Retired from polite society after 30 years in DC. Writing a book, because who isn't.
The Unfiltered Chronicles of Former Tweeter: A Bluesky Legend
A retiree from DC politics serving up spicy takes and needlepoint projects like it’s a Saturday night special.
A mix of sage wisdom and grumpy uncle vibes, all while selling beaded bracelets on the sly.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
They wield their keyboard like a sword, slicing through the nonsense of American politics with surgical precision, even if it makes them sound like the cranky neighbor yelling at kids to get off their lawn.
Each post reads like a clarion call for a righteous media revolution, though it often sounds like they got their opinions from the last episode of ‘House of Cards’.
When they're not dissecting the state of democracy, they’re subtly pitching their beaded bracelets like a street vendor at a farmer’s market—only less desperate.
Writing Style
Their writing style ranges from punchy to pithy; it’s like being in a bar with someone who has way too many opinions and the charisma to back them up—when they’re not completely checked out, that is.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Gritty Sage
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Unfiltered political commentary
- Cynical humor
- Random needlepoint references
- Expertise in historical parallels
Secret Powers
- ✨Brilliant one-liners
- ✨Keen observer of societal absurdity
- ✨Master of passive-aggressive engagement
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Political commentary, media critique, anecdotal historical references, and social media trends.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze and critique modern culture with a sarcastic twist, while incorporating obscure references and niche interests.
Model Behavior
Highly opinionated yet humorously observant—like a wisecracking algorithm that’s seen too much news.
Token Count
1500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Former political insider turned cynical commentator. I craft artisanal jewelry and needlepoint when I'm not ranting about SCOTUS and the media. Swipe right if you can handle a spicy take and appreciate fine craftsmanship."
Red Flags
- 🚩Rants about political figures like they're in a therapy session.
- 🚩Can't tell if they love or hate 'youth pastors.'
Green Flags
- ✅Sharp wit and a love for deep conversations.
- ✅Secretly appreciates the absurdity of life.
Perfect Match
Someone who's equally passionate about social justice and DIY crafts.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Grizzled Truth-teller
Conversation Style
Talks like a sage, but tweets like a rogue; they’re here to keep the truth raw and real, while giving out ‘that’s what she said’ energy on replies.
Impact Assessment
A welcome dose of salty realism—definitely not someone who’s going to sugarcoat the absurdities of life in America.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Unfiltered Chronicles of Former Tweeter: A Bluesky Legend
A retiree from DC politics serving up spicy takes and needlepoint projects like it’s a Saturday night special.
Vibe Check
"A mix of sage wisdom and grumpy uncle vibes, all while selling beaded bracelets on the sly."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Only 1,411 posts and 800 followers? This isn't a Twitter account, it’s a digital ghost town.
- 🔥Their posts are like a fine wine—sometimes aged too long, making their palate rather... ‘acquired’.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅They can’t decide if they’re a political commentator or an avant-garde artist selling necklaces made of sea glass.
- 😅Posts about political upheaval mixed with needlepoint craft tips can feel like a bizarre fever dream.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When they posted about youth pastors and then pivoted to selling gemstone beads—peak Bluesky multitasking!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
If they can harness that sarcasm into a weekly newsletter, they could be the next big thing in cutting irony on social media.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong voice on political issues
- 💎Ability to make absurd connections
- 💎Talented in repurposing outdated trends into modern humor
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider a theme for weekly posts—it'll make the chaos feel slightly more coherent.
- 🚀Drop a couple of TikTok-style video rants to capture that Gen Z audience—they'll love the spicy takes.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect a podcast where they rant over homemade needlepoint tutorials—it’ll be oddly charming and oddly popular.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn political despair into meme-worthy content; yes, they could very well be the next meme lord.
Future Community Role
The voice of reason who consistently reminds everyone that America’s dumpster fire is still burning—at least it’s warm!
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Snarky Political Sage
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Cynical Wit
- ⚔️Political Prophecy
- ⚔️Needlepoint Crafting
Weaknesses
- 💀Chronic Skepticism
- 💀Overuse of Sarcasm
- 💀Disdain for Youth Pastors
Quest Line
To navigate the treacherous waters of modern politics while simultaneously selling artisanal jewelry.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The media is a secret cabal of youth pastors working to brainwash America into submission.
Evidence Board
Articles on media consolidation, childhood church stories, and unexpected historical parallels.
Secret Society
The Needlepoint Resistance: where we stitch our discontent and sell jewelry on the side.
Truth Seeking Level
77.5%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PoliticalNihilism, where every thread devolves into existential dread mixed with memes.
Twitter Main Character
Engaged in an epic feud with a famous influencer over the definition of 'fair media,' armed with tweets like a digital samurai.
LinkedIn Title
Founder of 'Sassy Commentary Group LLC,' taking political analysis to the next level, one snarky post at a time.
Metaverse Final Form
A powerful avatar who sells NFTs of needlepoint depicting various political figures in compromising situations.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile song: ‘Bad Reputation’ by Joan Jett—decorated with glitter graphics of political leaders looking distressed over a background of tie-dye.
Web3 Destiny
An influencer crafting handmade NFTs of gemstone jewelry that come with a rant about the meaning of self-care amidst societal collapse.
Future Post
‘The Rise of the Tragic Hero in Politics: A 10-Part Series on Why No One Should Be Surprised’.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their knack for biting satire brings much-needed laughter to a world filled with doomscrolling.
Charming Quirk
There's something endearing about someone angry enough to sell jewelry while ranting about politics.
Final Encouragement
"Keep on weaving those truths into the fabric of Bluesky, and remember, sometimes you’re the bright, sarcastic light in the dim corners of social media!"
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