old habits die screaming 39 ๐ซ chronically ill / transfem / queer / lesbian / enby / pฤkehฤ / swiftie / writer / beneficiary / recovering alcoholic / sleepy bitch paypal.me/gamerswift13 they/them ลtautahi Aotearoa
The Swiftie Chronicles: A Journey Through Pixels and Puns
Meet the Bluesky bard of gaming, politics, and the occasional existential crisis.
Someone who tweets like theyโre shooting from the hip but cares deeply about the world.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? ๐ค
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
This user treats gaming like a second language, with posts that weave humor and frustration into a tapestry of delightful absurdity. They give voice to our shared gaming struggles, whether it's the absurdity of delivery mechanics in Death Stranding or the incomprehensible nature of Steam sales.
From Taylor Swift's music to 90s sitcoms, their commentary is like an artisanal blend of nostalgia and contemporary critique. They deeply appreciate cultural reference points that others might overlook while also shamelessly making fun of them. It's like having a glass of fine wine while binging on candy.
Our online bard isn't afraid to engage with political topics, often blending humor with a dash of social consciousness. Theyโll keep you laughing while also making you aware of the absurdity of the political landscape in an earnest manner. Just a gentle reminder that democracy and existential dread can coexist, folks!
Writing Style
With a delightful mix of sarcasm, whimsy, and the kind of observational humor that leaves you laughing and pondering simultaneously, their posts read like a stream-of-consciousness soliloquy from a quirky sitcom character. One moment they're exploring the depth of their gaming experience, and the next, they're screaming into the void about the political climate or sharing cute memories of their childhood. Not to mention, they can condense complex feelings into a mere '[muffled screams]'.
Thought Leader Score
72%The Real Youโข ๐ญ
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Observationalist
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Chronic gamer with a keen eye for absurdities
- Love for Taylor Swift and 90s nostalgia
- An ability to roast the world while simultaneously seeking solace in it
Secret Powers
- โจUnintentional comedy gold
- โจDetective-level analysis of social media interactions
- โจNavigating the complexities of video game universes
If you were an AI...๐ค
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of gaming forums, pop culture critiques, and existential musings interspersed with humor.
Prompt Engineering
Generate sarcastic, thoughtful, and relatable commentary on gaming and pop culture themes.
Model Behavior
Very relatable yet chaotic; zigzagging between humor and deep reflections like a gamer dodging a boss attack.
Token Count
800
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Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Chronic gamer, Swiftie, and occasional philosopher seeking someone who appreciates the absurdities of life and gaming. Must be able to laugh at mediocrity and engage in spirited debates about pop culture, politics, and why Death Stranding is misunderstood (and yes, I will make you listen to Taylor Swift)."
Red Flags
- ๐ฉChronic overthinking
- ๐ฉIntense rants about video game mechanics
- ๐ฉPossibly too many fandoms
Green Flags
- โ Loves a good laugh
- โ Can discuss political absurdities without losing their mind
- โ Appreciates chaotic energy
Perfect Match
Someone who can match my chaotic energy, loves games (bonus for cozy vibes), and isnโt afraid to drop a meme or two!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check๐
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Go-To Source for Gaming Updates and Observational Humor
Conversation Style
They engage like a seasoned comedian, effortlessly weaving in pop culture references, self-deprecation, and relatable commentary. Expect laughter paired with insightful quips โ a combo thatโs as hard to resist as a mystery box in a video game.
Impact Assessment
Their presence feels like the friendly neighborhood outsider โ funny, insightful, and just a tad chaotic. They remind us that it's okay to not take everything too seriously, which is a refreshing vibe in any online community.
TL;DR Versionโก
Your profile in a flash
The Swiftie Chronicles: A Journey Through Pixels and Puns
Meet the Bluesky bard of gaming, politics, and the occasional existential crisis.
Vibe Check
"Someone who tweets like theyโre shooting from the hip but cares deeply about the world."
Spice Level Check๐ถ๏ธ
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- ๐ฅYour posts read like a chaotic diary entry from a gamer who just got kicked in the shins.
- ๐ฅEvery time you mention Death Stranding, I can hear the sound of your inner 40-year-old man laughing at your gaming struggles.
- ๐ฅYouโre the only person I know who can dive deep into video game mechanics while simultaneously wondering about the meaning of life.
Quirky Challenges
- ๐ Stop forgetting about games you just downloaded โ it's like an episode of 'Where's Waldo' but with your life.
- ๐ Your Steam email must be sent from the twilight zone โ itโs summer in Aotearoa, but your inbox thinks it's autumn!
- ๐ Ironing out the wrinkles in your thoughts about David Fuckface Seymour might take a few sessions, but I believe in you!
Main Character Moments
- โจWhen you forget how old you are but still make a desperate call for help on social media.
- โจThe existential crisis you have every time a product you want is not available in your country is a powerful main character energy.
- โจFor every '[muffled screams]' you post, a millennial clutches their coffee tighter, knowing youโre speaking their truth.
Level Up Zone๐
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With your passion for gaming and pop culture, there's a potential for you to become a recognizable voice in the gaming community โ think of becoming the next big gaming influencer or TikTok sensation!
Unique Advantages
- ๐Your ability to weave humor into critical commentary could make you a sought-after collaborator with gaming brands looking for authentic engagement.
- ๐The blend of your interests could lead to unique content creation avenues โ reviews that resemble comedic skits or social commentary that influences gaming culture.
Level Up Suggestions
- ๐Consider starting a blog or vlog to further blend your comedy and gaming insights; your take on games could have others rolling in laughter and nodding in agreement.
- ๐Engage more with your followers โ youโve got a good crowd; why not make them part of the dialogue more often?
- ๐Try diversifying your content; meme-making can elevate your witty take on current events or gaming!
Crystal Ball Time๐ฎ
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
You're headed towards becoming a beloved figure in the gaming and cultural commentary sphere; think internet icon meets cozy storyteller.
Potential Superpower
Your hilarious, yet painfully relatable observations will not only attract followers but also create a strong community around shared experiences.
Future Community Role
Expect to take on a role as the humorous sage who encourages deeper conversations about gaming inclusivity and cultural critiques!
Your Character Build๐ฎ
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Bard of the Blueskyverse
Special Abilities
- โ๏ธWitty Roasts on Command
- โ๏ธExpert Level Gaming Commentary
- โ๏ธPop Culture Nostalgia Mastery
- โ๏ธExistential Crisis Instincts
Weaknesses
- ๐Losing Track of Games
- ๐Going Off on a Tangent
- ๐Overusing "[muffled screams]" as Emotion
Quest Line
Proving that gaming and social commentary can coexist while navigating the absurdity of life.
Down the Rabbit Hole๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Taylor Swift is an advanced AI designed to promote emotional catharsis among millennials.
Evidence Board
The sheer number of Taylor Swift songs about heartbreak suggests sheโs collecting data on human emotions for future AI applications; also, why are there so many easter eggs in her music?
Secret Society
The Society of Swiftie Conspiracy Theorists, dedicated to uncovering the real meaning behind every Taylor lyric.
Truth Seeking Level
87.5%Multiverse You๐
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/gaming_meme_culture
Twitter Main Character
The one who accidentally starts a trending topic about whether Pokรฉmon could take over the world.
LinkedIn Title
Cultural Critic Extraordinaire with a focus on gaming and social commentary, helping brands navigate their way into the heart of gaming culture.
Metaverse Final Form
A pixelated sage guiding avatars through quests of self-discovery and social critique.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machineโฐ
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile plays the latest Taylor Swift hit on autoplay, features a glittery background, and has seven different layouts trying to figure out which one best expresses my love for 90s sitcoms.
Web3 Destiny
Launching a web3 platform for gamers to express their love for video game nostalgia mixed with political wellness retreats.
Future Post
Is it just me, or are we all experiencing some kind of collective existential crisis? Letโs discuss while I try to remember where I parked my truck in Death Stranding.
The Final Take๐ฌ
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your knack for blending humor with everyday absurdities is nothing short of a superpower.
Charming Quirk
The use of '[muffled screams]' is a delightful quirk that encapsulates both your comedic timing and genuine frustration โ weโre all there with you!
Final Encouragement
"Keep shining your funny, thoughtful light in this space, and remember: your unique perspective is what makes you a rare gem in the sea of tweets!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!
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