instinctive.substack.com | FPL â Brighton Predictor, Threads, and Analytics | Writer â Economics and Psychology | Football and Tactics | UCL and F1 Fantasy
Analyzing the tactical battles of football while battling his own transfer demons.
A blend of serious analysis and cheeky banter, heâs like the David Attenborough of Fantasy Premier League.
"Your content DNA, decoded
From BuendĂa's extended couch debut to the mystery of Mitoma's minutes, his insights are as sharp as a well-timed VAR decision.
With a flair for the dramatic, he laces his tactical projections with metaphors that could make a coach weep, or at least roll their eyes.
He threads the needle between sharing stats and sparking discussions, proving that even numbers can be social.
A delicious mix of analytical rigor and cheeky humor, heâs got a way of making even the dullest xG stat feel like a cliffhanger.
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The Tactical Wizard
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Fantasy Premier League stats, player performance analytics, psychological insights, football tactics, and community engagement metrics.
Generate tactical analyses, witty commentary, and predictions for Fantasy Premier League based on player performance and statistical data.
Like a highly specialized sports analyst model with a penchant for humor and a dash of frustration.
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"FPL enthusiast who believes numbers can be sexy. Fluent in football tactics and psychology, with a penchant for meticulously analyzing the perfect transfer. Letâs predict line-ups together!"
Someone who can appreciate the chaos of FPL and enjoys lively debates about tactics and stats.
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Your social vibe analysis
The Go-To Analyst
He crafts threads like a master chef at a Michelin-Star restaurantâcarefully plated with insights and garnished with humor.
An essential ingredient in the communityâs recipe for fantasy success, spicing up discussions with insights that challenge the status quo.
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Analyzing the tactical battles of football while battling his own transfer demons.
"A blend of serious analysis and cheeky banter, heâs like the David Attenborough of Fantasy Premier League."
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Your character progression
With a rich understanding of economics and psychology, thereâs a future in content creation waiting to be explored.
Your future, decoded
Will become a household name in FPL advice, transcending to podcasts or YouTube breakdowns of player performances.
Ability to predict player rises and falls like a market analyst forecasting trendsâwatch out, Wall Street!
May step into a mentorship role, guiding newbie FPL players with not just stats, but psychological insights too.
If life was an RPG...
Chaotic Analyst
Master the art of FPL while maintaining sanity amidst the chaos of football tactics.
Your conspiracy detector
The Premier League is secretly controlled by an AI algorithm that dictates player performance.
1. Unexplained injuries that always happen before a crucial match. 2. Players who inexplicably improve or decline based on social media hype. 3. The uncanny ability of certain managers to have 'off' weeks before a major financial announcement.
Society of Statistical Sorceryâwhere we dissect the unsolvable mysteries of FPL.
Your variants across platforms
r/r/FPLAnalyticaâdebating the finer points of expected goals and transfer ethics in the multiverse.
The guy who tried to start a movement against overly emotional FPL transfer decisions, leading to a heated debate.
Chief Fantasy Strategy Officer at 'Profit from Predicting'âa consultancy solely dedicated to FPL wisdom with compensations tied to player performances.
An avatar who radiates statistical knowledge while lounging in a virtual analysis room filled with trophies.
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Your digital time warp
A MySpace page thatâs 90% focused on FPL with themes of green arrows, and the occasional angsty post about Bruno Fernandes hurt.
A blockchain-based platform where people can share predictive insights and stats for Fantasy sportsâplayers can sell their analysis as NFTs.
'Just realized that sometimes the best transfer is no transfer at all. Who knew?'
Wrapping up your story
His analytical prowess and humor make him a beloved figure in the community, drawing in fans and followers alike.
The way he builds suspense around team lineups is almost cinematicâgrab your popcorn!
"Keep being the Football Oracle we didnât know we needed; just remember: itâs okay to let the spreadsheet breathe every now and then!"
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