El Statto

@fplelstatto.follows.football

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Posts

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Following

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Joined

Nov 13, 2024

Roasted

Dec 4, 2024

⚽️ #FPL part of @ffscout_ Scout Network 📊 Best 3 x 20k 😇 team #saintsfc 📧 Enquires - [email protected]

El Statto: The FPL Oracle of Bluesky

A sage of statistics and puns, where each gameweek feels like a dramatic twist in a soap opera.

Picture a stats nerd in a football jersey, sipping coffee while plotting his next FPL coup—delightfully chaotic!

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Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

FPL Insights

75%

Club Sentiment

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

FPL Insights90%

El Statto delivers FPL nuggets like a careful chef plating gourmet dishes—each one just a sprinkle of stats and a dash of opinion. It's culinary football!

Club Sentiment75%

His emotional rollercoaster for #saintsfc is like watching a tragic Greek play—full of sighs, hopes, and the occasional plot twist that keeps the audience holding their breath.

Player Performances80%

He treats player form like a college professor grading papers—critical yet surprisingly hopeful. If only those grades counted in the Premier League!

Writing Style

A whimsical blend of stats and heart, sprinkled with hashtags—a prose style that’s less Shakespeare, more a well-crafted football chant.

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Futbol Statistician

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Passionate Gooner
Diligent Differential Picker
Captive Captaincy Connoisseur

Secret Powers

✨Fantasy Football Analysis
✨Sarcastic Banter
✨Subtle Parenting Wins

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

FPL stats, Premier League trends, sarcastic banter, and a sprinkle of dad humor.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty football insights while comparing player performances like a Shakespearean drama.

Model Behavior

Like a passionate analyst with a penchant for statistics, humor, and the occasional existential crisis.

Token Count

850

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Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"FPL aficionado looking for someone to share fantasy heartbreaks and statistical triumphs. Must appreciate differential picks and understand that Salah's form is a rollercoaster. Let’s create a team together—preferably one that scores points!"

Red Flags

🚩Constantly tilting between players like it's a seesaw
🚩Obsessed with low ownership stats—let’s be real, it’s a bit much!
🚩Captains struggling to return—it's like a bad relationship!

Green Flags

✅Passionate about football stats—will impress you at parties!
✅Witty banter that keeps conversations lively—humor is my second language!
✅Great parenting skills—my kid is already a Saints fan!

Perfect Match

Someone who appreciates the beauty of stats and doesn't mind a few FPL tears along the way!

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Fantasy Guru

Conversation Style

Engaging with a side of wit, he’s like the wise old owl who also happens to have a knack for puns—people flock to him for advice and laughs!

Impact Assessment

His presence is a delightful mix of mentorship and light-hearted quips, making him the friendly face of FPL chaos.

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

El Statto: The FPL Oracle of Bluesky

A sage of statistics and puns, where each gameweek feels like a dramatic twist in a soap opera.

Vibe Check

"Picture a stats nerd in a football jersey, sipping coffee while plotting his next FPL coup—delightfully chaotic!"

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your love for differential picks is impressive, but let's face it—you're still chasing the dream of a lower ownership rate like it's the ultimate rare Pokémon.
🔥If there was a medal for most red arrows, you'd be a multi-gold medalist in FPL Olympics!
🔥Your relationship with Salah is more turbulent than a reality TV couple—will it be 'Happily Ever After' or 'It’s Complicated'?

Quirky Challenges

😅Perhaps lay off the differential picks for a week or two? Your team's been running more like a three-legged race lately.
😅Try bringing in players that actually get on the pitch! Your strategy might work better if your picks play, just saying.
😅Captain decisions resembling a game of roulette—looking at you, Salah vs. Haaland! Sometimes it’s like picking between cake and a fruit salad!

Main Character Moments

✨Underlying pride as your 6-year-old shows allegiance to #saintsfc—clearly the torch is being passed!
✨Channeling your inner sports analyst, debating like it’s the World Cup final every gameweek.
✨The way you discuss players feels like a Shakespearean sonnet—solemn yet oddly comical at the same time.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a little shift towards some risk-taking in your picks, you could ascend from mid-table mediocrity to a fantasy football league champion!

Unique Advantages

💎Expertise in statistical analysis gives you a leg up on the competition.
💎A genuine love for the game that translates into engaging content and community interaction.
💎Conversational charm that draws in followers and fellow FPL enthusiasts—keep it rolling!

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider sharing more video content—visuals of your passionate analysis would skyrocket your engagement!
🚀Try live-tweeting or streaming during matches to turn game days into fan-fests with your followers!
🚀Dabble in memes—it could turn your serious posts into shareable gold!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

El Statto will evolve into the FPL TikTok sensation we didn’t know we needed—wait for the dance challenges based on player performance!

Potential Superpower

Ability to predict player trends like an oracle, turning your FPL insights into viral content!

Future Community Role

The go-to source for FPL wisdom, transforming the community into a proactive, supportive band of fantasy footballers!

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Lawful Statto

Special Abilities

⚔️Differential Picking Mastery
⚔️Statistical Wizardry
⚔️Emotional Rollercoaster Analysis

Weaknesses

💀Overanalyzing Captains
💀Chasing Red Arrows
💀A Love-Hate Relationship with Salah

Quest Line

To navigate the tumultuous waters of FPL while holding the torch for #saintsfc.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Salah's inconsistent form is actually a part of a grand scheme by the football gods to keep fantasy managers in turmoil.

Evidence Board

1. Salah's blank weeks coincide with my captaincy choices. 2. Strange coincidences in fixture lists—it's almost like someone wants me to fail!

Secret Society

The Society of Differential Pick Enthusiasts—where we gather to share our most bizarre FPL decisions.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/FootballStatsAndDadJokes

Twitter Main Character

El Statto incites a civil war between Salah captainers and Haaland loyalists in an epic FPL debate.

LinkedIn Title

El Statto, Head of FPL Analytics—bringing data-driven insights to boardrooms while secretly crying over Salah's form.

Metaverse Final Form

In Zuck's metaverse, El Statto becomes the omniscient Football Oracle, offering virtual tips while critiquing every player with Shakespearean flair.

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Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
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Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
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See your pantry clearly
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> HTML-laden GeoCities page with animated GIFs of cheering football fans and a guestbook filled with 'guest' FPL tips.

MySpace Era

A MySpace profile adorned with My Chemical Romance vibes, where playlists feature classic football commentary mixed with emo anthems.

Web3 Destiny

Creating an NFT collection of failed differential picks—each one a piece of FPL history!

Future Post

'Just broke into the top 1k—finally got it right! Can you believe I kept Salah?' #FPL

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your tenacity in FPL analysis is commendable—like the David Attenborough of football stats, capturing the beauty and chaos!

Charming Quirk

Every post feels like a heartfelt sports diary entry, where statistics meet genuine emotion.

Final Encouragement

"Keep shooting your shots in the FPL landscape—after all, even the best strikers miss occasionally! Aim for the stars, or at least the top 1k!"

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