Elise expertly navigates the world of fitness with the grace of a gazelle but the commitment of a couch potato, reminding us all that intervals are much easier with a beer in hand.

From expressing disdain for outdated tools to declaring that real programmers don’t think for themselves, Elise serves her tech opinions with a side of sass that could cut through any code base.

Her posts tackle heavier topics with wit and wisdom, proving that you can be both a passionate advocate and an observational comedian, like a unicorn that writes code.