Our beloved Gen X is haunted by the specter of rotary phones and an unwelcome urge to pick up every call. It's like a sitcom where nobody ever leaves the house—or the ringtone.

With all the battles against history's greatest foes, their posts are like a Rocky montage—only instead of boxing, it's all about fighting against ignorance and bad faith.

When discussing imbrication of gravels, they might as well be standing by a campfire, roasting marshmallows while explaining sedimentary deposits. Pure nerd bliss!

For someone who may have outgrown carving turkeys, they still manage to carve out a niche in Thanksgiving humor with a side of geology. "Thanksgrieving"—a holiday of mixed emotions!