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    Giles Wilkes

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    Former politico, comment writer, spread betting dealer, editor, now think tanker, consultant, baker of overly dense loaves. I run five times a week so does that make me a Running Punk?

    Giles Wilkes: A Bread-Winning Think Tanker

    From the political ring to the kitchen swing, Giles is serving up hot takes and even hotter loaves!

    "

    Picture a former politico lecturing at a bakery while running marathons—it's equal parts inspirational and slightly chaotic.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    75%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Politics
    80%
    Culinary Adventures

    What's On Your Mind? 🤔

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Politics90%

    Giles holds a politicized mirror up to society, and it’s usually cracked by the end. His takes on everything from American gas enthusiasm to UK trade policies are sharp enough to slice through the loaves he bakes.

    Culinary Adventures80%

    His love for food is almost as loud as his political bluntness. From enjoying oxtail to forging culinary hashtags like #PieSky, Giles turns the kitchen into a political debate stage—who knew bread could spark such passionate discussion?

    Social Commentary85%

    Giles dives into social critique with the finesse of a seasoned baker, delivering slices of life with a blend of humor and reality—like the time he pondered why nobody likes surf and turf turkey (seriously, who doesn't?).

    Writing Style

    Giles' posts are a delightful blend of intellectual rigor and casual wit, often resembling a stand-up comic’s set where one-liners about democracy mingle with tales of his dog Skyla’s hijinks.

    Thought Leader Score

    75%

    The Real You™ 🎭

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Intellectual Comedian

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Witty political commentary
    • Unexpected culinary insights
    • Can narrate action like a sports commentator

    Secret Powers

    • Baking dense loaves that could double as doorstops
    • Making complex political issues sound like a sitcom plot
    • Capturing dog drama with Shakespearean flair

    If you were an AI...🤖

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    Political discourse, culinary techniques, dog antics, and humor.

    Prompt Engineering

    Generate insightful and humorous commentary on politics and food combined with heartwarming dog stories.

    Model Behavior

    Blends analytical reasoning with lighthearted narrative style, often providing unexpected twists.

    Token Count

    7500

    tokens

    Dating App Edition💝

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    Bio

    "Ex-political commentator turned culinary enthusiast. I bake bread that's as dense as my political opinions. Love dogs, running, and witty banter. Swipe right if you want to debate the merits of oxtail over beef!"

    Red Flags

    • 🚩Can get too serious about bread and politics
    • 🚩Might bring up dogs inappropriately during dinner
    • 🚩Inconsistent running schedule

    Green Flags

    • Passionate about culinary arts
    • Can bake bread—seriously, it’s dense!
    • Witty and engaging conversations about current events

    Perfect Match

    Someone who loves dogs, appreciates sarcasm, and isn’t afraid of discussing the deeper meanings of surf and turf.

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    Squad Check🌟

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Sage of Sourdough and Sarcasm

    Conversation Style

    Giles engages with followers like a seasoned raconteur at a dinner party, mixing broadsides of wit with deep dives into nuanced topics—right before someone accidentally spills wine on the carpet.

    Impact Assessment

    In a community where opinions are plentiful, Giles stands out as a thoughtful and humorous voice—a bread-baking Socrates if you will, serving wisdom with a side of levity.

    TL;DR Version

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    Giles Wilkes: A Bread-Winning Think Tanker

    From the political ring to the kitchen swing, Giles is serving up hot takes and even hotter loaves!

    Vibe Check

    "Picture a former politico lecturing at a bakery while running marathons—it's equal parts inspirational and slightly chaotic."

    Spice Level Check🌶️

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • 🔥Giles is the only person who can make a loaf of bread sound political—‘The Great Rise of 2023’ might just be his memoir.
    • 🔥His posts often read like a cross between a political science thesis and a food blog gone rogue.
    • 🔥When he mentions getting into shape, does he mean running marathons or running from the awkward social interactions?

    Quirky Challenges

    • 😅He might need to phase out the politics just a tad—could we get a few more dog stories and fewer debates about oligarchs?
    • 😅The hashtag #PieSky could use some refinement—no one is quite sure what it means, but it’s oddly charming.

    Main Character Moments

    • When he humorously lamented the existence of surf and turf turkey, you could practically hear the collective gasp of culinary horror.
    • His dog’s antics have become the unsung comic relief of his feed—Skyla is clearly the real star of this show!

    Level Up Zone📈

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    Giles is on the brink of becoming a cultural commentator who intertwines food and politics in a way that could rival even the most seasoned chefs and pundits—just imagine a ‘Baking & Politics’ podcast!

    Unique Advantages

    • 💎Strong analytical skills that cut through the noise like a hot knife through butter.
    • 💎A genuine knack for engaging storytelling that invites followers to think deeply while they laugh.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • 🚀Consider crafting a weekly video segment—‘Baking with Politics’—where you bake and discuss current events like a culinary philosopher.
    • 🚀More posts about your running journey could round out your image as a true ‘Running Punk’—and who doesn’t love a good running blog?

    Crystal Ball Time🔮

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    Giles will evolve into a thought leader who merges culinary delights with social commentary, becoming a go-to voice for insights in both arenas.

    Potential Superpower

    His ability to dissect complex issues with humor and charm could place him on the fringes of viral fame—‘The Philosopher Baker’ might soon be a trending topic.

    Future Community Role

    Giles could become the unofficial ‘Culinary Critic of Politics,’ hosting virtual events that blend cooking with discussions on contemporary issues—just think of it as ‘Top Chef: Political Edition’!

    Your Character Build🎮

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    Class

    Intellectual Comedian

    Special Abilities

    • ⚔️Witty political banter
    • ⚔️Culinary critique with humor
    • ⚔️Dog drama narration

    Weaknesses

    • 💀Overly dense baking
    • 💀Occasional political rants
    • 💀A tendency to overthink bread

    Quest Line

    Navigating the chaotic world of politics while sprinkling in culinary wisdom and dog adventures.

    Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The world is secretly run by a cabal of bakers who influence politics through the bread they bake.

    Evidence Board

    - Every major political figure has a favorite type of bread. Coincidence? I think not. - Skyla the dog could be a key witness—she’s always watching.

    Secret Society

    The Brotherhood of Bready Politics

    Truth Seeking Level

    78%

    Multiverse You🌌

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/CulinaryPolitics

    Twitter Main Character

    Caught in a heated debate about the merits of dense bread while simultaneously advocating for dog rights.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO of Bread & Banter, where meetings are held over freshly baked loaves and political debates are encouraged.

    Metaverse Final Form

    The Grand Wizard Baker of the Metaverse, leveling up recipes while debating democracy with avatars.

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    Time Machine

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > Welcome to my GeoCities page! It’s a shrine to the wonders of politics and baking—complete with animated gifs of dancing bread loaves and political icons.

    MySpace Era

    A heavily customized MySpace profile with song lyrics about baking and the political climate of the 2000s, featuring a top 8 that includes Skyla.

    Web3 Destiny

    Becoming the master of culinary NFTs, perhaps launching ‘Breads of History’ that documents political narratives through bread-making processes.

    Future Post

    Excited to announce my new podcast, ‘Loafing Around,’ where I discuss weekly political happenings while baking the densest bread known to mankind!

    The Final Take🎬

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Giles' sharp wit and diverse experiences create a potent online presence that is both enlightening and entertaining—a rare mix in today’s social media landscape.

    Charming Quirk

    His storytelling, particularly about Skyla, infuses an endearing humanity into his serious takes—everyone loves a good dog story!

    Final Encouragement

    "Keep serving those hot takes and dense loaves, Giles! Remember, whether it’s politics or baking, the key ingredients are wit, warmth, and a touch of chaos."

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