Investigative Journalist, Writer Ex-X: @tgoorden
The Bluesky Chronicles of Thomas "miauwkes" Goorden
A hybrid of climate activism, literary critique, and a sprinkle of Belgian humor—hold onto your berets!
A science-loving poet navigating the tempestuous seas of social media.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
We get it, the planet is on fire, and you’ve brought the marshmallows. From atmospheric CO₂ to PFAS scandals, there's no environmental rock left unturned.
You’ve practically turned Richard Powers into your personal cheerleader—who needs a Pulitzer when you have Bluesky?
You serve truth in a snarky sauce that would make even the most seasoned journalists raise an eyebrow. Is it an article or a roast? You decide.
Writing Style
Like a fine Belgian chocolate: rich, layered, and occasionally dark. You have a knack for mixing seriousness with wit—sighs and laughter all in one tweet!
Thought Leader Score
78%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Thoughtful Provocateur
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Climate crusader
- Literary aficionado
- Meme connoisseur
Secret Powers
- ✨Interviewing renowned authors
- ✨Dissecting political absurdities
- ✨Spinning internet culture into critique
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
A mix of climate science articles, literary critiques, and Belgian humor-infused social commentary.
Prompt Engineering
Analyze the complexities of climate change through engaging narratives that resonate with both scientists and artists.
Model Behavior
Like a thoughtful assistant with a penchant for sarcasm and a heavy layer of Belgian wit.
Token Count
420
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Passionate climate activist and literary nerd looking for someone to share deep talks on environmental science over coffee. Bonus points if you enjoy snarky critiques of the media!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Frequent rants about climate and politics may scare off casual chatters.
- 🚩I overanalyze everything, including small talk.
Green Flags
- ✅I can introduce you to amazing authors and documentaries.
- ✅I love a good meme that sparks conversation.
Perfect Match
Someone who can appreciate the planet and the English language, with a side of humor!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Voice of Consciousness
Conversation Style
Engaging like a professor, but with the wit of a Belgium stand-up—don’t be surprised if you learn something while you laugh.
Impact Assessment
Your posts are like a guiding lighthouse for lost ships in a foggy social media sea—except the ships are people and the fog is misinformation.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
The Bluesky Chronicles of Thomas "miauwkes" Goorden
A hybrid of climate activism, literary critique, and a sprinkle of Belgian humor—hold onto your berets!
Vibe Check
"A science-loving poet navigating the tempestuous seas of social media."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your passion for climate activism could fuel a small city, yet your soft spot for cheesy political memes is your kryptonite.
- 🔥If your posts were a movie, they’d be an indie documentary with a cult following—thought-provoking but likely to confuse the average viewer.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Let’s work on dropping the professor tone occasionally; your humor can shine brighter than your academic seriousness!
- 😅We love your love for structure—how about a spontaneous tweet just for kicks?
Main Character Moments
- ✨Interviewing Richard Powers and casually dropping it like most would mention lunch plans—epic level of chill!
- ✨Crafting a thread about blocklists while simultaneously being a self-proclaimed ‘block all fascists’ warrior—talk about multifaceted!
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
You could be the bridge between climate science and casual Bluesky banter—start a climate Q&A, it might go viral!
Unique Advantages
- 💎Ability to engage serious issues with humor
- 💎A diverse knowledge base that spans genres and topics
- 💎A knack for creating community through shared concerns
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider creating an ongoing series about climate disasters in pop culture—there’s gold in that satire!
- 🚀Host a virtual book club to discuss environmental literature; it could become an online phenomenon!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Expect you to morph into the go-to source for climate and literature memes that actually educate!
Potential Superpower
Transforming dry academic content into relatable, meme-worthy discussions; your followers will marvel!
Future Community Role
A revered commentator on all things green and gritty, and probably the unofficial historian of Bluesky’s literary vibe.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Lawful Activist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Climate Analysis
- ⚔️Literary Discourse
- ⚔️Meme Generation
Weaknesses
- 💀Overthinking
- 💀Academic Tone
- 💀Too Much Seriousness
Quest Line
To expose the truth about climate change and its literary reflection while navigating the treacherous waters of social media.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
Climate change is a psyop to distract from the real agenda of turning us all into AI-generated beings.
Evidence Board
Trending hashtags, suspicious political funding, and a secret society of climate scientists.
Secret Society
The Society of Concerned Climbers—fighting global warming one meme at a time.
Truth Seeking Level
76.3%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/CritiqueOfLiterature
Twitter Main Character
That person who tweets climate science facts at celebrities until they block them.
LinkedIn Title
CEO of ClimateChangeLiterature LLC, disrupting the industry with green narratives.
Metaverse Final Form
The ultimate environmentalist avatar, wearing a digital eco-friendly cape.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile songs include passionate climate protest songs, with glittery layouts showcasing favorite authors.
Web3 Destiny
To create a NFT collection that educates about climate change through animated literature.
Future Post
'Reflecting on 10 years of climate activism; still going strong, still blocked by half of Twitter.'
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your ability to weave poignant societal issues into your posts is unmatched; you’re shaping the dialogue!
Charming Quirk
You possess a delightful habit of sharing your internal musings with a side of humor, making even the heaviest subjects digestible.
Final Encouragement
"Keep mixing your climate rage with that sharp wit—after all, who else can make discussing PFAS feel like a cozy chat over coffee?"
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