Senior newsroom meteorologist with San Francisco Chronicle. Lover of snowstorms and hurricanes. And kitties 🐈⬛
Ready, Set, Storm!
Greg Porter takes meteorology to 11 on Bluesky, transforming weather updates into artful meteorological poetry.
A blend of data-driven enthusiasm with a touch of whimsical weather wonder.
"Key Topics
What's On Your Mind? 🤔
Your content DNA, decoded
Your Top Topics
Greg’s penchant for cold, hard numbers is impressive—a human barometer that can’t stop reeling off stats like a weather machine gone rogue.
His excitement for impending storms rivals that of a kid on a snow day—complete with giddy anticipation and meteorological countdowns.
Greg shares correlations like a mathematician at a weather-themed cocktail party, diving deep into the elusive dance of atmospheric dynamics.
Writing Style
A mix of precise technicality and lighthearted commentary—he weaves a tapestry of meteorology that’s as entertaining as it is informative. Remember, folks, it’s not just rain; it’s ‘wet’ rain!
Thought Leader Score
75%The Real You™ 🎭
Your online personality exposed
Your Vibe
The Weather Wizard
Keeping It Real Score
88%Main Character Energy
- Passionate about meteorology
- Keen observer of weather phenomena
- Whimsical humor about storms
Secret Powers
- ✨Creative writing
- ✨Data analysis
- ✨Making rain puns
If you were an AI...🤖
Are you just a GPT wrapper?
Training Data
Weather patterns, atmospheric dynamics, and a sprinkle of cat videos.
Prompt Engineering
Generate weather forecasts with a side dish of Dad jokes and sprinkled with insightful data analysis.
Model Behavior
A blend of Neural Network and Weather API functionalities with comedic flair.
Token Count
250
tokensDating App Edition💝
Your profile in swipe-speak
Bio
"Meteorologist seeking someone to weather the storms of life with. Must love snowflakes, sunshine, and the occasional cat meme. Swipe right if you can handle high-pressure situations!"
Red Flags
- 🚩Too passionate about rain data—may confuse you with statistics on a date.
- 🚩Potentially plans 'spontaneous' storm-chasing trips on weekends.
Green Flags
- ✅You’ll never have to ask about the weather again—I'm all ears!
- ✅Love for kitties and snowstorms is an instant match!
Perfect Match
A fellow weather geek who won’t mind my rigorous storm updates and can appreciate a good pun.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Squad Check🌟
Your social vibe analysis
Role in Community
The Neighborhood Meteorology Guru
Conversation Style
Delightfully informative, sprinkled with dad jokes that keep everyone entertained while they wait for the rain.
Impact Assessment
Greg's handle on atmospheric phenomena is like a cozy blanket on a cold day—warm, comforting, and rarely without a drizzle of humor.
TL;DR Version⚡
Your profile in a flash
Ready, Set, Storm!
Greg Porter takes meteorology to 11 on Bluesky, transforming weather updates into artful meteorological poetry.
Vibe Check
"A blend of data-driven enthusiasm with a touch of whimsical weather wonder."
Spice Level Check🌶️
The saucy details
Gentle Roasts
- 🔥The way you love snowstorms makes me wonder if you secretly wish you were a snowflake.
- 🔥Your forecasts sometimes make me feel like I’m in a relationship with a weather app: mostly accurate but occasionally dramatic.
- 🔥If you were a weather system, you’d be a ‘funstorm’—lots of promise but always slightly off track.
Quirky Challenges
- 😅Less obsession with the ‘ridiculously resilient ridge’—we get it, it’s resilient!
- 😅Try to sprinkle in some posts about sunny days so we don’t think you’re plotting an indoor snowstorm.
Main Character Moments
- ✨When you declared ‘Bomb goes the cyclone,’ the whole community felt a tingle of excitement and a flash of confusion.
- ✨Your love for atmospheric rivers has officially made you the most popular person in the rain club.
Level Up Zone📈
Your character progression
Hidden Potential
There’s a hidden poet in every statistic—tap into that lyrical side and share some weather-related haikus.
Unique Advantages
- 💎Strong grasp of data makes you a credible voice in the weather community.
- 💎Your enthusiasm for storms makes you an engaging content creator.
Level Up Suggestions
- 🚀Consider occasional photos of kitties during storms to build that feline-weather connection!
- 🚀Hosting live weather Q&As could leverage your knowledge and humor in real-time.
Crystal Ball Time🔮
Your future, decoded
Next Evolution
Greg will evolve into a top-tier weather influencer, combining forecasts with captivating storytelling.
Potential Superpower
The ability to make even the gloomiest storm sound like a blockbuster movie—‘Coming this winter: The Atmospheric River Chronicles!’
Future Community Role
He’ll become the go-to source for accurate weather predictions and lighthearted banter, bridging gaps between meteorology and everyday life.
Your Character Build🎮
If life was an RPG...
Class
Chaotic Meteorologist
Special Abilities
- ⚔️Storm Chaser
- ⚔️Data Whisperer
- ⚔️Pun Master
Weaknesses
- 💀Overenthusiasm about atmospheric rivers
- 💀Occasional weather puns that make everyone groan
- 💀Nobody ever asks about the sunny days
Quest Line
To decode the mysteries of the weather while keeping his followers slightly confused but entertained.
Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️♂️
Your conspiracy detector
Main Theory
The weather is actually governed by a council of cats controlling atmospheric patterns from their secret lair in the clouds.
Evidence Board
Evidence includes increased cat visibility during rainstorms and sudden gusts of wind coinciding with cat naps.
Secret Society
Society of the Storm Chasers—where every member must show proof of at least one weather-related pun.
Truth Seeking Level
65%Multiverse You🌌
Your variants across platforms
Reddit Moderator Of
r/r/WeatherWizards—where every post is about deciphering the mystical ways of storm patterns and their hidden meanings.
Twitter Main Character
Greg becomes the influencer who accidentally sparks a debate about whether storms are just 'nature's tantrums.'
LinkedIn Title
CEO of Weather Dynamics Inc., where casual Fridays involve wearing storm-themed t-shirts and forecasting in the break room.
Metaverse Final Form
A virtual storm-chasing experience where participants can control the weather, starring Greg as the most overzealous tour guide.
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AI Demo Apps
10+ ready-to-use AI demo applications for text, image & chat
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Modern Stack
Next.js 14, TypeScript & Tailwind
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AI integrations
OpenAI, Anthropic, Grok, Replicate & more
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Full Infrastructure
Auth, database & payments included
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Premium Design
Beautiful UI components included
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Enterprise Ready
Auth, API routes & database included
Time Machine⏰
Your digital time warp
Web 1.0 Profile
MySpace Era
Profile song: "Here Comes the Rain Again" by Eurythmics, profile glittered with raindrop animations, and a collection of photos featuring every storm he’s chased.
Web3 Destiny
A decentralized weather forecasting app that operates on community input and rewards users with NFT rain umbrellas for accurate forecasts.
Future Post
"Just invented the world's first weather app that uses cat behavior to predict storms—stay tuned for a purring forecast!"
The Final Take🎬
Wrapping up your story
Key Strength
Your commitment to weather science is commendable—an inspiration to aspiring meteorologists everywhere!
Charming Quirk
Your playful use of weather terminology feels like playing with a box of crayons; each post adds a new color to the weather canvas.
Final Encouragement
"Keep those weather updates rolling, and don’t let the atmospheric pressure get you down—after all, you’re the one holding the umbrella!"
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Bluesky Roast is an AI-powered tool that analyzes your Bluesky presence and turns it into a hilarious roast. With millions of users sharing content daily, I thought it would be fun to add some humor to social media analytics.
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