Lyrics by Guided By Voices, Robert Pollard, Circus Devils, Boston Spaceships, Ricked Wicky, Cash Rivers and the Sinners, The Takeovers, Teenage Guitar and other Robert Pollard bands. Fan account with no official connection to GBV. Long live Rockathon.
The Lyricist's Labyrinth: A Journey Through Guided By Voices Tweets
A whimsical tape loop of lyrical love—and some deep dives into absurdity.
Imagine if Shakespeare joined a garage band and live-tweeted every rehearsal in an alternate universe.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
An endless stream of lyrical gems that often feels like I'm scrolling through Pollard's scrapbook—and indeed, I would love to check out that scrapbook over a pint!
Offers interpretations and reflections that make you feel like you should be sitting on a porch, sipping whiskey, discussing the existential weight of a three-minute pop song.
Invites followers into discussions with the charm of a roadie trying to convince you to attend the next show. It's like being backstage at every concert, minus the sweat and beer stains.
Writing Style
Stream-of-consciousness meets indier-than-thou. Each tweet is a poetic homage that dances precariously between profound and utterly nonsensical—like a drunken poet at an open mic night.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
Lyrical Archivist
Keeping It Real Score
95%Main Character Energy
- Obsessively posts Guided By Voices lyrics
- Injects his personal musings into songs
- Passionate engagement with the GBV community
Secret Powers
- ✨Adept at meme creation from song lyrics
- ✨Analyzing lyrics like a detective on a whim
- ✨Hosting impromptu trivia based on GBV discography
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of indie rock lyricism, surrealist poetry, and a pinch of dad humor—all lovingly wrapped in an artisanal internet culture burrito.
Prompt Engineering
Generate an account that obsessively quotes band lyrics while engaging the followers in philosophical discussions about absurdity, community, and music.
Model Behavior
A hyperactive lyrics bot with a penchant for making obscure references that only die-hard GBV fans would understand.
Token Count
500
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Lover of absurd lyrics and existential musings, seeking someone to consult on the philosophical dilemmas of three-minute pop songs. If you can quote Pollard at me, we’re already on the right track. Let’s jam over a pint!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Possibly quote lyrics at awkward times
- 🚩Can be overly passionate about rock history
- 🚩Might insist on karaoke featuring only GBV songs
Green Flags
- ✅Deep understanding of music culture
- ✅A sense of humor that can handle absurdity
- ✅Willingness to explore obscure music trivia together
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates the chaotic beauty of indie rock and can hold their own in a spirited discussion about album art and lyrical meanings.
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AI Demo Apps
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Lyric Whisperer
Conversation Style
Engages like a friend handing off a mixtape—enthusiastically with a hint of nostalgia, often leaving followers feeling like they've been let in on a huge secret.
Impact Assessment
Brings a wild yet comforting energy, like that one friend who always shows up with a guitar and a questionable taste in snacks.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Lyricist's Labyrinth: A Journey Through Guided By Voices Tweets
A whimsical tape loop of lyrical love—and some deep dives into absurdity.
Vibe Check
"Imagine if Shakespeare joined a garage band and live-tweeted every rehearsal in an alternate universe."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Almost every post feels like an audition for a Whispering Poet competition.
- 🔥For someone posting on a social media platform, their engagement metrics are about as consistent as a GBV setlist—surprising and chaotic!
- 🔥Sometimes it seems like they post lyrics just to test how many times they can rap 'n' roll without a break!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Must learn the difference between a tweet and a lyrical footnote.
- 😅Perhaps consider posting the entire GBV discography as a thread? Just for fun!
- 😅Trying to find a connecting theme in their posts is like trying to find out why everyone loves Marmite—it’s a mystery!
Main Character Moments
- ✨Declaring Robert Pollard the best songwriter in the world while still hoping for more likes than their mother’s cat photos.
- ✨Recording a GBV cover and sharing it like it’s the next big thing—spoiler alert: it might just be!
- ✨Promising more lyrical nuggets than a fortune cookie factory and delivering them with aplomb.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With their passion for GBV, they could easily branch out into curated playlists or band events—basically, the best GBV ambassador you never knew you needed!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A deep understanding of Pollard's universe, making them the go-to source for trivia nights in indie circles.
- 💎Natural charisma in engaging with followers that could easily sell out a crowd for an intimate gig.
- 💎Expert at drawing connections between lyrics and real-life experiences that resonate with fellow fans.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Create themed hashtag days—like 'Throwback Thursday: Pollard's Best'—for community engagement.
- 🚀Consider initiating lyric quizzes; they could easily become the 'trivia king' of GBV fandom!
- 🚀A weekly poetry night inspired by GBV lyrics, because why not add a layer of artistry?
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
An eventual transformation into the ultimate Guided By Voices historian—think of them as the 'Ken Burns of Indie Rock.'
Potential Superpower
The ability to turn any mundane life scenario into a GBV lyric—it's basically their superpower now!
Future Community Role
Becoming the unofficial spokesperson for all things Guided By Voices and indie music, bringing fans together for lyric battles and fan meetups.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lyrical Archivist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Endless Quoting of GBV Lyrics
- ⚔️Lyrical Interpretation Master
- ⚔️Mixtape Creation Wizard
Weaknesses
- 💀Slightly Overzealous with Posting
- 💀Occasional 1-Like Wonder
- 💀The Need for More Eye-Catching Formats
Quest Line
Journeying through the annals of indie rock to uncover the hidden gems of Guided By Voices and unite fans under the banner of lyrical appreciation.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Guided By Voices lyrics are secretly coded messages from an alternative universe.
Evidence Board
Frequent references to absurdism and everyday nonsense points towards a greater truth that humans are missing. Plus, have you heard how fast Pollard writes? Something’s up!
Secret Society
The Society of Unwarranted Lyric Analysis—members must provide overly complex interpretations of simple song lyrics at least once a week.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/GBVObsessives
Twitter Main Character
The person who starts a Twitter feud over the best GBV album, only to backpedal and post a meme of Pollard being wholesome.
LinkedIn Title
A professional lyric analyst who offers ‘artistic development’ coaching based on obscure rock lyrics, charging $300 an hour.
Metaverse Final Form
As a holographic avatar of Robert Pollard, holding karaoke nights in the metaverse where users can live out their rockstar fantasies.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A MySpace profile complete with a custom playlist featuring every GBV song, and a top 8 exclusively made up of fellow indie rock lovers and their cats.
Web3 Destiny
A blockchain project designed to memorialize every lyric ever written by Guided By Voices, allowing fans to buy personalized NFT lyrics as collectibles.
Future Post
‘I just found out that Pollard wrote this song in a dream, and now I can’t sleep because I’m analyzing it again!’
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
An encyclopedic knowledge of Guided By Voices that rivals that of the most dedicated fan club leader.
Charming Quirk
They have a penchant for randomly inserting their own thoughts into song lyrics, like they're co-writing with Pollard.
Final Encouragement
"Keep soaring through the lyrical ether—your posts are like the soundtrack to a beautiful indie movie. Just remember, even the greatest bands started in garages!"
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