Greg Polkosnik

@gregpolkosnik.bsky.social

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Roasted

Dec 1, 2024

I'm a writer, an astrologer, a fitness trainer, an aspiring wig model and a de-influencer. I like Vegas, reality TV and being a Capricorn. gregpolkosnik.com

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Greg Polkosnik blends astrology, social critique, and the occasional wig model aspiration, creating a stellar social media presence.

A delightful mix of sharp insights and whimsical distractions that feels like a reality TV show starring a quirky astrologer.

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Authenticity

75%

Thought Leader

Key Topics

90%

Political Commentary

70%

Astrology and Fashion

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Your Top Topics

Political Commentary90%

Greg doesn't just throw shade; he calls out the super-rich like he’s auditioning for a role in the next Avengers movie, leading a rebellion against billionaires and bad governance.

Astrology and Fashion70%

He’s not just aligning stars; he’s aligning outfits with zodiac signs! If the stars don’t align, don’t worry; he’ll just blame it on Mercury in retrograde.

Thanksgiving Anticipation50%

Greg has an interesting way of expressing gratitude, signaling his Thanksgiving vibes with a hint of Canadian smugness—guess they have it better up there!

Writing Style

Clever, sardonic, and unfiltered—like a glass of wine that’s always half-empty but also half-full if you squint.

Thought Leader Score

75%

The Real You™ 🎭

Your online personality exposed

Your Vibe

The Sarcastic Sage

Keeping It Real Score

85%

Main Character Energy

Astrology enthusiast
Witty political commentator
Fitness trainer with a flair for fashion

Secret Powers

✨Writing astrology columns
✨Creating engaging social satire
✨Modeling wigs—at least in spirit

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Training Data

Astrology, political commentary, fitness trends, and reality TV culture.

Prompt Engineering

Analyze and elaborate on the intersection of astrology and modern political critique.

Model Behavior

Highly opinionated, blends humor with insights, and occasionally goes off the rails.

Token Count

450

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Bio

"Writer, aspiring wig model, and part-time de-influencer seeking cosmic love. If you appreciate sarcasm, astrology, and the occasional deep dive into capitalism, we might just align!"

Red Flags

🚩Devout Capricorn
🚩Can be overly serious about zodiac signs
🚩Political discussions might get heated

Green Flags

✅Loves to cook for Thanksgiving despite Canadian heritage
✅Brings the humor and the intellect
✅Fitness trainer who's down for a good time (and good food)

Perfect Match

Someone who can handle deep discussions on capitalism or why Mercury is in retrograde while sharing a slice of cake.

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Squad Check🌟

Your social vibe analysis

Role in Community

The Snarky Philosopher

Conversation Style

Engages with followers like a cool aunt who’s had one too many drinks at a family gathering—hilarious and accidentally profound.

Impact Assessment

With a blend of humor and astute observations, he’s a cornerstone of thoughtful discourse, making Bluesky feel less like a social media platform and more like a cosmic debate club.

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Greg Polkosnik blends astrology, social critique, and the occasional wig model aspiration, creating a stellar social media presence.

Vibe Check

"A delightful mix of sharp insights and whimsical distractions that feels like a reality TV show starring a quirky astrologer."

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The saucy details

Gentle Roasts

🔥Greg’s posts go from cosmically insightful to crickets in seconds—like a poorly planned astrology meetup.
🔥You’d think being a de-influencer means we’d see fewer astrology posts, but here we are—Capricorns be Capricorning!
🔥His attempts at serious astrology make me wonder if he’s secretly trying to join the ranks of celebrity psychics.

Quirky Challenges

😅Overusing astrology as a shield against criticism—'Sorry, I can’t help it, my moon is in retrograde!'
😅Finding the balance between being a fitness trainer and a ‘let’s just enjoy this slice of cake’ philosopher—who even is Greg?
😅Every post about billionaires should come with a trigger warning for those of us with heavy wallets.

Main Character Moments

✨The time he declared himself more qualified to lead the HHS than RFK Jr.—and just like that, a star was born.
✨When he casually dropped his Teen Vogue column history like it’s a flex at a high school reunion—go off, Capricorn!
✨His Thanksgiving post about being Canadian was like wearing a maple leaf while staring at a pumpkin pie—delightfully confusing.

Level Up Zone📈

Your character progression

Hidden Potential

With a sharper focus on engaging storytelling, Greg could turn these astrological insights into a new book—or a reality show.

Unique Advantages

💎Astrology expertise that could rival the stars—literally!
💎The ability to create engaging discussions that mix pop culture with political critique.
💎A unique blend of humor and alarming truth about today’s politics.

Level Up Suggestions

🚀Consider a series on how to dress per zodiac sign—complete with fashion tips for each season.
🚀Host virtual astrology sessions that double as therapy sessions—because who doesn’t want cosmic comfort?
🚀Engage more with followers through polls on their zodiac signs, giving everyone a moment of cosmic connection.

Crystal Ball Time🔮

Your future, decoded

Next Evolution

I foresee a podcast where Greg combines astrology with current events—Astrology with Attitude!

Potential Superpower

The uncanny ability to predict social media trends based on the zodiac—watch out, influencers!

Future Community Role

He’ll ascend to the esteemed position of ‘Chief Astrological Oracle of Bluesky,’ leading cosmic discussions while sipping lattes.

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Class

Chaotic Sagittarius

Special Abilities

⚔️Astrology Analysis
⚔️Political Roast Master
⚔️Wit and Wisdom Credentials

Weaknesses

💀Obsession with Zodiac Signs
💀Frequent Political Rants
💀Occasional Non-Sequitur Posts

Quest Line

To navigate the cosmic intersections of reality TV and political discourse while styling wigs for the stars.

Down the Rabbit Hole🕵️‍♂️

Your conspiracy detector

Main Theory

Astrology is the original social media; the stars are just influencers waiting to be acknowledged.

Evidence Board

1. The alignment of planets correlates with major world events. 2. Celebrities often consult astrologers before big decisions. 3. The uncanny accuracy of horoscopes in relation to personal events.

Secret Society

The Illuminated Astrologers—those who know the secrets of the stars and how to monetize them.

Truth Seeking Level

83%

Multiverse You🌌

Your variants across platforms

Reddit Moderator Of

r/r/AstrologyAndPolitics

Twitter Main Character

Caught in a Twitter storm for predicting the next big political scandal tied to astrology.

LinkedIn Title

CEO of Cosmic Consulting, specializing in political strategy based on celestial alignments.

Metaverse Final Form

Head of Astrology and Political Strategies in a virtual reality metaverse where zodiac signs influence governance.

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Your digital time warp

Web 1.0 Profile

> Geocities page dedicated to astrology, complete with glowing stars and clipart of zodiac signs dancing.

MySpace Era

Profile full of My Chemical Romance and horoscopes, with a custom background of the night sky.

Web3 Destiny

Creating a blockchain dedicated to astrological forecasts that somehow involve NFTs of zodiac signs.

Future Post

'Astrology just predicted a major tech shift, and here I am—sitting in my first-class cabin aboard the first space cruise ship!'

The Final Take🎬

Wrapping up your story

Key Strength

Greg has an impressive knack for making complex political themes digestible and entertaining—like a greasy burger that’s actually organic.

Charming Quirk

His ability to go from serious political discourse to whimsy is like unrolling a yoga mat in a nightclub—unexpected but strangely refreshing.

Final Encouragement

"Keep shooting for the stars, Greg! Just remember to keep your feet on the ground—unless Mercury is retrograde; then, all bets are off!"

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