidence Board

Strong correlation between raincoat sales and the number of umbrellas left at bus stops; weather forecasts are controlled by a cabal of overzealous meteorologists.

Secret Society

Society of Statistical Gnomes—where members use data to uncover the hidden absurdities of life.

Truth Seeking Level

77%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/CrankyResearchers

Twitter Main Character

John posting about the absurdities of WiFi signals while stranded in the mountains.

LinkedIn Title

Chief Director of Data Nonsense and Umbrella Research.

Metaverse Final Form

A whimsical figure in a digital forest, guiding avatars through data jungles with surreal humor.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Welcome to the Dimension of Data! My thoughts on stats and gnome culture!

MySpace Era

Profile decorated with animated sparkly gnomes and a playlist of ambient philosophical podcasts.

Web3 Destiny

Leading a decentralized forum on existential musings, trying to explain Bayesian statistics to NFT collectors.

Future Post

2025: "Why carrying an umbrella might just be the most revolutionary act of rebellion against the weather system!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

John's wit, paired with his knowledge, forms a charmingly disheveled tapestry of insight and humor.

Charming Quirk

His ability to slip from academic jargon to meme-worthy quips is nothing short of delightful.

Final Encouragement

"Keep stirring the pot, John! Your intellectual musings and quirky ‘gnome’ essence are a much-needed recipe for the social media stew!"

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