𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘰 𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘴. Data analytics engineer by day, ageist queer by night. | 🌍: 🏳️🌈🇬🇧🇮🇪 | 🗣️: 🏴🇫🇷 | ✍️: @theipaper @unherd Long form posts on housing, urbanism and progress: www.himbonomics.com
Na₂Ca(CO₃)₂•5H₂O: The Queer Alchemist of Bluesky
Mixing data analytics with a dash of humor and a sprinkle of housing crisis critiques.
A heady blend of snark and social consciousness—like avocado toast with a side of existential dread.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Consistently critiques the housing market with the fervor of a late-night infomercial, effectively yelling 'Build, build, build!' at anyone who might listen!
Weaving Lord of the Rings into everyday observations—when Gandalf's wardrobe choices are the least of our worries, you know they’re at peak absurdity.
Culinary musings that make your mouth water and your heart yearn for home—if home was wherever they serve fruity and aromatic lamb tagine.
Writing Style
A delightful blend of sharp humor and insightful commentary that flows like a well-poured latte—with an occasional clump of froth for good measure.
Thought Leader Score
90%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Witty Urbanist
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Relentlessly analytical
- Master of witty repartee
- Culinary connoisseur of absurdity
Secret Powers
- ✨Linguistic gymnastics
- ✨Political commentary on par with The Economist
- ✨Latte art wizard
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A blend of urban studies, political critique, Queer theory, and an encyclopedic knowledge of pop culture.
Prompt Engineering
Generate meticulous yet humorous takes on social issues with a side of repartee.
Model Behavior
A spunky blend of GPT-3’s analytical prowess with a splash of TikTok’s comedic flair.
Token Count
700
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Data analyst seeking someone who can appreciate the fine art of housing critiques over a fruity tagine. If you know your way around the microwave and enjoy the occasional pop culture debate, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩More invested in housing policies than dating.
- 🚩Tendency to pop off about the latest Twitter drama during dinner.
Green Flags
- ✅Gourmet home chef vibes with a side of sass.
- ✅Can engage in meaningful discussions about urbanism while keeping it light.
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys deep conversations over coffee and isn’t afraid to discuss the intricacies of the housing market.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Bluesky’s Housing Oracle
Conversation Style
Charming yet cutting, like a Jenga tower that’s only held up by snarky commentary.
Impact Assessment
Sparks dialogue, inspires chuckles, and occasionally makes us question our life choices—a true maven of the digital agora.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Na₂Ca(CO₃)₂•5H₂O: The Queer Alchemist of Bluesky
Mixing data analytics with a dash of humor and a sprinkle of housing crisis critiques.
Vibe Check
"A heady blend of snark and social consciousness—like avocado toast with a side of existential dread."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥More passionate about housing than some people are about their romantic relationships.
- 🔥Uses more emojis than a text from your mom, and we love them for it.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Has a slight obsession with moths—time to retire the moth drawer, maybe?
- 😅Could likely start a podcast on ‘Nostalgic Pop Culture References and Their Emotional Impact.’
Main Character Moments
- ✨‘Oh, just some political scandal with a side of gossip’—hashtag humblebrag!
- ✨Every kitchen gadget review feels like an Olympic sport, but for wannabe chefs.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Could create a viral hit with their thoughtful critiques mixed with sass—it’s like if The Daily Show met a TED Talk.
Unique Advantages
- 💎In-depth knowledge of the housing market that’s practically a superpower.
- 💎Ability to turn complex data into relatable memes—no small feat!
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider building those culinary musings into a blog—‘Cooking with Na₂Ca(CO₃)₂•5H₂O’ has a nice ring to it!
- 🚀Lean into those political critiques—maybe a regular ‘Rant of the Week’ segment?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
A finely tuned blend of political commentary and cultural critique that captivates Bluesky on a weekly basis.
Potential Superpower
Turning everyday absurdities into viral content—basically, the digital Howard Zinn, but with better hair.
Future Community Role
The resident guru everyone turns to for the ‘hot takes’ on housing, urbanism and queer culture.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Witty Urbanist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Relentless Data Analysis
- ⚔️Absurd Culinary Commentary
- ⚔️Pop Culture Savant
Weaknesses
- 💀Occasional Moth Drawer Overload
- 💀Over-Emoticifying
Quest Line
Finding affordable housing while serving up the sharpest witticisms.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Spotify Wrapped is an elaborate government scheme to distract us from the housing crisis.
Evidence Board
Every year it comes out just when housing rent is due. Coincidence? I think not!
Secret Society
The Society of Whimsical Urban Planners
Truth Seeking Level
80%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/UrbanPlanningMemes
Twitter Main Character
The one who starts debates about the validity of different types of milk in coffee.
LinkedIn Title
CFO of ‘Housing Solutions and Meme Economics’
Metaverse Final Form
The one hosting an annual virtual housing summit where avatars dance on the rooftops of affordable apartments.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom layout with glitter, musings about how houses have 'soul,' and top friends including my favorite urban planners.
Web3 Destiny
Leading a DAO focused on progressive housing solutions—because why not?
Future Post
In 2025: 'Absolutely wild how I made a latte that didn’t taste like despair.'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Their sharp commentary, woven with emotional intelligence, is like a hug and a roast at the same time—truly a talent!
Charming Quirk
Their unique ability to casually reference socioeconomic data while serving up pop culture puns—chef's kiss.
Final Encouragement
"Keep stirring that pot of commentary, sprinkle in some humor, and remember: the world needs your dose of sass and sense!"
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