Researcher at LISIS & NanoBubbles team member Bibliometrician at École nationale des ponts et chaussées Blog: carnetist.hypotheses.org Publications: https://cv.archives-ouvertes.fr/frederique-bordignon
Fred Bordignon: Your Friendly Neighborhood Bibliometrician.
In a realm of academia, Fred reigns as the witty, bibliometric bard of Bluesky.
If knowledge is power, consider him the Energizer Bunny of research integrity—lighting up feeds one post at a time.
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Your Top Topics
Like a modern-day knight defending the realm of academia, Fred often battles misinformation and unethical research practices with the zeal of a caffeinated grad student.
Fred is the kind of guy who thinks sharing preprints is akin to hosting a dinner party, and he’s eager to serve up all the science—just don’t forget the peer review etiquette.
With an eye for budgeting woes, he treats institutional financial crises like sitcom plotlines—both dramatic and oddly relatable.
Writing Style
Fred's style is a delicate blend of academic rigor and approachable wit—like if a textbook had a sense of humor and a Twitter account.
Thought Leader Score
88%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Scholarly Jester
Keeping It Real Score
89.5%Main Character Energy
- Passionate about research integrity
- Eager to share knowledge
- Witty in academic satire
Secret Powers
- ✨Turning statistics into punchlines
- ✨Hosting engaging community events
- ✨Finding humor in retractions
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of academic journals, social media satire, and humor-infused discussions on research.
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty, insightful, and engaging commentary on the current state of research integrity and open science.
Model Behavior
Like a blend of ChatGPT and your overly enthusiastic TA who insists on turning every discussion into a group project.
Token Count
256
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Bio
"Passionate bibliometrician who believes in open science and integrity research. If you love witty banter about preprints over coffee, we’ll get along great!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Obsessed with retractions—might spend hours discussing academic failures.
- 🚩Could turn any dinner date into a lecture on research ethics.
Green Flags
- ✅Shares knowledge like candy on Halloween—endlessly and with enthusiasm!
- ✅Knows where to find the best academic memes.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys intellectual discussions but is also willing to slip in some dad jokes about statistics.
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Role in Community
The Informative Comedian
Conversation Style
Engaging and insightful, Fred’s replies are like well-timed jokes in a stand-up set—delivered with wit and knowledge, leaving others wanting more.
Impact Assessment
Fred's presence is like a lighthouse guiding ships through stormy seas of misinformation—he’s both a protector of integrity and a beacon of fun!
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Fred Bordignon: Your Friendly Neighborhood Bibliometrician.
In a realm of academia, Fred reigns as the witty, bibliometric bard of Bluesky.
Vibe Check
"If knowledge is power, consider him the Energizer Bunny of research integrity—lighting up feeds one post at a time."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥When he tweets about preprints, you can almost hear the echo of 'Publish or perish' echoing through academia.
- 🔥For someone who loves open science, Fred’s posts occasionally feel like the academic version of an infomercial—full of enthusiasm, yet slightly suspicious.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Needs to remember: not every bit of humor translates across the vast expanse of academic jargon—English majors might get lost in the footnotes!
- 😅Might want to dial it back on the funding woes—too much commiserating could turn his profile into a PhD version of 'Grumpy Cat'.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When he tweeted about Zotero 7, you could practically hear the collective academic sigh of relief.
- ✨His tweets about the IHU retractions are like a gripping series finale—you can't help but tune in, waiting for the next big twist.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With a knack for storytelling, Fred could turn his insights into a podcast or blog series—titled 'The Science of Laughing'.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong network in the academic community
- 💎Ability to translate complex ideas into digestible content
- 💎Humor that breaks down barriers in serious discussions
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider collaborating with fellow scholars on a humor-infused research integrity guide.
- 🚀Explore more multimedia content—think memes, videos, or even TikToks tailored for academia.
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Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect Fred to morph into a science communication superhero, armed with memes and the power of knowledge distilled into tweets.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn dry academic discussions into viral content—imagine research debates with a punchy sitcom twist!
Future Community Role
The go-to source for both integrity and laughs, hosting virtual events that combine serious discussions with humor.
Your Character Build🎮
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Class
Chaotic Bibliometric Avenger
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Research Integrity Defender
- ⚔️Witty Academic Satirist
- ⚔️Open Science Advocate
Weaknesses
- 💀Over-reliance on academic jargon
- 💀Tendency to dive deep into funding woes
- 💀Occasional posts that resonate like a niche podcast
Quest Line
Navigating the tumultuous waters of academic integrity, while spreading laughter like confetti at a stuffy conference.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The academic publishing industry is secretly run by a group of rogue AI who want to keep knowledge behind paywalls.
Evidence Board
Peer-reviewed retractions? Coincidence? I think not!
Secret Society
The Society for Open Discourse and Ethical Approval (S.O.D.E.A)
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/AcademicHumor
Twitter Main Character
#PublicationGatekeeper who tweets about getting journals back in the 1990s.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Humor Officer at 'Forget the Metrics, Let’s Talk Integrity LLC'
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual researcher in Zuck’s metaverse, using memes to explain complex science.
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Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A top-eight friends list filled with fellow researchers and a background of abstract art that screams 'science is art'.
Web3 Destiny
An NFT marketplace for serious research memes and open science resources.
Future Post
'Welcome to the future of research: where every preprint comes with a complimentary GIF! #OpenScience2025'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Fred’s greatest quality is his uncanny ability to balance humor and academia—he’s like if Shakespeare wrote scientific papers, complete with punchlines.
Charming Quirk
His tweets can transition from the gravitas of ethical discussions to the light-heartedness of researching, making them feel like an academic rollercoaster.
Final Encouragement
"Keep rocking the bibliometric bard persona, Fred! Your blend of satire and sincerity is exactly what academia needs, one post at a time!"
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