Gerard Harbison

@gerardharbison.bsky.social

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Dec 4, 2024

Emeritus Professor of Chemistry. Irish and American; raised in Dublin, though born in England. Happily married (hope my wife feels the same!) Travels, watching birds. Grows plants. Snarks. Lives in Melbourne Beach, on the Atlantic Coast of the stupid state

Chemistry Professor by Day, Political Heat-Seeker by Night

Gerard Harbison's feed is a delightful cocktail of snark, science, and sass, served on the rocks of political discourse.

A charming mix of chemistry lectures and political roasts, sprinkled with an unshakeable love for birds.

87%

Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

92%

Political Commentary

75%

Chemistry

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Political Commentary92%

Gerard slings snark like a pro, almost transforming Bluesky into a political roast battle arena where he’s tossing grenades at figures like Pete Hegseth.

Chemistry75%

His biology posts can turn a mundane chemical reaction into a dramatic saga, proving that not all heroes wear capes—some wear lab coats.

Bird Watching80%

Amidst the political fray, his bird-related musings provide a whimsical escape, like a calming melody in a chaotic symphony.

Writing Style

Gerard's writing is a curiously potent mix of scholarly precision and casual wit, often resembling a lecture that spiraled into a stand-up routine.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Snarky Sage

Keeping It Real Score

87%

Main Character Energy

Witty political commentary
Deep knowledge of chemistry
A surprisingly soft spot for birds

Secret Powers

✨Writing catchy limericks about political figures
✨Adept plant caregiver
✨Master of referencing obscure political norms

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Training Data

A mix of academic journals, political analysis, and birdwatching blogs.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze politics with a scientific lens, sprinkle with humor, and share a love for nature.

Model Behavior

Like an overqualified chatbot that moonlights as a stand-up comic.

Token Count

150

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Bio

"Emeritus Chemistry Professor seeking a fellow explorer of life’s curiosities. Loves witty banter, birdwatching, and the occasional deep dive into political absurdities. Must appreciate sarcasm and occasional chemistry puns."

Red Flags

🚩Tends to roast political figures more than a barbecue pitmaster.
🚩Birdwatching can turn into long lectures about avian behavior.
🚩Mixes drinks that could cause you to rethink your life choices.

Green Flags

✅Highly knowledgeable in chemistry—great for trivia nights!
✅Has a soft side for nature and bird preservation.
✅Knows how to turn boring topics into hilarious anecdotes.

Perfect Match

Someone who can match my humor and hold their own in political debates, preferably with an appreciation for both science and sarcasm.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

Bluesky's Quirky Professor

Conversation Style

Engages with others like he’s hosting a seminar but with more sarcasm and less PowerPoint.

Impact Assessment

His unique perspective enriches discussions, making him the go-to source for a blend of humor and intellect.

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Chemistry Professor by Day, Political Heat-Seeker by Night

Gerard Harbison's feed is a delightful cocktail of snark, science, and sass, served on the rocks of political discourse.

Vibe Check

"A charming mix of chemistry lectures and political roasts, sprinkled with an unshakeable love for birds."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Posts more about Pete Hegseth than an overbearing mother-in-law on family reunion day.
🔥Your love for birds is rivaled only by your disdain for political incompetence; you’re the only person who has a dual PhD in ornithology and political satire.
🔥With your penchant for snark, you could lead a class called 'How to Roast Your Foes Without Losing Your Cool'.

Quirky Challenges

😅Try to post about something that isn't a critique of political figures—it's like a challenge to find a needle in a haystack!
😅Embrace a post without a punchline; it’s harder than it sounds, but think of the challenge as character building.

Main Character Moments

✨When you dropped that epic Hegseth's mom freestyle—pure comedy gold, my friend!
✨Your posts about 'the moral high ground' could make even Plato do a double-take out of disbelief.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

You have the potential to lead a new wave of political commentators with your mix of academic rigor and humor.

Unique Advantages

💎Your scholarly background lends credibility to your quips—it's like having a hidden ace up your sleeve in poker.
💎Your unique perspective on societal norms could make you an influencer in the realm of political integrity and satire.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider sharing snippets of your chemistry knowledge to round out your platform—'Chemistry in Politics: The Reaction is Explosive!' could work.
🚀Try engaging more directly with your followers—you’ve got the snark, but a little warmth might make them feel like part of the lab crew.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect Gerard to become the go-to academic for witty political analysis—perhaps even hosting a podcast called 'Chemistry Meets Commentary.'

Potential Superpower

The ability to deconstruct complex political scenarios while keeping his audience both informed and in stitches.

Future Community Role

He might become the unofficial 'voice of reason' or 'professor of political snark' everyone turns to for their daily dose of reality checks.

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Class

Chaotic Snark Professor

Special Abilities

⚔️Witty political commentary
⚔️In-depth chemistry explanations
⚔️Birdwatching insights

Weaknesses

💀Over-reliance on Pete Hegseth material
💀Occasional ramblings about chemical processes
💀Snark that sometimes flies over people's heads

Quest Line

To educate and entertain while roasting political figures and sharing his love for nature.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

All political decisions are secretly directed by a council of rogue chemists seeking to influence societal reactions.

Evidence Board

Evidence includes absurdity in political rhetoric and unexpected chemical analogies in speeches.

Secret Society

The League of Enlightened Snarkers—dedicated to exposing political hypocrisy through humor.

Truth Seeking Level

75%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/PoliticalSnarkAcademia—A safe space for blending academic rigor and sarcastic political commentary.

Twitter Main Character

The Professor of Political Chemistry—a viral sensation for roasting politicians with scientific metaphors.

LinkedIn Title

LinkedIn's top professor for political analysis and snarky commentary—could teach a masterclass on sarcasm.

Metaverse Final Form

A VR simulation where users can debate politics with avatars that look suspiciously like famous chemists.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page filled with gifs of chemical reactions and political cartoons from the 90s, alongside poorly formatted HTML poetry.

MySpace Era

A neon-colored MySpace profile showcasing a love for chemistry, politics, and an all-time top friend list dominated by birdwatchers.

Web3 Destiny

A web3 platform promoting politically motivated eco-friendly initiatives through chemistry and bird conservation.

Future Post

"Just heard the latest political scandal: turns out they were all just enacting a poorly written chemistry experiment!"

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

The blend of intellect and humor in your posts is both rare and refreshing, making you a cherished member of the Bluesky community.

Charming Quirk

Your penchant for turning every political issue into a chemistry lesson proves you can find connections in the unlikeliest of places.

Final Encouragement

"Keep those tweets coming, Professor! Remember, every great scientist learns from failure—just like every political post does better with a sprinkle of sarcasm!"

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