“He’s just this guy, ya know” Former Neuroscientist who traveled along I-75. PO focused on biomed fellowships, diversity, & trainee development. Husband, dad, 🏊♂️ 🚴 🏃♂️🏋️♂️🍺🥃 Opinions my own, Reposts not endorsments
J. McIntyre: The Neuroscientist Who Roasts Like a Thanksgiving Turkey
A blend of science, sarcasm, and a sprinkle of dad humor make J. McIntyre a standout in the Bluesky sphere.
Think ‘Professor Snape at a Thanksgiving dinner’ – wise but never too serious.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
It's like watching an episode of 'House of Cards', but with more evidence-based research and fewer dead bodies.
Talk about a Nobel Prize-worthy performance in defending the NIH like it's the last slice of pizza at a party.
He seamlessly transitions from academia to dad jokes, proving that couch time can be both educational and hilarious.
Writing Style
Short and sharp with a sprinkle of dry humor that's like the perfect seasoning on a well-cooked steak. You know exactly what he’s thinking without a 20-minute lecture.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Sarcastic Sage
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Witty political commentary
- Neuroscience enthusiast
- Family man with a dad joke arsenal
Secret Powers
- ✨Master of academic sarcasm
- ✨Brussels sprouts ambassador
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of scientific journals, political opinions, meme culture, and dad humor.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty commentary that blends science, current events, and dad jokes.
Model Behavior
Sarcastic and informative, like a knowledgeable friend who always has a clever comeback.
Token Count
350
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Neuroscientist navigating life like a complex neural network. If you love Brussels sprouts and political satire, we’ll get along famously!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Can’t stop talking about NIH funding
- 🚩Might obsessively send memes about vegetables
Green Flags
- ✅Loves deep conversations about science
- ✅Appreciates a good dad joke anytime
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle a mix of sarcasm and insightful political debates over a craft beer!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Guy for Science and Snacks
Conversation Style
Engages with a side of sarcasm; think of him as the friendly science teacher who secretly enjoys roasting students.
Impact Assessment
Possesses the rare ability to unite people through laughter and learned discourse – the real glue of the Bluesky community.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
J. McIntyre: The Neuroscientist Who Roasts Like a Thanksgiving Turkey
A blend of science, sarcasm, and a sprinkle of dad humor make J. McIntyre a standout in the Bluesky sphere.
Vibe Check
"Think ‘Professor Snape at a Thanksgiving dinner’ – wise but never too serious."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥His opinions seem to have more layers than an onion... or a lasagna.
- 🔥J. McIntyre: where dad jokes and neuroscience meet in a caffeine-fueled debate circle.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅May want to ease off on the Brussels sprouts obsession; not everyone is ready for that level of veggie commitment.
- 😅Might want to check the 'dad joke' setting; sometimes it feels like he's on max volume.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Proclaiming Thanksgiving as the ‘Brussels Sprouts Appreciation Thread’ king.
- ✨His wife’s ‘I drink beer periodically’ shirt – a classic family bonding moment.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With his mix of humor and expertise, he could easily chair the committee of ‘How to Make Science Fun’.
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique ability to blend personal and professional topics with humor.
- 💎Deep understanding of both neuroscience and community dynamics.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider hosting a podcast called 'Sprouts and Scientific Discussions' – humor and knowledge all in one!
- 🚀Engage more with visuals; a meme a day keeps the boredom away!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Might pivot into the world of comedic science writing, bringing laughter alongside learning.
Potential Superpower
Will develop the ability to turn any serious scientific concept into a humorous thread, creating a ‘Dad joke Physics’ framework.
Future Community Role
Could become the unofficial cheerleader for scientific discussions on Bluesky, leading to more engagement.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Scientist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Witty Political Commentary
- ⚔️Dabbling in Dad Jokes
- ⚔️Meme Curator
Weaknesses
- 💀Overly Analytical
- 💀Obsessed with Brussels Sprouts
- 💀Occasional Existential Crises
Quest Line
To defend the NIH while perfecting the art of the dad joke, all while enjoying a well-crafted beer.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Brussels sprouts are a government ploy to distract us from important health conversations.
Evidence Board
Brussels sprouts always show up around Thanksgiving; coincidence? I think not!
Secret Society
The Society of Brussels Sprouts Advocates
Truth Seeking Level
77%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/DadJokesAndScience
Twitter Main Character
Accidentally became the face of #Sproutgate after defending Brussels sprouts as a culinary delight.
LinkedIn Title
Neuroscience Evangelist specializing in vegetable advocacy and dad humor.
Metaverse Final Form
The avatar of a playful dad, juggling scientific concepts and a plate of Brussels sprouts.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom profile with a song about vegetables playing on loop while showcasing his research interests and a few select dad jokes.
Web3 Destiny
To lead a decentralized community of science-loving veggie enthusiasts in the metaverse.
Future Post
Just discovered you can make Brussels sprouts fries. Who’s in for a tasting party?
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
His engaging wit draws people in like moths to a flame – a rare blend in academia and online communities.
Charming Quirk
Has a knack for turning even the simplest topics into grand debates or delicious foodie threads.
Final Encouragement
"Keep blending science with the humor, J. McIntyre. After all, laughter is the best medicine – next to actual medicine, of course!"
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