Pirate, poet, hockey fan, dad
Sailing the Bluesky with Black Makeup and a Child in Tow
A delightful blend of poetry and parenting, with a splash of hockey and a dash of pirates!
Like a goth pirate dad at a roller derby, navigating the posts with charm and randomness.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Their love for family shines through like a lighthouse on a stormy night, especially when it comes to roller derby—because nothing says parenting like watching your child navigate chaos on wheels.
Sharing a tree is like an invitation to their whimsical world—imagine a goth Christmas tree adorned with black ornaments and a touch of spooky flair.
Commenting on the 'less crazy' feels like a sweet reprieve from the chaos, like finding a rare black rose in a field of daisies.
Writing Style
Short, sweet, and slightly mysterious, like a dark haiku with a side of dad jokes. Each post hints at deeper stories—perhaps like a treasure map leading to a hidden trove of wisdom.
Thought Leader Score
60%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Nautical Nurturer
Keeping It Real Score
85%Main Character Energy
- Goth aesthetics with a family twist
- Love for unconventional sports
- Pirate spirit in a suburban life
Secret Powers
- ✨Poetic musings under the moonlight
- ✨Expert pumpkin carver
- ✨Roller derby referee (in dreams)
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Goth subculture, parenting tips, hockey fandom, poetry, and roller derby culture.
Prompt Engineering
Write like a goth pirate dad sharing poetic insights about parenting and unconventional interests.
Model Behavior
Creative and whimsical, grounding profound thoughts in everyday absurdities.
Token Count
200
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Loves poetry, hockey, and chaotic family outings. Seeking someone to share dark humor and dad jokes while we navigate the seas of parenthood together."
Red Flags
- 🚩May confuse poetry with dad humor.
- 🚩Occasionally goes off on pirate-themed tangents.
Green Flags
- ✅Genuinely enjoys family time.
- ✅Has a knack for finding the beauty in chaos.
Perfect Match
A fellow lover of the unconventional—pirates, poetry, and parenting.
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Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
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Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Quirky Observer
Conversation Style
Like a pirate in a poetry slam, their comments feel like unexpected surprises, combining rhythm and randomness.
Impact Assessment
Though still a wee pirate in the vast sea of Bluesky, their unique take adds a splash of originality that stands out amidst the mundane.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Sailing the Bluesky with Black Makeup and a Child in Tow
A delightful blend of poetry and parenting, with a splash of hockey and a dash of pirates!
Vibe Check
"Like a goth pirate dad at a roller derby, navigating the posts with charm and randomness."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥Your tree posts might just be the new minimalist trend, and the world isn’t ready for it!
- 🔥Every post is like a rare sighting of a unicorn—no one is quite sure what to do with it!
- 🔥Your hockey fan status is like a well-kept secret—do they even allow dads in the stands?
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Let’s see if you can nail a post that tops the excitement of a roller derby bout—good luck!
- 😅Missing a chance to write a poetic ode to your hockey team could be a future regret.
- 😅Try to keep a running tally of how many times your kiddo asks, 'What's a pirate?'
Main Character Moments
- ✨Taking your kid to roller derby is peak dad energy—like a superpower on wheels!
- ✨The decision to join Bluesky is like saying yes to a treasure hunt with a map written in riddles.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
With just a few more posts, you might just become the unofficial Bluesky mascot for goth pirate dads!
Unique Advantages
- 💎A unique blend of interests that could create a niche following—think goth parenting tips!
- 💎Your poetic flair could turn into a series of haikus about everyday family life.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Regularly incorporate those hidden poetic talents into your posts; it's basically your superpower!
- 🚀Consider sharing stories from your hockey adventures—everyone loves a good sports saga!
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
The goth driver transforms into a Bluesky legend, dropping poetic gems and dad advice in equal measure.
Potential Superpower
Crafting compelling narratives about everyday life with a twist of darkness and humor.
Future Community Role
Could become the unofficial ambassador for quirky, goth-themed family adventures.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Pirate Poet
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Goth Aesthetics
- ⚔️Parental Guidance
- ⚔️Unexpected Humor
Weaknesses
- 💀Short Posting Length
- 💀Understated Engagement
Quest Line
To navigate the treacherous waters of Bluesky while raising a tiny roller derby enthusiast.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The world is secretly run by a council of goth pirate dads who influence trends through poetry.
Evidence Board
1. Notable increase of black decor in family homes. 2. Roller derby events skyrocketing in popularity. 3. Mysterious rise in interest in haikus about parenting.
Secret Society
Society of the Black Pirate Dads—promoting goth aesthetics among family values.
Truth Seeking Level
75%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/GothPirateParenting
Twitter Main Character
Trends toward getting into a humorous feud with a rival dad about the correct way to decorate a goth Christmas tree.
LinkedIn Title
Chief Executive of Creative Parenting Solutions—specializing in making dad jokes cool.
Metaverse Final Form
Goth god in the metaverse, hosting virtual roller derby events for magical beings.
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Save recipes from anywhere
One tap pulls in TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, or blog recipes so nothing gets lost.
- 🗓️
Dinner plans in minutes
Drag in your saved recipes or use templates and the week is planned before the oven preheats.
- 🛒
Shop without overspending
Lists automatically skip what’s already in your pantry so you only buy what you truly need.
- 📸
See your pantry clearly
Snap a photo of your fridge or receipt and PantryAI tracks what’s in, what’s low, and what’s expiring.
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Keep everyone in sync
Share plans and lists with family or roommates so nobody double-buys or forgets staples.
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Stretch every grocery dollar
Expiration alerts and use-it-now recipes make sure the food you buy actually becomes dinner.
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile song: 'Pirate's Life for Me'—with black and purple glitter backgrounds and a collection of poetic playlists.
Web3 Destiny
Launching an NFT collection of gothic poetry and roller derby highlights, because why not mix the absurd with the avant-garde?
Future Post
'Just took kiddo to a haunted roller derby—would recommend! #GothDadAdventures'.
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your originality shines brighter than a blacklight at an all-goth party!
Charming Quirk
The unexpected blend of dark humor and dad life makes your posts like rare collector's items.
Final Encouragement
"Keep steering your ship through the Bluesky; your unique perspective is a breath of fresh, albeit slightly moody, air!"
What is Bluesky Roast?
Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
The AI combines advanced language models with comedy writing techniques to create personalized, witty observations about your posting habits, interactions, and overall Bluesky personality.
I'm Fekri, and I built Bluesky Roast to make social media analysis more entertaining. When I'm not building fun AI apps, I'm helping families and food lovers plan smarter meals with PantryAI. It pulls recipes from anywhere, builds weekly plans in minutes, and even checks what’s already in your fridge so you only buy what you need.
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