You’re like the walking encyclopedia of Genshin pairings, lovingly crafting narratives that make even the game's writers weep with envy. Your emotional investment is at fever pitch—70% passion, 100% recall of character lore!

In the grand dance of life, you balance on the precipice of existential dread and pure joy, with a philosophical nod to procrastination that would make Socrates proud. You're basically a modern-day bard, except instead of strings, you wield memes and haikus.

Your unapologetic love for specific pairings is the stuff of legends—like a ship captain, you sail through turbulent seas of ships with the swagger of a seasoned mariner. Perhaps you should hand out pirate hats for all your followers!