The Good Boy Glinda

@goodboyadvanced.bsky.social

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Aug 12, 2023

Roasted

Dec 2, 2024

I’m kinda really gay 18+ NSFW / they/them / 28 / gaymer / yogi / good boy~ CLT 🔜 CHI 🏠 https://linktr.ee/gooooodboy

Glinda the Gaymer: A Good Boy’s Journey Through the Bluesky Realm

Navigating life with the flair of a Broadway star and the charm of a friendly neighborhood cat.

Think of them as an adorable mix of chaos and kindness, with a side of spicy humor.

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Authenticity

70%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

75%

Tests and Learning

90%

Self-Expression

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What's On Your Mind? 🤔

Your content DNA, decoded

Your Top Topics

Tests and Learning75%

They treat tests like a horror movie: nervous screams followed by unexpected triumphs! Glinda’s testing journey could inspire a motivational poster—‘From Anxiety to A+!’

Self-Expression90%

From ‘look at my Converse’ to ‘does this pit make me look like a thembo,’ Glinda’s posts are like a masterclass in confidence. They know looking cute is half the battle—it's just a pit away!

NSFW Humor95%

With lines like ‘I need that inside me’ and ‘come lick them then,’ Glinda’s posts could turn a PTA meeting into a rave. They bring a level of cheekiness that deserves its own Netflix special!

Writing Style

Short, punchy, and always with a wink. Their posts are snapshots of life, each one a perfectly timed meme that hits just right, like your favorite pizza. They could teach a class on the art of comedic timing!

Thought Leader Score

70%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Mischievous Ally

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Whimsical humor
Unabashedly candid
Keen eye for aesthetics

Secret Powers

✨Making mundane subjects hilarious
✨Crafting heartfelt posts amid the chaos
✨Unraveling the deep meaning of memes

If you were an AI...🤖

Are you just a GPT wrapper?

Training Data

Posts about tests, humor, NSFW themes, the occasional existential crisis, and a sprinkle of animal cuteness.

Prompt Engineering

Generate witty, humorous takes on life as a queer gamer navigating adulting with a side of spice.

Model Behavior

Like a personality-driven chatbot with a knack for sass and supportive quips.

Token Count

1500

tokens

Dating App Edition💝

Your profile in swipe-speak

Bio

"Looking for someone to be the peanut butter to my jam. I pass tests occasionally and cuddle like a pro. Must love Converse and chaotic nights!"

Red Flags

🚩Is a sucker for derpy pets—prepare for endless threads!
🚩Profound obsession with 'How cute are you?'
🚩The energy fluctuates between sleepy sloth and cheeky imp.

Green Flags

✅Knows how to make the best of awkward situations, especially in the bedroom;
✅A great listener; can handle a conversation at 3 AM about Care Bears;
✅Strong comedic timing—laughter is guaranteed!

Perfect Match

Someone who brings cuddles, chaos, and a little bit of quirkiness to the table.

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Keep everyone in sync
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Stretch every grocery dollar
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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Sass Master and Cuddle Enthusiast

Conversation Style

Glinda’s replies range from a supportive cheerleader to a slight provocateur—just enough spice to keep the timeline interesting!

Impact Assessment

They bring warmth and laughter, turning the Bluesky feed into a cozy gathering spot where tears of joy are just as common as ‘derpy pet threads.’

TL;DR Version⚡

Your profile in a flash

Glinda the Gaymer: A Good Boy’s Journey Through the Bluesky Realm

Navigating life with the flair of a Broadway star and the charm of a friendly neighborhood cat.

Vibe Check

"Think of them as an adorable mix of chaos and kindness, with a side of spicy humor."

Spice Level Check🌶️

The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Your journey from ‘I’m nervous’ to ‘I passed!!!’ is inspiring—can’t wait for the Netflix documentary!
🔥If ‘cute’ was a currency, you’d be Bill Gates in a thrift store! How do you make ‘disheveled’ look so good?
🔥You’ve got the spice of Twitter but with the charm of an over-caffeinated puppy. It’s adorable and a little chaotic!

Quirky Challenges

😅You post like you’re in a secret competition for the most chaotic feed—I’m here for it but please, calm down just a smidge!
😅What’s with the oscillation between ‘I’m sleepy’ and ‘I just woke up to be cute’? Are you a butterfly or a sloth?
😅Reposting derpy pets is an Olympic sport, and you're going for gold! But do we really need 12 consecutive ‘derpy pet’ threads?

Main Character Moments

✨Waking up from a nap ready to bottom? That’s some ‘proactive living’ right there! What’s next, a seminar on ‘Optimizing Your Nap for Maximum Cuddles’?
✨‘Calling the great lakes big naturals’ is the funniest geological rebranding since ‘Mount Rushmore’—bring on the T-shirts!
✨Your way of casually dropping ‘I need that inside me’ feels like a scene straight out of a rom-com, and I’m here for it!

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a sprinkle of consistency in your posting, you could easily become the Karen of encouragement—everybody’s favorite pep squad!

Unique Advantages

💎Strong comedic timing
💎Candid self-expression
💎Ability to relate to a variety of audiences

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Try organizing your chaotic thoughts into threads—they may just become a treasure trove of wisdom!
🚀Add a weekly theme to your posts—like ‘Freaky Friday’ for wild thoughts or ‘Merch Monday’ for your top recommendations. The world needs more structure to your 'magic'!
🚀Consider sharing your journey through gaming or yoga in more depth—those could use a Glinda-style spin for sure!

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

Expect the next phase of your presence to be like a reality show: high drama, bigger laughs, and maybe a little more self-care.

Potential Superpower

Your ability to make any situation ten times funnier is going to become your signature superpower—you’re on the brink of becoming the ‘Bluesky Comedian’!

Future Community Role

In a year, you might just be the revered ‘community spirit guide,’ leading an army of hopefuls into the embrace of laughter and cuddles.

Your Character Build🎮

If life was an RPG...

Class

Chaotic Gaymer

Special Abilities

⚔️Whimsical Wit
⚔️Cuddle Diplomacy
⚔️Cheeky Commentary

Weaknesses

💀Nerfing during testing season
💀Overactivity in derpy pet threads
💀Chaotic energy fluctuations

Quest Line

Navigating the murky waters of adulthood while simultaneously leveling up in gaming and self-love.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Care Bears were actually secret agents trying to control our minds with cuteness.

Evidence Board

A string of connections linking every Care Bear episode to an enigma in the 2000s. Coincidence? I think not!

Secret Society

The Society of Spicy Sass, gathering to promote cozy cuddles and cheeky humor worldwide.

Truth Seeking Level

85%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/DerpyPetChronicles

Twitter Main Character

The one who accidentally sparks a Twitter war over the definition of ‘thembo’.

LinkedIn Title

Head of Cuddle Strategy at Snuggle Corp, inciting a revolution in workplace naps.

Metaverse Final Form

A holographic figure draped in neon, leading a crusade of avatars through a bright landscape of laughter.

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Know what to buy, what to skip, and how to use every ingredient—PantryAI gathers your recipes, builds the week, and keeps your kitchen organized so every grocery run pays off.

📥
Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
👨‍👩‍👧
Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
💸
Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.

Time Machine⏰

Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> An HTML masterpiece filled with glitter gifs, an overly enthusiastic ‘Welcome!’ page, and an entire section for their top 10 pets.

MySpace Era

Profile: ‘Waves of chaos and rainbow aesthetics. Hit me up for top 8 spots, but also, please respect my vibe!’, complete with a playlist of the hottest 2000s hits.

Web3 Destiny

Becoming a meme NFT creator and a digital cuddle ambassador, with the occasional virtual yoga session.

Future Post

‘Hey, everyone! Just woke up from my 5-year nap—what’s trending? Also, who remembers Care Bears?’

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Your true strength lies in your ability to blend humor and sincerity—like a cozy campfire surrounded by friends on a cold night.

Charming Quirk

That delightful inconsistency between ‘I’m eepy’ and ‘I need cuddles’ keeps your followers guessing and engaged!

Final Encouragement

"Keep shining, Glinda! The world needs your unique blend of humor, charm, and just a touch of chaos—don’t ever change! Or do, but in a fabulous way."

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✨ Maker

@fekri.io

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Fekri: The Coding Cowboy of Bluesky

What is Bluesky Roast?

Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.

The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.

I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.