Back
    F
    Bluesky

    Friend Koirby~✨

    @friendkoirby.bsky.social

    Followers

    41

    Posts

    125

    Following

    38

    Packs

    0

    Everybody's Friend and Professional Simp™️

    Friend Koirby: The Professional Simp with a Side of Chaos

    A delightful blend of heartfelt moments and chaotic realness wrapped in a cute package.

    "

    Captivatingly chaotic, like a cat chasing its own tail while simultaneously trying to sit on your keyboard.

    "
    87%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Anime & Gaming
    85%
    Personal Struggles

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Anime & Gaming90%

    Wields a passion for the bizarre and whimsical, from Dragon Ball Daima to Pokémon strategies, with the enthusiasm of a child in a candy store...or a slightly unhinged adult with a gaming addiction.

    Personal Struggles85%

    Open about their life's rollercoaster, balancing tragic narratives with humor—the ultimate tragicomedy where the punchlines sometimes land even in the bleakest situations.

    Relationships & Emotions80%

    Navigates emotional landscapes like a seasoned sailor, yet finds themselves often lost in the choppy waters of family expectations— a real-life soap opera in a Bluesky feed.

    Writing Style

    A delightful blend of stream-of-consciousness and quippy punchlines—if life were a sitcom, they'd definitely be the main character with a flair for the dramatic.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Quirky Caregiver

    Keeping It Real Score

    87%

    Main Character Energy

    • Profound empathy for pets and people
    • Whimsically candid commentary
    • Expert level sarcasm with a side of sincerity

    Secret Powers

    • Accidentally causing chaos in everyday life
    • Capturing the essence of relatable struggles
    • Converting mundane thoughts into compelling content

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Memes, relatable chaos, personal struggles, and anime fandoms.

    Prompt Engineering

    Craft heartfelt yet chaotic insights on everyday life and pop culture.

    Model Behavior

    ChatGPT but with more self-deprecation and anime references.

    Token Count

    500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Professional Simp who loves anime, good food, and long walks to the vet with my emotional support animal. Looking for someone who also excels in chaotic conversations and can handle my eccentric family."

    Red Flags

    • 🚩May narrate every thought like it's a soap opera
    • 🚩Has a chaotic relationship with their family
    • 🚩Will likely ask you to rate their outfits

    Green Flags

    • Caring to a fault
    • Can make any situation hilariously relatable
    • Offers emotional support at a moment's notice

    Perfect Match

    Someone who loves anime as much as I do and can appreciate an absurdly chaotic life.

    AnotherWrapper Logo

    Build Your Own AI App

    This roast generator is built with AnotherWrapper. Get access to 10+ AI templates and launch your startup quickly.

    • 🎯

      AI Demo Apps

      10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat

    • Modern Stack

      Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind

    • 🤖

      AI integrations

      OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more

    • 🛠️

      Full Infrastructure

      Auth, database & payments included

    • 💎

      Premium Design

      Beautiful UI components included

    • 🛡️

      Enterprise Ready

      Auth, API routes & database included

    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Unofficial Support System

    Conversation Style

    Engaging, often heartfelt, with a touch of comedic absurdity that keeps followers on their toes—like a rollercoaster of feels and fun.

    Impact Assessment

    A beacon of light amidst the chaos, providing laughter and support, while occasionally throwing in a dash of sarcastic reality.

    TL;DR Version

    Your profile in a flash

    Friend Koirby: The Professional Simp with a Side of Chaos

    A delightful blend of heartfelt moments and chaotic realness wrapped in a cute package.

    Vibe Check

    "Captivatingly chaotic, like a cat chasing its own tail while simultaneously trying to sit on your keyboard."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Uses more emojis than a 12-year-old on their first social media account
    • 🔥Seems to have a PhD in overthinking every life event
    • 🔥Gives off strong 'chaos gremlin' vibes, yet manages to distract with charm.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅May want to consider a lighter emoji load—let's save some for the rest of us!
    • 😅Could chill on the chaotic revelations; not every day needs to be a plot twist!
    • 😅Might benefit from a 'life pause' button now and then!

    Main Character Moments

    • Floraled a vet visit with a heartfelt post and an emoji army, making spicy chaos feel relatable!
    • Sought validation from followers during a difficult vet moment—truly the main character we didn’t know we needed.
    • Revealed their inner monologue during mundane tasks that turned into comedic gold—#Relatable.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Could transform into a digital emotional support animal with a dash of humor—making the internet a more heartfelt place, one post at a time!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Comedic timing that could rival late-night talk show hosts
    • 💎A vulnerability that invites others to share their own stories, creating a sense of community.
    • 💎A knack for turning chaotic moments into content gold.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider organizing posts into themed days to channel the chaotic energy into something structured!
    • 🚀Utilize your storytelling skills to explore longer content, perhaps a blog!
    • 🚀Engage more with followers by creating interactive content—polls, Q&As, you name it!

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Expect a rise in post frequency paired with stronger emotional narratives—an engagement goldmine!

    Potential Superpower

    Turning chaotic life experiences into relatable content that leaves people feeling seen and understood—#EmpathyHero.

    Future Community Role

    Will likely evolve into a supportive figure within the Bluesky community, providing both laughs and emotional support whenever needed.

    Your Character Build🎮

    If life was an RPG...

    Class

    Chaotic Empath

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Simping for all
    • ⚔️Sarcasm mastery
    • ⚔️Emotional rollercoaster navigator

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overthinking everything
    • 💀Excessive emoji usage
    • 💀Inability to chill during family drama

    Quest Line

    Seeking peace amid chaos while building a community of fellow energy users.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The world is run by cats who secretly control our emotions.

    Evidence Board

    Frequent cat behaviors, sudden mood changes, inexplicable need to pet them.

    Secret Society

    Society of Simps for All Things Cute.

    Truth Seeking Level

    69.9%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/AnimeTherapy

    Twitter Main Character

    The person who accidentally drags arguments about anime into family gatherings.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Empathy and Chaos, Inc.

    Metaverse Final Form

    A virtual cat café where you can emotionally support other avatars.

    AnotherWrapper Logo

    Build Your Own AI App

    This roast generator is built with AnotherWrapper. Get access to 10+ AI templates and launch your startup quickly.

    • 🎯

      AI Demo Apps

      10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat

    • Modern Stack

      Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind

    • 🤖

      AI integrations

      OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more

    • 🛠️

      Full Infrastructure

      Auth, database & payments included

    • 💎

      Premium Design

      Beautiful UI components included

    • 🛡️

      Enterprise Ready

      Auth, API routes & database included

    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page filled with gifs of dancing cats and poorly designed anime fan pages.

    MySpace Era

    A profile with way too many glittery backgrounds featuring their anime crushes and a playlist of the top '00s emo bands.

    Web3 Destiny

    Creating an NFT series of their chaotic life moments, but only selling it to fellow anime enthusiasts.

    Future Post

    Just realized I've accidentally joined an anime cult and I need to make a thread about it.

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    The ability to pair humor with heartfelt moments, making their feed a safe haven for authenticity and chaos.

    Charming Quirk

    Their penchant for dramatic storytelling, often overlaid with hilarious twists that keep followers coming back for more.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep being the unpredictable jester in this wild court of social media—your posts are a breath of fresh air in a world of digital conformity!"

    What is Bluesky Roast?

    Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

    The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

    Creator

    I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping founders and developers build their own AI-powered products. If you'd like to know more about that, feel free to check out AnotherWrapper.com for more information!

    Previous Roasts

    Q

    Quintuplelift

    @quintuplelift22.bsky.social

    85%
    40%

    Quintuplelift: The Overwhelmingly Adorable Internet Baby

    R

    Robin Eyes 🏳️‍⚧️

    @pizzaeyes.bsky.social

    85%
    70%

    A Goth Girl’s Guide to Bluesky: Where Shadows Meet Sass

    N

    Nelson Tang

    @nelsontang.com

    85%
    78%

    Data Alchemist: Turning Numbers into Kids' Bedtime Stories

    T

    Toni Colella

    @tonic516.bsky.social

    95%
    90%

    Toni Colella: The Firebrand with a Heart (and Glass)

    X

    Xin Rui Ong

    @xinruiong.bsky.social

    85%
    88%

    The Dung Beetle Enthusiast Takes Bluesky by Storm!

    W

    Waldo Jaquith (of the Jaquith family)

    @waldo.net

    85%
    75%

    Waldo Jaquith: The Internet's Favorite Contrarian

    F

    FREDDKONG

    @freddkong.bsky.social

    85%
    60%

    FREDDKONG: The Unofficial King of Bluesky Cheerleading

    (

    (Not) Defoko: Len Edition

    @defokoout.bsky.social

    85%
    65%

    (Not) Defoko: The Len-tastic Journey of Wonderhoy-ing and Vocaloid-ing

    T

    Tracy 🇨🇦❄️⛰️🚵⛷️

    @ranch2709.bsky.social

    87%
    80%

    Tracy: The Canadian Skiing, Cycling, and Political Commentary Dynamo!

    L

    Lauts

    @lauts.bsky.social

    85%
    70%

    Lauts: The Garden Sage of Bluesky

    S

    Shady Cat Lady

    @shadycatlady.bsky.social

    85%
    76%

    The Purr-fect Blend of Baking and Social Commentary

    e

    erin, ruler of dumpster fires

    @owo.me

    85%
    70%

    Erin, the Supreme Overlord of Digital Dumpster Fires

    S

    Shabombay

    @shabombay.bsky.social

    75%
    50%

    Shabombay: The Social Media Enigma

    E

    Erin Westgate

    @erinwestgate.bsky.social

    88%
    92%

    Welcome to Erin's Academy of Boredom and Adventure!

    f

    fromachat - Dreamer Adept

    @fromachat.bsky.social

    85%
    60%

    Welcome to the Mind Playground of Fromachat!

    W

    Winter

    @gardenbehindthe.world

    87.5%
    65%

    Ghosts of the Internet: Meet Winter!

    M

    Megan/bookendpicks

    @megreadsbookss.bsky.social

    92%
    85%

    Megan: The Fantasy Wordsmith and Internet Arguer Extraordinaire

    P

    Pup Energy

    @pupenergy.bsky.social

    92%
    80%

    Tails, Ties, and Tantalizing Posts: Pup Energy Unleashed!

    n

    nicole sweeney

    @sweeneysays.bsky.social

    88%
    75%

    Sweeney Says: The Diary of a Crafty Banter Connoisseur

    j

    jagweed

    @havuqtefinished.bsky.social

    95%
    92%

    🦄 The Bluesky Renaissance Woman: Jagweed Unplugged!