Software engineer. CTO @ Swypex Previously @Twitter, @mopub, @vungle, @EA
Sasan: The Bluesky Brainiac with a Side of Sass
When data meets sarcasm, you get Sasan: a CTO who doesn't just code but critiques the cosmos of social media.
It's like watching a nerd navigate a social minefield, armed with phrases like 'Terrible fucking people' and a plethora of data.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Sasan’s not just spitting facts—he’s wielding them like a knight with a sword, declaring that misinformation truly ignites outrage more than a cat meme in a room full of dog lovers.
He’s a crusader for better app features, lamenting the extra clicks like a philosopher pondering the futility of existence; every click a Shakespearean tragedy.
Sasan treats data like an artist treats canvas; with imagination and a sprinkle of nerdy flair, making migrations of birds feel more important than your morning coffee.
Writing Style
Concise yet impactful—think of him as the Hemingway of tech talk, but with the occasional passionate expletive that would make even a sailor blush.
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Analytical Wizard
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Data-driven insights
- Witty sarcasm
- Tech-savvy commentary
Secret Powers
- ✨Data visualization artistry
- ✨Sarcastic tweet composition
- ✨Insightful dissection of social dynamics
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Social media trends, user behavior analytics, sarcasm detection
Prompt Engineering
Generate witty, insightful commentary on technology and social behavior
Model Behavior
Like a cheeky blend of GPT-4 and a snarky Twitter user
Token Count
512
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Data geek & CTO seeking witty banter and deep conversations. If you love sarcasm, bird migration data, and criticizing app features, swipe right!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Excessive sarcasm
- 🚩Might nerd out over data too much
- 🚩Don't ask about app design unless you want a thesis
Green Flags
- ✅Great with data
- ✅Can make even terrible topics interesting
- ✅Loves thoughtful discussions
Perfect Match
Someone who appreciates tech humor and can challenge my data-driven views!
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
Data Evangelist
Conversation Style
Engagement levels somewhere between a TED Talk and an over-caffeinated Slack channel; he’s got knowledge, but also the quirks of the relatable techie.
Impact Assessment
Sasan’s contributions to the community are akin to a sturdy Wi-Fi signal in a crowded coffee shop—important, reliable, and occasionally interrupted by unexpected outages of rage against the system.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Sasan: The Bluesky Brainiac with a Side of Sass
When data meets sarcasm, you get Sasan: a CTO who doesn't just code but critiques the cosmos of social media.
Vibe Check
"It's like watching a nerd navigate a social minefield, armed with phrases like 'Terrible fucking people' and a plethora of data."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥When Sasan says 'Terrible fucking people,' you can practically hear the mic drop—even if he’s typing it.
- 🔥For a CTO, you'd think he'd know that sometimes less is more, especially with those one-word replies.
- 🔥It's adorable how often he thinks one click is enough for a delete function—blame the developer in him.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅His tendency to reply 'Agreed' like a courtroom clerk; sometimes it feels like he’s just warming up for a real argument.
- 😅The existential dread he shows while discussing app design clunky enough to be mistaken for a medieval castle’s layout.
- 😅Sasan's obsession with moderation choices suggests he might just have a secret career as a digital therapist.
Main Character Moments
- ✨Any time he drops data insights that make Twitter feel like a kindergarten class, you know he’s just flexing his intellectual muscles.
- ✨When he laments the state of app features, you can almost see him shaking his fist at the sky—ah, a true tech noir hero.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
Sasan could easily become the go-to guru for tech enthusiasts, if he dials back the sarcasm just a notch—like a seasoned magician who reveals a trick or two.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Vast experience in big tech companies
- 💎A natural knack for insightful commentary
- 💎Ability to engage both nerds and normal folk alike
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider expanding your topics beyond tech; perhaps an occasional heartfelt tweet about avocado toast?
- 🚀Use more humor consistently—while the sarcasm is golden, some light-hearted memes could really round out your feed.
- 🚀Engage more with your followers; they’re waiting for you to whip up a delightful thread on why app design feels like a bad Tinder date.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
He could become the 'Malcolm Gladwell of Tech Tweets,' effortlessly melding storytelling with insightful analysis.
Potential Superpower
Turning angry tweets into constructive conversations; imagine Sasan as a digital mediator—diplomat by day, data guru by night.
Future Community Role
As the unofficial voice of data-driven reason on Bluesky, he might just end up moderating Twitter-like debates on the platform over a cup of coffee and a side of sarcasm.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Data-Driven Satirist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Misinformation Analysis
- ⚔️Sardonic Commentary
- ⚔️Data Visualization Wizardry
Weaknesses
- 💀One-Word Replies
- 💀Over-Analytical Tendencies
- 💀Excessive Sarcasm
Quest Line
To unravel the mysteries of social media while roasting the absurdity of the digital age.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The government's been using social media to monitor our coffee preferences.
Evidence Board
Tweets about coffee trends and government surveillance, an overabundance of coffee memes, dark roast vs. light roast wars.
Secret Society
The Order of the Data-Driven Baristas
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/DigitalSarcasssism
Twitter Main Character
The guy arguing about the accuracy of memes in a serious debate on misinformation.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Innovation Officer at DataDunking Corporation, where sarcasm meets analytics.
Metaverse Final Form
The Supreme Leader of the Data Dungeon, where every byte has a punchline.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Custom background featuring a data visualization of my favorite songs, with an 'About Me' section too long to read.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized platform where I can finally publish my academic essays as NFTs.
Future Post
Just published a paper on how Bluesky will be the next battleground for social media supremacy! #watchouttwitter
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Sasan is a rare blend of intellect and humor, keenly observing the digital world like a hawk ready to pounce on misinformation.
Charming Quirk
His knack for one-liners rivals the best comedians—except instead of jokes about life, he’s serving us tech existentialism hot and fresh.
Final Encouragement
"Keep up the digital daring, Sasan! Remember, every click is a new opportunity—just try to keep the frustrations on the app inside the box! 😉"
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