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    DeepStateGoat

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    Snagged floor seats for the fall of western civilization. Recovering Twitter trollโ€ฆ ongoing. On a mountainโ€ฆ โฌ…๏ธTrue Story ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ

    The DeepStateGoat: A Low-Key Chaos Muppet

    Navigating the apocalypse with sarcasm and a questionable amount of Canadian flair.

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    Picture a mix of a caffeine-fueled philosopher and a stand-up comedian at a dystopian comedy club.

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    85%
    Authenticity
    70%
    Thought Leader

    Key Topics

    90%
    Political Critique
    80%
    Societal Observation

    What's On Your Mind? ๐Ÿค”

    Your content DNA, decoded

    Your Top Topics

    Political Critique90%

    Their posts read like a dark comedy script where the punchline is always a little too real. They wield political commentary like a sword, slicing through delusion with a side of laughter.

    Societal Observation80%

    Observations on society come with an extra sprinkle of disbelief, as if every post is a wake-up call wrapped in a stand-up set. Who needs therapy when you can just scroll through their feed?

    Humor in Chaos95%

    Their ability to find humor in the bleakest scenarios is like finding a rainbow in a hurricane. Itโ€™s all laughs until you realize they might be onto something.

    Writing Style

    A rollercoaster of pithy one-liners and existential dread that somehow keeps you coming back for more. It's like reading a Twitter feed from a time-traveler stuck in a Black Mirror episode.

    Thought Leader Score

    70%

    The Real Youโ„ข ๐ŸŽญ

    Your online personality exposed

    Your Vibe

    The Witty Cassandra

    Keeping It Real Score

    85%

    Main Character Energy

    • Blunt honesty
    • Clever sarcasm
    • Political commentary with a twist

    Secret Powers

    • โœจMeme creation
    • โœจFictional political scandals
    • โœจSnarky historical analysis

    If you were an AI...๐Ÿค–

    Are you just a GPT wrapper?

    Training Data

    A mix of political satire, dark humor, and observations on societal chaos.

    Prompt Engineering

    Analyze and critique various aspects of modern political culture while maintaining a humorous tone.

    Model Behavior

    Similar to a blend of GPT-3.5 and a particularly witty stand-up comedian.

    Token Count

    512

    tokens

    Dating App Edition๐Ÿ’

    Your profile in swipe-speak

    Bio

    "Sarcastic truth-teller navigating the chaos of contemporary society. Love political banter, dark humor, and deep conversations about the absurdity of existence. Seeking someone who can handle my Canadian flair and existential musings."

    Red Flags

    • ๐ŸšฉFrequent doomsday predictions
    • ๐ŸšฉA penchant for dark humor that might make you question your life choices
    • ๐ŸšฉMight overanalyze simple situations

    Green Flags

    • โœ…Loves witty banter
    • โœ…Passionate about social justice
    • โœ…Appreciates sarcasm and irony

    Perfect Match

    Someone who can laugh at the apocalypse over a good glass of maple syrup.

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    Squad Check๐ŸŒŸ

    Your social vibe analysis

    Role in Community

    The Satirical Truth Teller

    Conversation Style

    Engagement feels like a chat at a bar where every comment is a shot and every reply is a whimsical toast to the absurdity of life.

    Impact Assessment

    Their presence is like a sarcastic lighthouse guiding lost ships of thought toward the rocky shores of reality.

    TL;DR Versionโšก

    Your profile in a flash

    The DeepStateGoat: A Low-Key Chaos Muppet

    Navigating the apocalypse with sarcasm and a questionable amount of Canadian flair.

    Vibe Check

    "Picture a mix of a caffeine-fueled philosopher and a stand-up comedian at a dystopian comedy club."

    Spice Level Check๐ŸŒถ๏ธ

    The saucy details

    Gentle Roasts

    • ๐Ÿ”ฅHas a PhD in overthinking the worst scenarios.
    • ๐Ÿ”ฅPossibly one uncooked spaghetti noodle away from being a conspiracy theorist.
    • ๐Ÿ”ฅUses sarcasm like a superhero uses their cape.

    Quirky Challenges

    • ๐Ÿ˜…Could tone down the apocalypse rhetoric by... 10%?
    • ๐Ÿ˜…Might want to consider writing a self-help book on pessimism.

    Main Character Moments

    • โœจWhen they dropped the 'Make America Stupid & Dead Again' line, even the Internet paused to applaud.
    • โœจEvery time they reference Canadian-ness, it's like theyโ€™re waving a maple leaf like a white flag of rationality.

    Level Up Zone๐Ÿ“ˆ

    Your character progression

    Hidden Potential

    If they can channel this energy into an influential podcast, theyโ€™ll be the next big thing in political satire.

    Unique Advantages

    • ๐Ÿ’ŽA distinctive voice that resonates with the disenfranchised.
    • ๐Ÿ’ŽThe ability to make the unbearable bearable with humor.

    Level Up Suggestions

    • ๐Ÿš€Maybe dive into video content? A sarcastic TikTok series could be a riot.
    • ๐Ÿš€Consider collaborating with other satirists for a comedic roundtable.

    Crystal Ball Time๐Ÿ”ฎ

    Your future, decoded

    Next Evolution

    They will become the venerated elder of internet comedy, revered for their ability to conjure laughter from despair.

    Potential Superpower

    Transforming complex political issues into digestible, meme-worthy content.

    Future Community Role

    They might become an unofficial spokesperson for the digitally disillusioned, rallying the masses one sarcastic post at a time.

    Your Character Build๐ŸŽฎ

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    Class

    Chaotic Truth-Slinger

    Special Abilities

    • โš”๏ธWitty Political Commentary
    • โš”๏ธSnappy One-Liners
    • โš”๏ธExistential Dread Analysis

    Weaknesses

    • ๐Ÿ’€Overthinking
    • ๐Ÿ’€Too Much Sarcasm
    • ๐Ÿ’€Dystopian Perspectives

    Quest Line

    To expose the absurdities of modern governance while making everyone laugh at the impending doom.

    Down the Rabbit Hole๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ

    Your conspiracy detector

    Main Theory

    The government is secretly run by a collective of sentient geese manipulating society for their own gain.

    Evidence Board

    Glaring connections between goose sightings and coinciding political events; countless memes depicting geese as overlords.

    Secret Society

    The Illuminati of Flightless Birds.

    Truth Seeking Level

    88.5%

    Multiverse You๐ŸŒŒ

    Your variants across platforms

    Reddit Moderator Of

    r/r/DoomscrollingHumor

    Twitter Main Character

    Debating the merits of dystopian literature against real-life happenings, while sipping overpriced coffee.

    LinkedIn Title

    CEO and Chief Sarcasm Officer of 'Snark & Reality Check Inc.'

    Metaverse Final Form

    In Zuck's metaverse, they will be a holographic stand-up comedian serving up irreverent political commentary as NFTs.

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    Time Machineโฐ

    Your digital time warp

    Web 1.0 Profile

    > A Geocities site with animated gifs of cats and political rants set against a psychedelic background.

    MySpace Era

    A top eight populated entirely with meme pages and a custom playlist featuring 'Weird Al' Yankovic and Rage Against the Machine.

    Web3 Destiny

    Launching a blockchain-based satire platform that rewards users with tokens for sharing critically absurd takes on current events.

    Future Post

    2025: "Turns out the aliens were just hiding in plain sight at the last Super Bowl. Why didnโ€™t we see it before?"

    The Final Take๐ŸŽฌ

    Wrapping up your story

    Key Strength

    Their razor-sharp wit shines like a beacon of logic in a fog of nonsense.

    Charming Quirk

    The way they can blend dark humor with relatable truths, inviting readers to laugh while nodding in despair.

    Final Encouragement

    "Remember, DeepStateGoat: keep slinging that hilarious truthโ€”you're the chaos we didn't know we needed!"

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