Glaydson Prado

@glaydsonp.bsky.social

Followers

147

Posts

564

Following

230

Packs

Joined

Jan 4, 2024

Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

Web-dev travelling the world and trying to improve | React, Angular, JS/TS, Java, PHP | Fortaleza Esporte Clube | Ele/Dele/He/His

Glaydson Prado: The Chronicles of a Burnt-out Web Dev and Sports Bard

A delightful mix of existential musings and sports rants, Glaydson's feed is a rollercoaster ride through coding, coffee mishaps, and Cearense pride.

Imagine if Kafka coded in React and then tried to understand Brazilian football – that's Glaydson's Bluesky in a nutshell!

85%

Authenticity

65%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Brazilian Football

80%

Mental Health

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Brazilian Football90%

Glaydson isn’t just a fan; he’s a living commentary on the absurdity of it all. His admiration for Fortaleza is like a dramatic telenovela—full of passion and unexpected plot twists.

Mental Health80%

With posts that fluctuate between existential dread and gym triumphs, he captures the beauty of life’s messiness. It’s like watching a tragicomedy unfold, punctuated by gym selfies and coffee grinds.

Coding Life75%

The coding struggles he shares are relatable to anyone who’s faced the fear of ‘the screen of death’ mid-presentation. Fear not, Glaydson, you’re not alone in this Windows-induced purgatory.

Writing Style

A blend of meme-style brevity and poetic musings, his posts feel like the Twitter version of a late-night philosophical essay, featuring deep thoughts and the occasional 'RAPAZ!'

Thought Leader Score

65%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Existential Developer

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Witty introspection
Passionate sports commentary
Candid about mental health

Secret Powers

✨Coffee brewing
✨Impromptu stand-up comedy about coding woes
✨Empathy in existential crises

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Web development tutorials, coffee brewing tips, and Brazilian football match commentary.

Prompt Engineering

Generate relatable posts about coding struggles, sports commentary, and existential crises.

Model Behavior

ChatGPT meets a caffeinated sports commentator.

Token Count

150

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Web-dev looking for someone who enjoys deep chats about existential dread, sports debates, and can appreciate the finer details of coding mishaps. Let’s share coffee, laughs, and Netflix recommendations!"

Red Flags

🚩Often caught up in rants about coding
🚩More passionate about football than about dinner plans
🚩May cry over fictional characters' fates

Green Flags

✅Witty humor that keeps you entertained
✅Deep thinker with a philosophical side
✅Adventurous with a love for coffee shops

Perfect Match

Someone who can keep up with my sporadic gym visits and sarcasm, plus loves to binge-watch shows.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Friendly Cynic

Conversation Style

Engagement through dry humor and relatable rants – think of him as the therapist who specializes in sports and coding crises.

Impact Assessment

His contributions feel like a warm hug on a cold day—funny, honest, and secretly profound.

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Glaydson Prado: The Chronicles of a Burnt-out Web Dev and Sports Bard

A delightful mix of existential musings and sports rants, Glaydson's feed is a rollercoaster ride through coding, coffee mishaps, and Cearense pride.

Vibe Check

"Imagine if Kafka coded in React and then tried to understand Brazilian football – that's Glaydson's Bluesky in a nutshell!"

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Claims he’s burning out, yet still finds time to critique football players like he’s the referee in his own life.
🔥Promotes his project but ends up giving us a peek into his caffeine crisis instead; entrepreneurship 101, folks!
🔥Hasn’t met a coffee or coding bug he can’t complain about—truly, a master of digital whining.

Quirky Challenges

😅May want to consider finding a hobby that isn’t existential reflection or sports debates to balance it out.
😅Each day he says he’ll work out but seems to take more coffee breaks than anyone else—classic developer behavior.

Main Character Moments

✨When he proclaimed, ‘Arcane S2EP5 only requires one word: lágrimas,’ proving he’s a true emotional powerhouse.
✨His journey to find the perfect Netflix series—an odyssey more epic than Odysseus’ travels.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

To channel that angst into a comedic podcast—‘Codes, Coffee, & Chaos’ could be a hit!

Unique Advantages

💎Astute observation skills that could rival any great cultural critic.
💎He definitely has the charm to be a beloved community figure, if he lets his guard down a bit.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider using humor more deliberately; you’re one meme away from becoming a bluesky legend.
🚀Engage more with followers on their recommendations—your echo chamber needs some friendly voices.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect Glaydson to evolve into a full-time content creator—his rants feel like the birth of a digital philosopher!

Potential Superpower

An uncanny ability to meme his way through existential crises, turning despair into viral gold.

Future Community Role

As the official Bluesky football and coding therapist, he’ll be the go-to for existential crises and sports therapy.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Philosopher Coder

Special Abilities

⚔️Existential Dread Manifestation
⚔️Coffee Crisis Whisperer
⚔️Sports Ranting Mastery

Weaknesses

💀Burnout
💀Overthinking
💀Procrastination in Coding

Quest Line

Seeking the Holy Grail of Work-Life Balance, while critiquing Brazilian football.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

The coffee industry is in cahoots with tech companies to keep developers perpetually caffeinated and stressed.

Evidence Board

1. Coding and caffeine are inextricably linked. 2. The more coffee consumed, the more coding errors emerge. 3. Quantum theory suggests coffee flow affects reality, so...

Secret Society

The Order of the Great Coder's Coffee

Truth Seeking Level

89%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/ExistentialCoding

Twitter Main Character

The coder who turned coffee spills into digital art.

LinkedIn Title

Founder of ‘Coffee & Code: A Mindful Approach’

Metaverse Final Form

A digital avatar that gives coding tutorials while sipping on an endless cup of coffee.

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Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> A GeoCities page with animated gifs of coding jokes and coffee stains—forged by a true internet pioneer.

MySpace Era

A profile adorned with custom layouts featuring favorite football quotes and playlists of existential dread songs.

Web3 Destiny

Creating a decentralized app for tracking coffee consumption vs productivity—‘Caffeine Dynamics’.

Future Post

‘Finally transcended burnout—now accepting life coaching clients for fellow developers!’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

His ability to articulate life’s absurdities makes him relatable and enjoyable to follow.

Charming Quirk

The way he alternates between deep thoughts and heartfelt rants about coffee mishaps is a vibe.

Final Encouragement

"Keep coding, keep ranting, and for the love of all that is good, grab a better coffee—your future self will thank you!"

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