Twitter refugee, formerly @gaycob__ 📍 Manchester don’t listen to anything I say, 27, 🏳️🌈, he/him, 🍉
The Unfiltered Chronicles of Jacob: A Bluesky Comedy Special
A delightful blend of chaos, artistic endeavors, and cheeky humor in Manchester's social scene.
Like a glitter bomb at a funeral—unexpected, unapologetic, and utterly fabulous.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Jacob captures the absurdity of modern life in Manchester with a flair that leaves you cringing and laughing simultaneously.
There’s a deep well of references to pop culture, especially Glee, which is like the sacred text for Jacob's followers—worship accordingly.
Whether it's eating three meals at once or finishing a carvery in 5 minutes, Jacob's food escapades are both relatable and outrageous.
Writing Style
Jacob’s posts are a rapid-fire combination of manic energy and introspective musing, like a squirrel on caffeine trying to solve existentialism.
Thought Leader Score
70%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Sassmaster Philosopher
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Quick-witted humor
- Obsessive fandoms (hello, Glee!)
- Flair for self-deprecation
Secret Powers
- ✨Master of sarcasm
- ✨Expert in unexpected metaphors
- ✨Food devouring champion
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
An eclectic mix of Glee fandom, British humor, and culinary mishaps.
Prompt Engineering
Generate a comedic exploration of everyday absurdities in Manchester.
Model Behavior
A delightful blend of humor and relatable experiences, akin to a GPT-3 with a penchant for British sarcasm.
Token Count
500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"27, Manchester-based sassmaster seeking someone to appreciate Glee references, three-meal tendencies, and witty banter. Let’s do brunch!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequently mentions irrational obsessions with Glee
- 🚩May purchase too much art
- 🚩Unfiltered sarcasm that could lead to existential crises
Green Flags
- ✅Loves to share food adventures
- ✅Quick with a quip or a meme
- ✅Is not afraid of a dramatic flair
Perfect Match
Someone who can handle my intense Glee lore and isn’t afraid of spontaneous karaoke.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Witty Oracle of Bluesky
Conversation Style
Engaging and cheeky, like a friend who’s always down for a meme exchange but also ready to school you on the latest political drama.
Impact Assessment
Jacob's irreverent humor and sharp observations make him a beloved fixture in the community, like that one friend who always brings the best snacks and the wildest stories.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Unfiltered Chronicles of Jacob: A Bluesky Comedy Special
A delightful blend of chaos, artistic endeavors, and cheeky humor in Manchester's social scene.
Vibe Check
"Like a glitter bomb at a funeral—unexpected, unapologetic, and utterly fabulous."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Jacob's messaging sometimes resembles a hyperactive toddler: full of energy and zero filters.
- 🔥The art buying addiction could rival a Kardashian's shopping spree—let’s hope for a bite-sized budget adjustment!
- 🔥Twitter refugee? More like Twitter diplomat navigating the land of Bluesky with flair and a questionable map.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅May want to consider moderating the three-meal situations—eating habits should probably be less Olympic and more brunch casual.
- 😅Lorde concert excitement should probably come with a warning: fangirling may lead to spontaneous group karaoke sessions.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Declared they were the luckiest man in the UK—let’s hope they also bought a lottery ticket with that confidence!
- ✨Completed Glee season 2: the real achievement of our time.
- ✨Taking a nap before facing the world is a bold mood—nap like you mean it!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Jacob's self-deprecating humor is a goldmine; leaning into that could elevate them from Bluesky comic to community legend.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong ties to pop culture
- 💎Biting wit that resonates with followers
- 💎A penchant for relatability that builds community
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Host a weekly Bluesky chat about pop culture—bring that Glee energy!
- 🚀Consider creating meme-based content that leverages their humor and sharp insights.
- 🚀Curate a food blog section—imagine the culinary adventures with humor!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
I foresee Jacob transitioning into an influencer of witticisms, perhaps even launching their own series of comedic vlogs.
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn mundane daily events into dramatic, engaging narratives that people can't resist sharing.
Future Community Role
They could easily become the unofficial voice of the LGBTQ+ community on Bluesky, weaving humor with activism in a way that's both entertaining and enlightening.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Sassmaster Philosopher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Biting Sarcasm
- ⚔️Culinary Conquests
- ⚔️Pop Culture Prophecies
Weaknesses
- 💀Unruly Fandoms
- 💀Overzealous Meal Purchases
- 💀Habitual Procrastination
Quest Line
Navigate the chaotic landscape of Bluesky while spreading laughter and questionable wisdom.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Jacob secretly runs a Glee fan club that attempts to infiltrate every corner of social media.
Evidence Board
Frequent references to Glee, suspicious tweets about Carolines and Robyns, and possibly coded messages in their food tweets.
Secret Society
The Society of The Dramatic Sassmasters (DTSS)
Truth Seeking Level
65%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r//r/OverlyDramaticDinners
Twitter Main Character
The one who tweets about every meal as if it were an Oscar-winning performance.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Sass Officer at Snark & Co.
Metaverse Final Form
The reigning monarch of the Bluesky Kingdom, where humor reigns and every mundane task is celebrated as an art form.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile decorated with MySpace top eight, heavy on Glee cast, and a music playlist featuring only show tunes.
Web3 Destiny
Launches a web3 project dedicated to Glee NFTs—each token representing a moment in Glee history.
Future Post
"Just finished Glee season 4, and honestly, who needs a therapist when you have Rachel Berry’s life decisions?"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Jacob's unfiltered humor and relatable content create an enchanting online presence that’s hard to resist.
Charming Quirk
Their dramatic flair for the mundane elevates even the most ordinary of life’s events to theatrical significance.
Final Encouragement
"Keep spicing up the Bluesky feed, Jacob! The world needs more of your sardonic brilliance and culinary carnage!"
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