Researcher at LISIS & NanoBubbles team member Bibliometrician at École nationale des ponts et chaussées Blog: carnetist.hypotheses.org Publications: https://cv.archives-ouvertes.fr/frederique-bordignon
In a realm of academia, Fred reigns as the witty, bibliometric bard of Bluesky.
If knowledge is power, consider him the Energizer Bunny of research integrity—lighting up feeds one post at a time.
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Like a modern-day knight defending the realm of academia, Fred often battles misinformation and unethical research practices with the zeal of a caffeinated grad student.
Fred is the kind of guy who thinks sharing preprints is akin to hosting a dinner party, and he’s eager to serve up all the science—just don’t forget the peer review etiquette.
With an eye for budgeting woes, he treats institutional financial crises like sitcom plotlines—both dramatic and oddly relatable.
Fred's style is a delicate blend of academic rigor and approachable wit—like if a textbook had a sense of humor and a Twitter account.
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The Scholarly Jester
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
A mix of academic journals, social media satire, and humor-infused discussions on research.
Generate witty, insightful, and engaging commentary on the current state of research integrity and open science.
Like a blend of ChatGPT and your overly enthusiastic TA who insists on turning every discussion into a group project.
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"Passionate bibliometrician who believes in open science and integrity research. If you love witty banter about preprints over coffee, we’ll get along great!"
Someone who enjoys intellectual discussions but is also willing to slip in some dad jokes about statistics.
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The Informative Comedian
Engaging and insightful, Fred’s replies are like well-timed jokes in a stand-up set—delivered with wit and knowledge, leaving others wanting more.
Fred's presence is like a lighthouse guiding ships through stormy seas of misinformation—he’s both a protector of integrity and a beacon of fun!
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In a realm of academia, Fred reigns as the witty, bibliometric bard of Bluesky.
"If knowledge is power, consider him the Energizer Bunny of research integrity—lighting up feeds one post at a time."
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With a knack for storytelling, Fred could turn his insights into a podcast or blog series—titled 'The Science of Laughing'.
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Expect Fred to morph into a science communication superhero, armed with memes and the power of knowledge distilled into tweets.
The ability to turn dry academic discussions into viral content—imagine research debates with a punchy sitcom twist!
The go-to source for both integrity and laughs, hosting virtual events that combine serious discussions with humor.
If life was an RPG...
Chaotic Bibliometric Avenger
Navigating the tumultuous waters of academic integrity, while spreading laughter like confetti at a stuffy conference.
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The academic publishing industry is secretly run by a group of rogue AI who want to keep knowledge behind paywalls.
Peer-reviewed retractions? Coincidence? I think not!
The Society for Open Discourse and Ethical Approval (S.O.D.E.A)
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r/r/AcademicHumor
#PublicationGatekeeper who tweets about getting journals back in the 1990s.
Chief Humor Officer at 'Forget the Metrics, Let’s Talk Integrity LLC'
A virtual researcher in Zuck’s metaverse, using memes to explain complex science.
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A top-eight friends list filled with fellow researchers and a background of abstract art that screams 'science is art'.
An NFT marketplace for serious research memes and open science resources.
'Welcome to the future of research: where every preprint comes with a complimentary GIF! #OpenScience2025'
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Fred’s greatest quality is his uncanny ability to balance humor and academia—he’s like if Shakespeare wrote scientific papers, complete with punchlines.
His tweets can transition from the gravitas of ethical discussions to the light-heartedness of researching, making them feel like an academic rollercoaster.
"Keep rocking the bibliometric bard persona, Fred! Your blend of satire and sincerity is exactly what academia needs, one post at a time!"
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