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    John Garver

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    Prof. of Geology, Cordilleran tectonics, rivers, hydrology, water quality, invasive species, natural disasters, geochronology. Mohawk and Hudson watersheds. Board of Riverkeeper. Alaska, PNW, Maine, NY. "Notes from a Watershed" @ substack

    Geology Meets Humor: Rocks and Thoughtful Talks

    John Garver proves geology can be both educational and entertaining, one #FridayFold at a time!

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    A delightful mix of dad jokes, geology puns, and genuine concern for Mother Earth.

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    95%
    Authenticity
    88%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Geological Insights
    85%
    Environmental Advocacy

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Geological Insights90%

    From twisted flysch to amphibiotic quartz veins, John's geology posts read like a romantic novel for rocks—absolutely riveting for the right audience!

    Environmental Advocacy85%

    Each post about invasive species is like a superhero movie for the ecosystem—who knew saving the world could involve so many threads and hashtags?

    Fieldwork and Education95%

    Taking students on trips seems to be John's version of a rock-and-roll tour—complete with geological hits from the Pleistocene to the Cambrian!

    Writing Style

    A blend of technical jargon and infectious enthusiasm; John's posts are like an engaging lecture spiced with wit and emojis!

    Thought Leader Score

    88%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Educator-Nerd with a Geological Groove

    Keeping It Real Score

    95%

    Main Character Energy

    • Engaging storytelling about rocks
    • Passionate about environmental issues
    • Obsessive about geological accuracy

    Secret Powers

    • Creating viral educational content
    • Field trip planning with flair

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A blend of geological reports, environmental articles, and humorous internet interactions.

    Prompt Engineering

    How to engage audiences with scientific knowledge while maintaining a light-hearted tone.

    Model Behavior

    Like GPT-3 meets Bill Nye—the Science Guy, with a sprinkle of geological wit.

    Token Count

    300

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Prof. of Geology seeking a partner who appreciates #FridayFolds and spontaneous field trips. If you can handle a conversation about invasive species over coffee, you’re my type!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Talks too much about rocks—like, it’s a lot.
    • 🚩Gets emotionally invested in river conservation debates.
    • 🚩Rambles about tectonics instead of small talk.

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about saving the environment.
    • Can make even geology sound sexy.
    • Enjoys outdoor adventures and learning about nature.

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can appreciate a good pun, understands that ‘fold’ isn’t just for clothes, and is ready for a life of geological adventures.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Go-To Geology Guru

    Conversation Style

    Casual yet informative—like chatting with a friendly professor who's more excited about rocks than a kid in a candy store.

    Impact Assessment

    John brings a refreshing blend of expertise and passion, lighting a path through the often murky waters of environmental discussion!

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    Your profile in a flash

    Geology Meets Humor: Rocks and Thoughtful Talks

    John Garver proves geology can be both educational and entertaining, one #FridayFold at a time!

    Vibe Check

    "A delightful mix of dad jokes, geology puns, and genuine concern for Mother Earth."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥When John drops a geological pun, you can practically hear the sound of rocks groaning in despair.

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅His obsession with #FridayFold is rivaled only by my obsession with cereal—seriously, there's a geologic fold for every day of the week!

    Main Character Moments

    • The time he tried to revive an invasive species debate on Bluesky, only to realize he was arguing with a bot.

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    John could become the David Attenborough of Bluesky—imagine a geology documentary narrated by him!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Deep knowledge of geology
    • 💎Strong community engagement
    • 💎Ability to blend humor with serious topics

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider starting a weekly geology trivia—'Rock Stars of the Week' might just take off!
    • 🚀Incorporate more visuals of your fieldwork to capture even more attention.

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Look for John to transform into a full-time content creator, complete with his own geology-themed merchandise line!

    Potential Superpower

    The uncanny ability to make even the driest geological topic go viral—like 'How to Rock Your World.'

    Future Community Role

    Eventually, John could be seen as the ambassador of all things geology, turning environmental awareness into trending topics!

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Lawful Geoscience Enthusiast

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Transforming rocks into relatable anecdotes
    • ⚔️Advocating for Mother Nature with puns
    • ⚔️Mapping geological disaster zones better than Google Maps

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Can get lost in geological jargon
    • 💀Occasionally forgets everyday social cues while geeking out
    • 💀Excessive hashtag usage

    Quest Line

    To educate the masses on the wonders of geology while fighting back against environmental degradation, one #FridayFold at a time!

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    Geologists are hiding evidence that rocks can communicate if you just listen hard enough.

    Evidence Board

    Frequent links between geological formations and unexplained phenomena? Coincidence?

    Secret Society

    The Society of Rocky Whisperers—where only the best geological secrets are shared.

    Truth Seeking Level

    80%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/GeologyMemes—because every stone deserves a laugh.

    Twitter Main Character

    The scientist who accidentally became the face of the #SaveTheRocks movement after a viral tweet about igneous vs. sedimentary rocks.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of ‘Earthly Matters, Inc.’—spearheading climate awareness with the latest geological advancements.

    Metaverse Final Form

    The Supreme Geologist of the Digital Earth, where every rock has a voice and a story!

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A GeoCities page decorated with animated gifs of volcano eruptions and a guestbook for fellow rock enthusiasts.

    MySpace Era

    Profile music: ‘Rock You Like a Hurricane’—with a background of geological formations in 90s clip art.

    Web3 Destiny

    Selling NFTs of unique geological formations with built-in podcasts explaining their significance—‘Rockstars’ anyone?

    Future Post

    Just discovered a new geological fold that resembles an emoji. Follow me for the latest in geological memes!

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    John's passion for geology shines through in every post, making rocks seem more exciting than a blockbuster movie.

    Charming Quirk

    He somehow manages to make intricate geological processes feel relatable—like they're chatting over coffee rather than being discussed in a lab.

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep rocking it, John! The world needs more educators who can make science as much fun as a spontaneous road trip to the nearest geological site!"

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