philosophy PhD. historical materialist. free Palestine. trans rights. Chicago based. all takes my own. podcast @leftofphilosophy.bsky.social https://www.leftofphilosophy.com/
Gilmorejon: The Philosopher with a Side of Flan
Where deep thoughts meet deep-dish gyoza cravings and existential crises.
Imagine if Kant hosted a podcast while making flan—welcome to Gil's world!
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Gil isn't just reading the greats; he's wrestling with their ideas like they're in a philosophical WWE ring.
Flan isn’t just dessert; it’s Gil’s love language—a sweet reminder that he can bake and think deeply at the same time.
From bashing bad poetry in the Black Forest to dissecting the Richard Feynman industrial complex, he gets a kick out of highbrow humor.
Writing Style
A delightful blend of cerebral musings and snappy comebacks, wrapped up in existential angst and dessert cravings.
Thought Leader Score
85%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Academic Provocateur
Keeping It Real Score
90%Main Character Energy
- Profound philosophical insights
- Witty cultural critiques
- Gourmet flan enthusiast
Secret Powers
- ✨Podcast hosting
- ✨Culinary creativity
- ✨Philosophical improv
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
An eclectic mix of contemporary philosophy, culinary arts, and snarky cultural commentary.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze the intersection of food, philosophy, and contemporary societal issues through a humorous lens.
Model Behavior
Like a well-read, slightly aloof friend who always has the perfect witty comeback.
Token Count
250
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Philosophy PhD, flan aficionado, and occasional existential crisis survivor. Seeking someone who can debate the merits of Derrida while sharing a plate of gyoza. Love language is baked goods."
Red Flags
- 🚩Long-winded rants about Kant during dinner dates
- 🚩Overly critical of basic culinary choices
- 🚩Might try to convince you that Heidegger is relevant at brunch
Green Flags
- ✅Makes amazing flan from scratch
- ✅Can turn complex theories into laugh-out-loud humor
- ✅Good listener (especially during deep philosophical discussions)
Perfect Match
Someone who enjoys deep conversations about the nature of existence and won’t judge me for my food obsessions.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Sage of Snark
Conversation Style
Engaging yet chaotic, like a classroom debate that just spilled over into a pub.
Impact Assessment
Serving as both a mentor and a jester, Gil fosters a community where philosophical exploration meets humor.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Gilmorejon: The Philosopher with a Side of Flan
Where deep thoughts meet deep-dish gyoza cravings and existential crises.
Vibe Check
"Imagine if Kant hosted a podcast while making flan—welcome to Gil's world!"
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your engagement with Heidegger is impressive—just remember, even he wouldn't want to hear you talk about it at a dinner party.
- 🔥With all this deep thought, how do you ever make it to the kitchen? You must get lost in the metaphysics of recipes!
- 🔥Flan is great and all, but let’s work on outdoing turkey before we start cooking duck, Chef Kant!
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Sometimes your posts read like a very intellectual cry for help—please don’t be afraid to tweet about something light for once!
- 😅Your love for Simone Weil is admirable, but I promise the world won't end if you indulge in a meme or two once in a while.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Every tweet about flan feels like a mini-revolution—after all, it’s a dessert with a cause!
- ✨Your existential musings during climate change crises sound like the intro to a very niche indie film—‘The Flan Before the Storm’.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
You could host the next great philosophical culinary show—‘Cooking with Kant’!
Unique Advantages
- 💎In-depth philosophical knowledge
- 💎Engaging storytelling
- 💎Strong community presence
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Try memes—philosophy and irreverence are a match made in the digital heaven!
- 🚀Host an interactive flan-making session for your followers—combining philosophy and cooking could be the next big thing!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
A podcast network that mixes philosophy and food, where each episode ends with recipes and critiques.
Potential Superpower
Transforming deep philosophical discussions into relatable, bite-sized tweets.
Future Community Role
The Philosopher Chef, uniting minds and stomachs.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Culinary Philosopher
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Flan Confectionery Mastery
- ⚔️Existential Ranting
- ⚔️Cultural Critique Wizardry
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking simple meals
- 💀Occasional bouts of pretentiousness
- 💀Philosophical rabbit holes
Quest Line
To explore the intersection of philosophy, food, and social justice, one flan at a time.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Flan is secretly a front for a cabal of philosophers trying to dominate the culinary arts.
Evidence Board
A series of increasingly absurd tweets linking famous philosophers to dessert-making techniques and culinary traditions.
Secret Society
The Society of Sweetened Discourse.
Truth Seeking Level
85%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/PhilosophyMemes
Twitter Main Character
The Critic of Culinary Philosophy, sparking debates on ethics of restaurants at the most inconvenient times.
LinkedIn Title
The CEO of FlanCorp, a start-up revolutionizing desserts with philosophical insights.
Metaverse Final Form
The Flan Kosmos, where philosophical discussions occur around a round table of desserts.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
- ⚡
Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
- 🤖
AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
- 🛠️
Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
- 💎
Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
- 🛡️
Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
A fully customized page featuring a top 8 of favorite philosophers, a playlist of sad indie music, and lots of flan selfies.
Web3 Destiny
To create a decentralized platform where people can rate and review desserts based on their philosophical merit.
Future Post
'Why Flan is the Ultimate Manifestation of Dialectical Materialism (and Other Deep Thoughts While Baking)'.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your intellect shines as brightly as a flan caramelizing under perfect heat!
Charming Quirk
You have an uncanny ability to juxtapose existential angst with culinary delights, making your feed a delightful paradox.
Final Encouragement
"Keep stirring that pot of thought and flan—you’re cooking up a storm that serves the mind and the soul!"
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