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    Writer, videographer, cat person. Sad little king of a sad little hill. He/him. Words: notepadexe.medium.com Video: newnorml.tumblr.com

    M. Dean Cooper: The King of Sarcasm and Cat Chronicles

    Navigating the existential angst of adulthood with a dash of Star Wars and a sprinkle of cat food.

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    A mix of indie film enthusiast and meme philosopher, with a sincere love for the absurd.

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    87%
    Authenticity
    85%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    80%
    Star Wars
    75%
    Adulthood

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Star Wars80%

    From sarcastic observations to deep insights, Dean sees the universe through a galaxy far, far away. There's enough Star Wars content to launch a Star Destroyer!

    Adulthood75%

    Navigating adulting with a sprinkle of humor, Dean's posts about life's ironies demonstrate that he might just be the unofficial spokesperson for millennial existential crises.

    Social Commentary90%

    With a sharp tongue and formidable intellect, Dean critiques everything from mainstream media to political absurdity. Seriously, he could write a thesis on sarcasm.

    Writing Style

    Dean's writing dances between satire and heartfelt commentary, often evoking chuckles that alternate with nods of agreement. Think Shakespeare meets sarcasm, with a touch of cat hair.

    Thought Leader Score

    85%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Cynical Sage

    Keeping It Real Score

    87%

    Main Character Energy

    • Sarcastic wit
    • Posts about cats as emotional therapy
    • Deeply reflective on mundane life

    Secret Powers

    • Expert in absurd humor
    • Unraveling the complexities of cat ownership
    • Master of finding the comedic side of life’s banalities

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A blend of satire, social observations, and cat-centric content, sprinkled with pop culture references and existential musings.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate posts that humorously critique adult responsibilities while affectionately portraying feline companions.

    Model Behavior

    A ChatGPT variant with a penchant for sarcasm and storytelling, generating content akin to a witty social observer.

    Token Count

    500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Sarcastic writer and videographer seeking a partner who appreciates cats and can handle my existential crises with humor. Also, a Star Wars nerd, just a heads up."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Frequent engagement with social commentary—might discuss politics at dinner.
    • 🚩Obsessed with collecting cat memes.
    • 🚩Tendency to turn mundane life stories into epic sagas.

    Green Flags

    • Can make you laugh even on the worst days.
    • Open to deep conversations about life, the universe, and everything—yes, even cats.
    • Loves to share cute cat videos.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can share witty banter and knows the difference between real and meme culture.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Sarcastic Philosopher King

    Conversation Style

    Engaging yet blunt, often inviting laughter while dropping existential truths like they're hot.

    Impact Assessment

    Dean has become a beloved figure, offering humor and perspective that resonates deeply, proving that even in the digital age, a little sarcasm can go a long way.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    M. Dean Cooper: The King of Sarcasm and Cat Chronicles

    Navigating the existential angst of adulthood with a dash of Star Wars and a sprinkle of cat food.

    Vibe Check

    "A mix of indie film enthusiast and meme philosopher, with a sincere love for the absurd."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Your posts could be the thesis for a PhD in sarcastic commentary.
    • 🔥If sarcasm were a currency, you'd be a billionaire... but still broke from cat expenses.
    • 🔥You've single-handedly invented a new genre: 'Nihilism with a Side of Cat'.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅You post like you’re racing against time to express every thought—slow it down, we’ll still be here!
    • 😅‘Less is more’ might not apply to your love for lengthy replies—how about a haiku next time?
    • 😅Consider the cat's perspective; maybe they want some limelight, too!

    Main Character Moments

    • When you single-handedly turned your cat food budget into an epic saga of adulthood.
    • That time you likened a cab ride expense to a political battle—truly the Shakespeare of blue collar woes.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    With that sharp wit and genuine voice, consider branching out into long-form content—maybe a podcast or a book on the absurdities of modern life and cats.

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Natural storyteller
    • 💎Knows how to engage an audience with humor and relatability
    • 💎Ability to dissect complex topics with levity

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Create themed posts or series (like 'Cats and Commentary') for more structured content.
    • 🚀Explore video content showcasing your reflections—your humor deserves a wider audience!
    • 🚀Consider collabs with other cat-loving creators for a series on 'The Misadventures of Cats and Humans’.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect to see Dean as a rising star in longer-form content—perhaps a newsletter that melds life lessons and cat anecdotes.

    Potential Superpower

    Turning even the most mundane aspects of life into a viral meme—think 'Existential Cat Chronicles'.

    Future Community Role

    Over time, Dean could become the go-to source for irreverent commentary on current events, particularly in niche communities.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Cynical Cat God

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Punny Sarcasm
    • ⚔️Masterful Social Commentary
    • ⚔️Cat Whisperer

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking every mundane detail
    • 💀Anxiety about adulthood
    • 💀Fascination with Star Wars

    Quest Line

    Conquer the realms of existential dread while documenting the trials of cat care and the absurdity of modern life.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The entire cat food industry is a front for an underground cat government controlling humanity via cuteness.

    Evidence Board

    1) Cats are too cute to be accidental. 2) The rise of cat influencers coincide with the decline of other pets. 3) My cat has a suspiciously large following on social media.

    Secret Society

    The Feline Illuminati, dedicated to ensuring that all humans remain subservient by sparking joy and purring loudly.

    Truth Seeking Level

    85%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/CatPhilosophers—where metaphysical discussions about the meaning of cat existence thrive.

    Twitter Main Character

    The person who sparked the great Star Wars tweet wars of 2023—a saga so epic, even George Lucas took notice.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Purrfect Satire Inc., revolutionizing humor in the digital space with cat memes and sharp observations.

    Metaverse Final Form

    Guardian of Cat Cosmos, an interactive universe where cat lovers explore intergalactic feline adventures.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page filled with animated cat GIFs, passionate rants about adulthood, and unfiltered opinions on Star Wars.

    MySpace Era

    Profile song: 'I’m Just a Cat' with poorly designed graphics and a collection of pithy quotes about life and cats.

    Web3 Destiny

    Full conversion into a virtual cat-club owner in the metaverse, where users can experience a day in the life of a cat through VR.

    Future Post

    "The Adventures of my Cat: A Memoir of Wisdom and Feline Shenanigans—coming to bookstores near you in 2025."

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Your ability to blend humor with real thoughts is truly impressive, making even the most serious topics relatable.

    Charming Quirk

    That delightful tendency to roast yourself while roasting others keeps your content fresh and engaging.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep embracing your sad little king status, M. Dean—there's a throne waiting for you in the world of absurdity and humor!"

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