Orfão do Twitter, mas não volto pro X. Um homossexual irritado e forçado a viver no capitalismo. 🚩
Meet the sassy guardian of Bluesky, wielding wit sharper than a wasabi-infused blade.
A delicious blend of sarcasm, cultural critique, and unapologetic humor that makes your timeline a spicy delight.
"Your content DNA, decoded
A masterclass in roasting political figures, likening Lula to a chill stoner and calling out clueless manifestations. It's like political satire with a side of sass!
From wasabi love to Christmas dinners, their food commentary serves up delightful anecdotes and relatable moments that leave the reader hungry for more.
References to 'South Park' and local music scenes show a culturally rich understanding that keeps their posts fresh, funny, and relevant.
Crisp and punchy, like a well-cut sashimi. Their tweets are a delightful mix of succinct observations and humorous provocations, always leaving you wanting more.
Your online personality exposed
The Sassy Truth-Teller
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Sarcasm, culinary enthusiasm, political commentary, pop culture references, and spicy takes.
Generate witty social media insights with a focus on food and politics.
Sassy commentator with a deep understanding of cultural absurdities.
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tokensYour profile in swipe-speak
"Sassy foodie and political commentator looking for someone who can handle spicy takes and is unafraid to engage in deep conversations (or debates). If you love wasabi and making fun of politicians, we might just be a match!"
Someone who can share a meal and a laugh, preferably over sushi.
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Your social vibe analysis
Bluesky's Sassy Commentator
Engages in conversations like a true diva—entertaining, sharp, and never afraid to drop a truth bomb.
With wit like a well-trained chef, their posts serve up both laughs and important critiques, making them a beloved figure who stirs the pot.
Your profile in a flash
Meet the sassy guardian of Bluesky, wielding wit sharper than a wasabi-infused blade.
"A delicious blend of sarcasm, cultural critique, and unapologetic humor that makes your timeline a spicy delight."
The saucy details
Your character progression
With their knack for humor and critique, they could easily branch into creating content like satirical videos or cooking shows.
Your future, decoded
Will likely become a staple in social media commentary—think late-night talk show host energy but on Bluesky!
The ability to turn any mundane situation into a laugh-out-loud moment—like magic!
Could evolve into the go-to voice for social justice issues wrapped in humor—think Jon Stewart meets Gordon Ramsay.
If life was an RPG...
Chaotic Sassy Comedian
To navigate the absurdity of capitalism while seasoning every conversation with a pinch of sass.
Your conspiracy detector
The 6x1 rating system is a government ploy to manipulate public opinion and distract from real issues.
Tweets about the ludicrousness of 6x1, random connections between grocery stores and social justice, and the rise of spicy food as a form of rebellion.
Society of Culinary Satire—where foodies and political critics gather to plot their next TikTok revolution.
Your variants across platforms
r/r/FoodiePolitics
Fighting 6x1 with witty memes and culinary masterpieces.
Culinary Consultant specializing in Social Satire—serving spicy takes on your next corporate retreat.
A flamboyant, over-the-top kitchen where they host cooking shows with drag performances.”},
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Your digital time warp
Custom profile with an eclectic background of pixelated animated food, angsty song lyrics, and a top 8 consisting of favorite politicians (to roast).
Creating a decentralized platform for culinary delights and political discussions—where every user can drop their hottest take!
'Just found out wasabi and politics have a lot in common. Both can leave you breathless and crying!' #JustSaying
Wrapping up your story
Their razor-sharp insights on politics and food make them a flavorful addition to any timeline, like a secret ingredient in a beloved recipe.
Sprinkling wasabi references throughout posts like confetti—always unexpected but undeniably effective.
"Keep serving those hot takes with a side of shade, and remember: the world is your stage, darling! Shine on!"
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.
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